The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 811 If you can talk, talk more

Although he didn't understand it very well, he vaguely understood that Lu Yan was lying to him, which was completely different from what was written in the novel!
So he opened Baidu silently again, and began to search how to coax his girlfriend when she is angry...

Just when Chi Xiaonian felt that she was about to be turned into a groundhog, her straight boyfriend with a super long reflex arc finally sent her a message again.

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Do you want to make love forever? 】

Chi Xiaonian: "???" What the hell?Do you want to sleep with me forever?
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Do you want it? 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Seeing your performance, if you make me angry, I won't let you go! 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Don't be angry ⊙ω⊙What color do you want? 】

Chi Xiaonian: "???" What color is it?Is it possible that you will change color?

Immediately afterwards, she saw that her lovely straight man sent her a color chart. It turned out that what he asked was: Do you want make up forever lipstick...

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: ⊙ω⊙ There are red, orange, pink, purple, and brown. 】

Chi Xiaonian: "..." The straight man's color-separation method is really insane.

【Girl with eyelashes scratching her palm: I don't want this ㄟ(▔，▔)ㄏ】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Then what do you want?Givenchy lamb chops?Sao Paulo?Or Chevrolet big eyes? ⊙ω⊙]

Chi Xiaonian: "..." It's really hard for you to know so much.

[Girl with eyelashes scratching her palm: I want Armani 405()]

Then she heard the sound of money being pocketed.

Alipay transferred 405 yuan to her for this few sauces. Remarks: Don't be angry, just buy it. ⊙ω⊙

Chi Xiaonian: "..." 405 is the color number, not the price, hello!
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: I still want a silkworm pen ()]

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: lying silkworm? ⊙ω⊙ Didn't we raise handsome?Why do you still need to raise silkworms? 】

Chi Xiaonian: "..."

[Girl with eyelashes scratching her palm: There are also honey powder cakes. 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Then... do you want to buy another cup of milk tea? 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm:? ? ? 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: ⊙ω⊙The honey powder sounds delicious. 】

[Girl with eyelashes scratching her palm: Powdered powder is not for food! (ノ｀⊿)ノ]

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: ⊙ω⊙What is that? 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Forget it, let's not talk about it. 】

【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: ⊙ω⊙Then are you still angry? 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: () Don't be angry, but you should stop imitating the boss in the future, it's too stupid. 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: ⊙ω⊙ Then I have one last sentence to imitate. 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: You said ()]

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you. 】

Chi Xiaonian: "..."Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Good!Say a few more words if you can speak! 】

Thus, Yu Shenguang started a new round of earth-flavored love talk bombardment according to the classic quotations of the domineering president.

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Listen, I allow you to like me, we have no other choice but to grow old together. 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Who will take you away from me unless you step over my corpse! 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I don't worry about others. 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: You annoying little fairy, what should I do with you? 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: I can't save her, I want all of you to be buried with her! 】

[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Enough is enough 〒▽〒The last sentence is withdrawn! 】

[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Oh ⊙⊙! 】

After he withdrew the last message, Chi Xiaonian took a screenshot and sent it to Bu Yao backhandedly, starting to show off nakedly.

[A little rice cake: Did you see it?Whoever says that I can't talk about love, I'll throw the chat records in his face! ! ! 】

【A small rice cake: akimbo. jpg】

[I'm super happy to see cabbage: Niubi, Niupi, you city people can play. 】

But her silly son is different, every day love words come out like money, which makes her feel ashamed and wish to seal his mouth with tape.

By the time she finished wrangling with Chi Xiaonian, her silly son had already washed up, and was obediently leaning on the head of the bed waiting for her luck.

Seeing Bu Yao turn her head, Lu Yan immediately rolled inside to make room for her. At the same time, she patted the empty space with her hand, looked at her expectantly and said, "Do you want to hear me tell a bedtime story?"

Bu Yao lay down beside him in a daze, and nodded at the same time: "Yes."

In the next second, someone turned over and stood up, "Okay, this is for you."

Bu Yao: "???"

Bridge Bean Sacks!Why do you get on the highway when you have a disagreement!
……

It was another sleepless night, and early the next morning, Bu Yao bitterly posted a Weibo.

[Sailor Moon HeroV: For the three words "little milk dog", my boyfriend takes up the word "dog"! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's not a big deal, you think the name Lu Gou is called for nothing? 】

【Hahahaha So what did Lugou do wrong? 】

[May I ask quietly, what breed is it? 】

[Don't ask, it's Teddy who asks. 】

Chi Xiaonian, who sees through everything, said so.

Crazy Aite, who had received countless fans of rumors early in the morning, immediately responded publicly to Bu Yao's Weibo without fear of death.

[Lu Meili V: My girlfriend takes up the first two of these three words, little milk dog. 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what the hell?So the black-meat pair A was publicly executed? 】

[Hahahaha bold land dog!Are you itchy again! 】

[Hahaha, are you afraid you haven't woken up yet?Want to survive and run away from home? 】

[Second Battalion Commander!Where's your fucking washboard?Pull me out! 】

[It’s not bright in the east and it’s bright in the west, what’s up with you! 】

……

Of course, the fate of running away from home in order to survive was that Lu Yan was thrown out of the room early in the morning, including the person and the pillow.

Immediately afterwards, Sand Sculpture netizens saw him posting on Weibo again.

[Lu Meili V: Goodbye, mom. I'm going on a long voyage tonight. Don't worry about me. I have handsome and coquettish oars. 】

The accompanying picture shows him hugging his little pillow, squatting pitifully weak and helpless at the door of the room, with the visual feeling of begging for food on the spot with a broken bowl in front of him.

(End of this chapter)