The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 872 I want to wag my tail when I see you
Sitting in the back row and witnessing everything: "..." Why is Fat Si, my brother and Cai Cai are actually a little sweet...

He Xiaopang has always been happy, Lu Yan and the others just pushed away the crystal of the Tihua Zhixiu team, and he didn't even hold the trophy. Not return.

After being suppressed for so long, they really should vent their anger.

Bu Yao's hand hadn't touched the wine glass before it was stopped halfway by a good-looking hand.

At this moment, Lu Yan remembered the fear of being dominated by women's clothing in those years, and said righteously: "You are not allowed to drink."

Being so fierce by him, Bu Yao suddenly recalled the past, looked at him with a bit of playful eyes, and asked knowingly, "Why?"

Now she not only wants to force him to wear women's clothing, but also wants him to wear Daji's cosplay, and even wants to make him up...

With this benefit, she must get drunk today!
Lu Yan: "..." What the hell kind of eyes are you looking at?
He started to panic.

Of course he couldn't say such a shameful reason in front of so many people, otherwise he had no doubt that this group of unscrupulous people would help Bu Yao hold him down and let her do whatever she wanted to him...

He pondered for a moment, took a sip from his glass, and said confidently: "Because I'm drunk, you want to send me home."

Bu Yao: "..." Can you show some face?
She has seen one poured down a glass, but she has never seen one who gets drunk after one sip.

And aren't all the pretty girls who need a gift when they get drunk?What do you give a big man.

"I don't care, I want to drink." Bu Yao glanced around, and found Bu Yan and Cai Cai who were honestly eating vegetables. They were banned by He Xiaopang because they were underage, so they could only hug each other. Coke ton ton ton ton...

She pointed at the two of them, and said confidently: "Bu Yan and Cai Cai can take us home!"

Cai Cai who was caught off guard: "..." Are you serious?We are still children...

He didn't want to go home with a bunch of drunk candied haws.

Buyan didn't give her any face at all, poured a glass of wine on his own, looked at her sincerely and said, "Can I have a sip? Really, just one sip."

Bu Yao moved her lips, and before she could answer, she saw this little bastard raised his cup and began to ton, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton...

As long as he drinks fast enough, Ugly Ju can't catch up with him.

After drinking a cup in one breath, Bu Yan wiped her mouth and fell headfirst on the table, unable to wake up no matter how much Bu Yao shook her...

This is probably the legend that you can never wake up a person who pretends to be drunk.

Cai Cai looked at Bu Yan, then at Bu Yao, she didn't even bother to take a sip of wine, she just planted it on the table, her mind was full of: I'm drunk, don't look for me, I don't know anything...

Bu Yao: "..." dumbfounded.jpg
Lu Yan was forced to laugh at the coquettish operation. He played with the wine glass in his hand and smiled slyly, "Well, let's play a game, and whoever wins will be punished with a drink."

"What game?" Bu Yao thumped in her heart, inexplicably doubting that with her IQ, she couldn't beat him at all...

"Tell each other earthy love words, whoever blushes first will lose." Lu Yan raised his eyebrows, and the arc of his lips was provocative, "It's too late for you to admit defeat now."

"Come here, whoever is afraid of whom!" Bu Yao slammed the table, stared at him with wide eyes, and her cheeks were puffed up, just like a puffer fish.

Seeing that Lu Yan felt a little itchy immediately, he stretched out his hand and poked her cheek, with a playful light in his shallow eyes, and a lazy voice whispered in her ear calmly, "Maybe you call Let me tell you my husband, I can consider letting you go."

Bu Yao's ears felt hot when he heard it, and his face turned red with a 'shua'.

Lu Yan evoked a tricky smile, and reached out to pour the wine.

Bu Yao reached out and fished the wine bottle into her arms, and said angrily, "This time it doesn't count, it hasn't started yet!"

"Okay." Lu Yan spread his hands, not missing any chance to tease her, and said with a smile: "My wife is good-looking, and everything my wife says is right."

What's more terrible is that he deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the words, and every time he called "wife", he called it over and over again, which made people's blood boil.

Bu Yao turned around silently, not looking into his smiling eyes, and slapped her face frantically with both hands to signal herself to calm down.

Before the heat on her face dropped, Lu Yan approached her relentlessly, and whispered in her ear: "Don't hit me, I will feel bad."

Bu Yao: "..." Get lost!Get out!
She was almost driven crazy before the game even started.

"Okay, let's stop making trouble." Lu Yan pulled her shoulders and turned her around, "Now the game begins."

"Shall we play with 321 wooden figures?" He looked serious.

Bu Yao nodded, and then obediently remained still, she wanted to see what else he could do.

The two of them stared at each other for two seconds, then he suddenly sighed, "I lost."

Bu Yao: "???" with a confused face. jpg
Lu Yan grabbed her hand and pressed it to his heart, and said with a smile, "Look, my heart is moving."

Bu Yao: "..."

There was nothing to say, she could only silently pour wine for the boss.

Lu Yan sighed contentedly, and suddenly asked her: "Do you think I like drinking or playing games?"

After knowing each other for so long, Bu Yao saw him drinking for the first time, and replied without hesitation: "Playing games!"

"Wrong." Lu Yan grabbed her hand and pecked lightly, his faint eyes were a little drunk, and he said with a smile: "I love you."

Bu Yao: "..." I lost, I lost completely...

"You love me and you still won't let me..." She rolled his eyes at him and groaned angrily.

Lu Yan stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms. He didn't know whether he was really drunk or was teasing her on purpose. He rubbed her head once and for all and said, "Don't complain, hug me."

Bu Yao: "..." How hard am I to think about it, to play this kind of game with you?

After a few rounds, Lu Yan managed to get himself drunk, and he lay obediently on her shoulders, looking like a puppy eagerly.

And this puppy is still sparing no effort to bombard her with earthy love words, even the little milk voice when acting like a baby: "Fortunately, human beings don't have tails, otherwise I would be embarrassed."

Bu Yao responded cooperatively, "Why?"

Lu Yan: "Because when I saw Bu Yaoyao, I was so happy that I wanted to wag my tail."

Bu Yao: "..." I think your tail is going up to the sky recently.

Since everyone else is drunk, Cai Cai and Bu Yan are pretending to be drunk, and Bu Yao can only give up the idea of ​​getting drunk, while coaxing her puppy, while admiring Win's old art Drunken impromptu performance brought by the group.

(End of this chapter)