The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 837 Tell a Ghost Story

He Xiaopang: "It's because they don't have enough dog food in Light Year CP, so why don't they just come to our place to eat and drink?"

After all, they have two pairs of CP here, and the dog food produced every day can circle the earth twice.

The more He Xiaopang thought about it, the more he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

Lu Yan responded and started typing.

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): So why is Handsome thrown out?

Chi Xiaonian replied.

[Our side] I love learning (Xiao Qiao): Because Lu Yan and dogs are not allowed in.

Dog lover Yu Shenguang objected on the spot.

[Our side] I am learning (Zhou Yu): Dogs can enter, but Lu Yan cannot.

After replying to the message, the two of them looked at each other, and immediately realized that something seemed wrong.

Chi Xiaonian looked at Xianyu in bewilderment, "You threw Yingjun out?"

Xianyu's face is full of innocence: "Didn't you say that you want to close the door and let him be handsome?"

Chi Xiaonian: "And then?"

Xianyu: "Then I let Handsome go."

Chi Xiaonian: "..." God fucking let him go.

For a moment, even the air was quiet.

After being stared at deadly by Yu Shenguang for two seconds, Xianyu stood up tremblingly again, "I understand, I'm going to catch him again!"

Then slipped away like an escape.

In the game, Lu Yan is still acting as a monster.

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): You don’t listen to the voice, you don’t let in the door, do you think that you can escape my surging love?
[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Big Joe): Don't even think about it!After passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village!
[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): If this doesn't work for you, then I can only go to the cell radio to express my love for you.

[My side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): I will hold two bottles of Wangzai milk and broadcast to the whole community: Yu Shenguang, Yu Shenguang, your friend has two bottles of Wangzai milk and is waiting for you at the school gate.

[My side] I love learning (Xiao Qiao): Then I looked at him enviously and said, your friend loves you, huh?

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): Then Guang Guang ran all the way to the door and threw himself into my arms...

[Our side] I love learning (Xiao Qiao): Don't even think about it!
Chi Xiaonian couldn't bear it anymore, took out his phone and called Bu Yao.

The phone was connected quickly, and Bu Yao's lazy voice came: "What are you doing?"

"I'll report that your Teddy asked my Guangguang to go into the woods at nine o'clock tonight, and I'll ask you to take care of it!" Chi Xiaonian said angrily.

Then she heard Bu Yao say, "You let Guang Guang shut You's mouth and I'll take care of it."

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I always feel that the two of them have discussed it.

"At this point, I can only wrong you." Chi Xiaonian stretched out his hand and stroked Yu Shenguang's dog's head, then nodded with a sad face: "Guangguang said he agreed, let alone a rag, use a toilet peg You can block it!"

Yu Shenguang: "???"

When did he agree?Why doesn't he even know it?
He even made it up automatically. He was sitting on the commentary stand with a paralyzed face, holding a toilet peg in his hand...

Shame he refused!
And Chi Xiaonian, who sold him without hesitation, had already hung up the phone, and then messaged Lu Yan back.

[Our side] I love learning (Xiao Qiao): Guangguang agrees, you can get out.

Then she saw that Lu Yan gave them a gift worth five yuan and twenty cents backhanded. She didn't know if he was teasing Yu Shenguang or disgusting her.

[Our side] Bu Yao is the cutest (Da Qiao): Use this money to buy rags, love you so much.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Sure enough, he was teasing Yu Shenguang.

The bullet screen is full of hahaha.

[Hahahahahaha shocked!A certain professional player did this to his friend in order not to be poisoned in the finals! 】

【Shock!In order to keep her boyfriend innocent, a certain Bai Fumei asked her boyfriend to do such a thing! 】

【Shock!A certain professional player has no idea that his real girlfriend is on the way with a knife in his hand, and he still doesn't forget to flirt with his gay friend before he rolls over! 】

【God Lu, run!Hei Rou came over with a knife! 】

[God Lu, let's go!A second later and it will be too late! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is it easy for me, Lu Meili, to win a game? 】

[As we all know, Hei Rou is the woman who stands at the top of the Lu family's food chain. 】

[There used to be a team bully, and then he had a girlfriend, and then he changed from the team bully to... the team bully's son. 】

……

Seeing the ruthless ridicule full of bullet screens, Lu Yan snorted coldly without turning his head, "It's impossible to run, and it's impossible to run in this life. We are talking about the same caliber outside. At home, I don't care if she understands or not." ?”

[Tell a ghost story, your wife is behind you. 】

[Let’s talk about an action movie again, your wife might beat you. 】

[Let’s talk about another mime, your wife has a very upset expression, and she might send you on the road in the next second. 】

"So what about behind me?" Lu Yan looked indifferent, rolled up his sleeves, and said viciously: "If I spoil her fiercely in front of you today, you don't know that standing in my Lu family How terrifying is the woman at the top of the food chain!"

Then he took Bu Yao's hand and kissed it, his fox eyes curled up with a smile, "What? Missed me after I haven't seen you for a while?"

It was a simple sentence, but when he said it out of a coquettish tone, it made people's ears go soft.

The barrage is crazy.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly, is it?God of Light is nothing!Ahhh, this little milk voice is killing me! 】

[Hahahaha you have the ability to speak harshly!Don't be cowardly if you have the ability! 】

[Wuuuuu, the moment God Lu looked back at her, there were stars in his eyes, what the hell kind of beautiful love is this! 】

[I will report the black meat, this person just acted like a spoiled child to the God of Light!He also tried to ask God of Light to go to the grove! 】

[Hahahahaha, looking at Lu Meili's aggressive look, he thought it was going to fight again, but in the end, he just announced aggressively that he would spoil her fiercely, woo woo woo, I'm dry, how can such a fierce and fierce boyfriend be sold? Yes, give me a dozen? 】

……

With just one word from him, thousands of girls in the live broadcast room screamed together, but it was a pity that Bu Yao had long been used to being teased by him. She moved a small stool and sat down next to Lu Yan, and then compared him with a "please." ' gesture.

Lu Yan blinked, his light-colored pupils filled with doubts.

Bu Yao glanced at him coolly, and there was a strong smell of jealousy as soon as she opened her mouth, "Didn't you change your name if you didn't flirt till the end? Fuck, I'm watching you flirt."

Lu Yan: "..." What should my wife do if she wants to see me tease other men?Waiting online, very urgent.

"I've already finished flirting." Lu Yan tugged at her sleeve and shook her, his cool fingertips scratched her wrist once and for all, the meaning of being coquettish was not too obvious.

(End of this chapter)