The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 812 Your Baby Is Dormant
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I feel sorry for you for a second, and the remaining 59 seconds are used to laugh at you, you deserve it! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, did you see it, sand sculpture netizens?This is what happens when you fight against your girlfriend! 】

[I have to sigh, God Lu really did a good job. 】

[Hahaha why did I sing it? 】

【Mom, ever since falling in love, Lu Shen, who hasn't made a fuss in the past three to five months, seems to be living on Weibo. 】

[It's not just living on Weibo, I even suspect that he and Hei Rou have a suite on Weibo. 】

……

Lu Yan could only post another Weibo to mobilize the power of the masses and use public opinion to put pressure on Bu Yao to open the door.

[Lu Meili V: Can you intercede for me after laughing?It was so windy outside and I was so scared. If I stayed outside in such a cold day, I would be frozen into a watchdog! 】

The result, of course, was another wave of ridicule.

After 2 minutes, he saw the doorknob turned, and Bu Yao finally opened the door a little, and the heat overflowed from the door, warming his heart.

Lu Yan squatted at the door like a giant dog, reached out and hugged Bu Yao's thigh, raised his head and looked at her pitifully, just as he was about to speak, Bu Yao withdrew his thigh indifferently and said fiercely : "Don't come in."

Lu Yan: "..." Okay, it's better to have heating than no heating.

Just 2 minutes after Bu Yao entered the door, I saw this annoying little fairy posting on Weibo again!

[Lu Meili V: Some people clearly love me, but they keep it in their hearts and don't say it. 】

The accompanying picture shows him leaning against the crack of the door, feeling the warm heat. The warm light shines on his face through the crack of the door, and there is actually an indescribable sense of comfort.

Bu Yao instantly wanted to close the door and freeze him to death!
After thinking about it, he couldn't bear to let him suffer from the cold, so he yelled fiercely at the door: "You are not allowed to post on Weibo either!"

Lu Yan blinked, gave her a wink through the crack of the door, and said with a cute face, "Yeah, my husband."

Anger was about to overflow from the crack of the door.

Bu Yao didn't bother to talk to him, so she rolled back to bed and continued to catch up on sleep.

Someone with excess energy squatting at the door was really bored, so he started sending WeChat messages to harass her.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Friendly reminder: You have ignored your little baby for more than 10 minutes. 】

Bu Yao, who was already asleep, didn't even answer him with a punctuation mark.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: You have ignored your little baby for more than 10 minutes! 】

Bu Yao still didn't respond.

Lu Yan: "..."

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: You have ignored your little baby for more than 10 minutes! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Since you ignored your baby for a long time, he will enter a dormant state! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Your little baby has entered a dormant state! 】

After nagging himself for a long time but no one answered, Lu Yan got up and went downstairs resentfully, twisted all the bottles and cans in the kitchen, and put all the pots and pans at the highest place, and then went to He hugged Dahei, who hadn't woken up yet, in his arms and rubbed him.

After Bu Yao had had enough sleep, when she got up and went downstairs to make breakfast, she found that the kitchen had changed a lot.

The pots and pans were all put in the highest cabinet, and the spatula was taped directly to the ceiling.

And the culprit was still leaning against the door frame and looked at her innocently, "Do you want to activate your little baby to help you carry things?"

If you think about it with your toes, you know he did it!

Bu Yao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

This scheming boy really did everything he could to get her to take care of him!

However, he ignored her height, where he could go, she could also step on a stool.

Only with Chi Xiaonian's ridiculously short legs can he be in such an embarrassing situation that he can't even step on a stool...

So, Bu Yao not only ignored him, but moved a chair from the dining room, and as soon as he stepped on it, he was held down by someone.

Lu Yan groaned, pushed her away unwillingly, and muttered aggrievedly: "I'll do it, I will feel bad if I fall down."

Bu Yao: "..." I feel sorry for you, why are you still clinging so high!
She snorted arrogantly, but her body was still very honest to help him support the stool.

If she accidentally falls down and becomes stupid, it's not worthwhile for her to keep this mentally handicapped person.

After helping her take off the spatula, Lu Yan silently moved the chair and sat down in a small corner of the kitchen, stepping on the horizontal bar of the chair with both feet, folded his hands on the back of the chair, and rested his chin on the back of his hands, only Her eyes followed her busy figure and kept turning around.

Don't mention how pitiful he looked aggrieved, but Bu Yao didn't look at him at all.

After being hung out like this for a while, he finally couldn't help it anymore, and said sullenly, "When you ignore me, I think I'm a dog..."

Before the word 'ignoring' could be uttered, Bu Yao gave him a sideways glance, and when the desire to survive finally came online, he shivered instantly, silently swallowed what he hadn't finished speaking, and changed his words obediently : "You're right, I'm a dog. When I see you, I want to wag my tail and be petted by you. When you ignore me, I'll lie here and watch you all day long, waiting for you to talk to me."

Bu Yao gave a cold 'oh', "Then I'm really a fucking dog."

Lu Yan: "..."

After being choked for a bit, the little man in his heart immediately beat the gongs and drums happily, waving his long fan and danced to the song "Good Start".

Bu Yaoyao is finally willing to talk to him, Sahua Sahua!

However, after she fucked the dog, there was no more to say...

Lu Yan could only stare helplessly at the bottles and cans that he deliberately tightened, hoping that Bu Yao could use which one, and when she couldn't unscrew it, she would take the initiative to talk to him!

The perfect plan!
However... a bottle of Bu Yao was not used.

Lu Yan was completely autistic.

But Bu Yao had already gone to the restaurant with the noodles she made, and started to eat breakfast.

Then she saw that this dog man who had been staring at her eagerly all morning came over with a lot of bottles and jars and placed them in front of her one by one, smiling like a salesman in a supermarket. He started his promotion: "Do you want to add some ingredients to the noodles? I have Laoganma, soy sauce, mushroom sauce, beef sauce..."

Bu Yao silently took a bottle of Laoganma, and found sadly that she couldn't unscrew it...

Same goes for another bottle.

Lu Yan sat directly opposite her, resting his chin with one hand, showing a smile after a successful trick, "Talk to me and I'll unscrew it for you."

Bu Yao didn't even look at him, silently put the old godmother back where she was, and stopped eating.

Lu Yan: "..."

He was lying on the table as if he had no bones, his face full of lovelessness.

(End of this chapter)