The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 836 We Die Together
As for the level of drama proficiency, Lu Yan has never lost before, so he twitched twice and said: "How can you see a rainbow if you don't experience wind and rain? No one can fall in love casually and succeed. Yu Shenguang, can you help me shut You's mouth?" ?”

Yu Shenguang: "..." I choose death.

Lu Yan was still urging: "Okay, just one word, just say it once!"

Yu Shenguang thought for a while, and replied him with one word.

[Our side] I am learning (Zhou Yu): Well.

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Big Joe):  …

After being rejected miserably, he immediately started the second wave of ravaging Chi Xiaonian.

Chi Xiaonian, who unilaterally announced the breakup, managed to run out of the spring with great difficulty, joined the team fight, and started a fight. As a result, Yu Ji kicked her in the face, and then swished two more shots. She was bled on the spot.

Just at this critical moment, her sister who had greened her suddenly sent her warmth.

Lu Yan shouted, "Sister, don't be afraid, sister is here to save you!"

Immediately after he released his big move, Chi Xiaonian's screen was instantly filled with blue mist, and there was also a blue teleport button on the lower left. She only needs to press it lightly, and she can escape from this dangerous battlefield. Teleported to her sister's side.

At that moment, Chi Xiaonian felt that the blue mist all over the sky was more beautiful than touching the starry sky in the fairy castle. Fuck love, I choose family love!

So she replied: "My sister is not talented, let my sister bother."

Then he pressed the teleport button without hesitation, and was about to close his eyes and fly to her sister's embrace on the wings of family affection.

Then she heard an impassioned kill announcement.

【Executed.】

Xiao Qiao was killed by the defense tower.

This thing that kills thousands of knives actually puts the big move in the enemy's defense tower, dare you think?
In order to get the exclusive favor of Lord Zhou Yu, she actually pushed her own sister into the fire pit with her own hands!
Chi Xiaonian almost spat out a mouthful of old blood on the screen, and yelled: "Lu Yan, you cheap maid, you have such a vicious heart!"

"What is my sister talking about? My sister is just slipping for a while." After Lu Yan snorted coldly, he put the second skill of returning to the city on her corpse, and then stepped on her corpse to stand on the enemy's shoulder while carrying the damage. Fang's defensive tower returns to the city...

It's not okay to be coquettish.

Seeing Xiao Qiao's death, Yuji, who was naive on the opposite side, became even more inflated.

[All] Cai Caiqiao loves to eat fish (Yu Ji): Hey!Evil animal!Even if you turn on the teleportation plug-in, you can't escape from the soles of my feet!

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): I killed people, you're welcome.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Are you quite proud?

Chi Xiaonian has some very strange obsessive-compulsive disorders when playing games. For example, when playing Luban, he must start the game with a blast. I want to press the teleport button when I want to zoom in...

As a result, once Lu Yan summoned, she died once, once Lu Yan summoned, she died once...

What's even more embarrassing is that Lu Yan also changed the tower every time she was killed, causing her to die under every defensive tower of the enemy.

What's even more annoying is that once Lu Yan ran all the way to the enemy's high ground, and put his ultimate move in the spring to summon her!

After being killed as a super ghost, Chi Xiaonian wished he could cut off the teleportation button in the lower left corner, and click it again to chop off his hands!

Lu Yan, who didn't pick up the light and didn't change his name, started shouting again: "Listen, the person across the way, your wife's life is in my hands, and if you are sensible, quickly take your rag and shut You's mouth, or I will kill you." Every day I play Da Qiao and bump into your car, see her summon once, let her press the teleport button until her hands cramp!"

Yu Shenguang wanted to nod at first, but when he saw Chi Xiaonian looking at him with tears in his eyes, he looked like he was sacrificing his life for righteousness, and shouted: "No! You can't promise him!"

Usually at times like this, for the sake of his beloved woman, the hero in a romantic drama must agree to the unreasonable demands of the villains without hesitation.

Yu Shenguang lowered his eyes to look at her, his dark eyes were full of affection, he nodded seriously and said: "Don't be angry, I will definitely not agree!"

Chi Xiaonian: "..." You should agree, I don't want to be played like a monkey anymore.

And Yu Shenguang racked his brains to come up with the lines of his mother's favorite romantic drama, took her hand affectionately and said, "It's a big deal, we die together."

Chi Xiaonian: "???"

Lu Yan: "???"

So, when Lu Yan zoomed in to summon people again, the number of people sent to death changed from one to two.

There is a sense of sight of "birth in the same quilt, death in the same coffin", and the crackling dog food hit him in the face.

Lu Yan: "..." You are cruel.

The plan of threatening him with groundhogs didn't work, so Lu Yan had no choice but to start PlanC, act like a baby, act like a baby like crazy!

Acting coquettishly and being cute, calling her husband if there is any disagreement.

Wherever Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao went, Da Qiao followed him, and the soft voice of the little milk did not stop all the way.

Lu Yan: "Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Call your wife once."

Yu Shenguang: "..." The base of the ears suddenly felt a little hot.

Chi Xiaonian: "Don't sit down, get out."

Lu Yan: "Guangguangguang, you walked so fast, you didn't wait for others."

Yu Shenguang: "..." The roots of the ears became even hotter.

Chi Xiaonian: "Wait, get out, who told you to run around without shoes, I'll kill you."

Lu Yan: "The reason people don't wear shoes is because barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes."

Yu Shenguang: "..." What to do, my ears are so hot.

Chi Xiaonian reached out and turned off the team channel, and suddenly felt that the whole world was quiet.

Then she saw that Lu Yan couldn't make a show in his voice and started sending messages to show off.

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): Why do you want to turn off the voice, do you want to listen to my live version? QQ
[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): Just don’t worry, I’ll move my gaming chair over there right away, and sit between you and the groundhog, giving you the wonderful 3D surround sound Experience, guaranteed to make your hands and feet limp, limbs weak, happy like a fairy.

The redness of Yu Shenguang's ears had begun to spread to his cheeks.

And Chi Xiaonian turned his head and yelled at Xianyu, "Close the door, put handsome!"

All the snacks and lifeblood of Xianyu are in her hands, whoever dared to disobey at all, immediately gave a 'cha', bowed like a little eunuch to close the door and let her handsome.

[My side] I love learning (Xiao Qiao): Sorry, the door is closed.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yan saw that He Xiaopang, who had gone out for a walk after dinner, came back with Yingjun in his hand. When passing by the training room, he poked his head out and said, "Ask what Guangshen is doing, do you want his dog?" , as soon as I walked to the gate, I saw that the unlucky boy Xianyu threw him out while holding Yingjun in his arms, and when he threw it, he yelled, 'Go, Yingjun, you are free!'”

(End of this chapter)