The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 810

Some people were chatting with their girlfriends on the surface, but secretly clicked on Baidu and searched for the classic quotations of the domineering president.

After 2 minutes, Chi Xiaonian felt an evil, charming and maddening aura rushing towards his face, and the emitter of this aura was none other than her mentally handicapped boyfriend!

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Woman, you'd better leave my affairs alone. 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Are you against me? 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Please correct your identity, you are just my mistress. 】

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Excuse me?Just holding hands and being infected by Lu Xijing?

The power of the playwright is terrifying!
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: What if I don't? 】

[You're electricity, you're light, you're the only one: Don't you just want money?Take this 5000 million and get out of here! 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Wow, how dare you let me go? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴]

Yu Shenguang, who was possessed by the tyrant boss, immediately faltered.

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ) I will give you 100 yuan, and you will not be allowed to go home until you spend it all. 】

Chi Xiaonian was immediately recognized as cowardly, and he blushed, and began to tease him maliciously.

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Damn man, no one has ever dared to talk to me like that, you are the first. 】

【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: ⊙ω⊙I was wrong. 】

While admitting their mistakes, some people clicked on the WeChat dialog box of his old friend to ask for help.

Before Lu Yan finished watching the replay of a game, he saw that Guang Guang, who had just been teased by him, sent him another message.

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: Lu Shen ⊙ω⊙]

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: why?You want to seduce me with your cute emoji, and then rekindle your old love with me? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Am I the kind of person who can't stand the temptation?So don’t be wishful thinking, a good man like me won’t even look at a bitch when he goes out on the street, let alone a male dog like you who is too straight to be twisted back with a wrench. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Unless you give me the championship, nothing will be discussed. 】

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: What should I do if I pissed off my girlfriend? 】

Lu Yan: "..."

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: coaxing my girlfriend, I have the most experience! 】

[Xiao Guangguang in the jungle: I would like to hear the details. 】

So, a childish ghost who just lost the game started his serious nonsense, and dubbed it "The Best Book of Coaxing Girlfriends".

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Coax your girlfriend's first article. When she complains to you that her aunt is in pain, she doesn't want to get your comfort, but to get scientific solutions and suggestions. Of course you have a boyfriend who is Max. To answer coolly: drink more hot water. 】

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: ⊙ω⊙ and then? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: The second article of the coaxing girlfriend book, when she tells you 'I'm angry', she doesn't want you to coax her, let alone buy her a lipstick bag, which will make her mistakenly think In your eyes, she is just a woman who is greedy for your money. In order to show your erudition and talents, you should enlighten her with the simplest truth at this time, and answer her: I will not be angry when others are angry, and no one will be angry when I am angry. for. 】

【Little Guangguang in the jungle: What else...】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If she asks you whether the game is important or me, she actually hopes that as a professional player, you can focus on your work, don't be busy dating all day long, and focus more on it In terms of training, you who are in charge of making money and supporting your family at this time, of course have to answer gently: Of course the game is important, little fool. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If you are still alive after saying this, don’t be afraid to ask another question: Is there a black game tonight? 】

[Little Guangguang in the jungle: ... Is that really the case? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If she asks you who you rescued when she and your mother fell into the water at the same time, it is actually testing your character. How can a person who is not filial to his own mother be right? Is my girlfriend responsible?So when you encounter this question, don't hesitate, and simply answer: save my mother! 】

Yu Shenguang thought about it carefully, if this is the case, he should not even have a chance to get close to his mother...

His father will not let go of this chance of being a hero to save the beauty!

Maybe he finally swam over and his father would brutally tell him to get out of here...

So he'd better save Nian Gao, she can't swim so fucking fast with such short legs...

And Lu Yan's "Wife Chasing Crematorium Collection" is still going on...

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: When she asked you 'Am I gaining weight again', she actually wanted to hear you tell the truth, because there are already too many people complimenting her outside, and you, as her closest and most trusted Of course, people can't deceive her. At this time, you should give her a doting smile and say: Yes, fat woman. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: A friendly nickname will shorten the distance between you faster, and the sweetness is overwhelming! 】

[Xiao Guangguang from the jungler: But the rice cake is not fat at all ⊙ω⊙]

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Calling Little Pig will make her look cuter, and finally I will teach you a few common words for chatting, which will make you more loving~]

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: When you want to laugh, say hehe, this will make your temperament a little alienated in indifference, a little noble in abstinence, a little crazy in your evil charm, what does a boss look like? How about you, you are tall from the inside out. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: When she makes a request to you, you say: Can you not be willful?There is pampering in every punctuation mark! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: When she questioned you, you just answered 'whatever you think', this is giving her the maximum freedom, it is the performance of pampering her to heaven. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: There is also 'just as long as you are happy', which is tantamount to telling her that the sadness of the whole world is not as important as her own happiness. Mary Su is a must-have love story for the heroine to flirt with girls! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Believe in me, you will have eternal life, and finally I wish you a happy wife, after the crematorium, get out. 】

[Little Guangguang in the jungle:? ? ? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Just kidding, after mastering these skills, I promise you will enjoy coaxing your wife for a while, and keep coaxing your wife for a long time, go try it, and welcome to come again if you have any emotional problems~]

After fooling him for a while, Lu Yancai switched back to the game screen again.

While watching the replay, he clicked his lips and sighed: If Guangguang had to miss the game because his girlfriend beat him so much that he couldn't get out of bed... that would be great.

But what he didn't expect was that Yu Shenguang was no longer the idiot and sweet man he was back then. He had read Chi Xiaonian's meat essay collection!
And more than once! ! !
(End of this chapter)