The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 873 What I Take Off Is Not My Hair, It's My Dream!

At the same time, she also understood why Lu Yan didn't drink anymore, the performance of the fucking Win Senior Art Troupe was too exciting...

Fortunately, she was not drunk this time!

He Xiaopang did not call Chen Wanshui this time, and directly upgraded to a video chat, just asking if you are afraid!
Bu Yao took a peek at his phone screen, and saw Chen Wanshui on the opposite side with a dark face wrapped in a quilt, with a look of lovelessness.

Apparently, he was disturbed just after falling asleep, and fell asleep.

"What are you going crazy about?" He gritted his teeth bitterly, every word sounded with extreme displeasure, wishing he could crawl over the network cable and beat up this fat man who disturbed his lucid dreams.

Then he saw that He Xiaopang raised his bangs violently, his bald forehead was illuminated by the incandescent light, and his hairline receded crazily as if he had been attacked by an enemy hero...

Then he laughed 'hehe', and asked politely: "Which one is bald, Wu or me?"

Bu Yao: "..." This is probably the love of middle-aged people...

If you love him, show him the hairline...

Chen Wanshui: "..." I did something wrong with my eyes to be tortured like this...

The corners of his lips twitched, and he replied blankly: "Fifth elder brother is not as bald as the king."

He Xiaopang got the 'comment', and then covered his hairline, and said confidently: "What I take off is not my hair, but my dream!"

"What on earth are you trying to do?" Chen Wanshui narrowed his eyes, his upper and lower eyelids were constantly fighting.

He Xiaopang: "We won the championship hehehe."

Chen Wanshui: "..."

He Xiaopang: "Don't be angry! Hit me along the network cable, you dog!"

Chen Wanshui: "..."

He Xiaopang: "What I lost was my hairline, what you lost was the champion!"

Chen Wanshui: "..." Is this the reason why your hairline shines when you first come up?

Is he crazy to take this crazy video?

Extremely sleepy, he casually put his phone on the bedside, and fell asleep again listening to He Xiaopang's cursing voice.

Bu Yao: "..." Is this the legendary "I love you if you don't hang up the phone?"

On the other side, Blast has changed from a street acrobat to a stall selling dog skin plaster under the overpass. He tapped the bowls and chopsticks very rhythmically, and he was very proficient when he opened his mouth: "Look, look, look, look!" , specialize in treating Arthur's broken sword, Mozi's electric leakage, Zhao Yun's broken gun, Liu Bei's bullet; Mo Xie's concussion, Guan Yu's marathon, Miyamoto's shoe glue, and Yuji's sling slack."

"Hou Yi broke strings, Bodhidharma broke his leg, monkey's stick cracked, Han Xin suffered from kidney failure; Li Bai was poisoned by alcohol, Zhang Fei's throat was inflamed, Liu Chan's engine water tank leaked, Wang Zhaojun's old cold legs; Xiahou Dun's arm dislocated, Diao Chan's menstruation was irregular, Zhuge Liang's fan fell off. hair."

"Lu Bu's broken halberd, Zhuang Zhou's insomnia, Luban's missiles don't launch, and Nezha's circle is not round; Luban Zenggao Pills sold separately are limited in quantity, first come, first served, action is worse than action, hurry up and buy it!"

After an impromptu rap, Bu Yao was dumbfounded, you are a fucking business genius!
The only one present who can compete with all-round artists on the same stage is Su Qianjiang, the singer of Lingfen, who has supported the KPL music scene.

He held a spoon in one hand as a microphone, and pressed his other hand against the concave shape of his forehead. When he opened his mouth, it was the effect of a concert where millions of fans gathered together: "My friends in the back, how are you? Let me see your hands!"

His number one fanatical fan, Lai Fu, obediently raised his hands, swaying to his rhythm like windshield wipers.

The whole person is like a seaweed floating in the waves.

"A King's Glory version of "Fairy Tale Town" is for everyone, I hope everyone likes it!" Jiang Jiang finally started his performance after waiting for himself, and the first opening was still as if the soles of leather shoes were rubbing against the concrete floor crazily. The rough voice made people's eardrums explode instantly, and the scalp felt numb: "Liu Bang Kai Da disappeared~Liu Bei's bizarre death in the wild~Han Xin has not returned from fighting the dragon~Li Bai stole the tower but his life and death are uncertain~"

"Sun Bin's assistant has never been found ~ Zhong Kui's magic hook has no white hair ~ Hou Yi's big move has been missing ~ Why did Wang Zhaojun buy six pairs of magic shoes ~ Only the wise master knows ~ Luna always breaks the big one Running away ~ Cao Cao was alone for more than ten minutes ~ he was immediately killed when he started the group..."

After listening to the whole song, Bu Yao got goosebumps all over her body.

The songstress of the tomb, she deserves her name!
Looking around, the best wine present was actually her flamboyant Captain Lu.

Maybe it was because he was too outgoing at ordinary times, but when he was drunk, he became introverted instead, and he was neither noisy nor fussy. He put his hands around her neck, rested his chin on her shoulder, and stared at her quietly.

His skin was already fair, but after drinking the wine, his cheeks turned a thin layer of red, which smudged all the way to the roots of his ears, and his pale eyes became more radiant under the embellishment of drunkenness, which made people's heart beat.

Bu Yao touched his slender eyelashes with her fingertips, bent her eyes and smiled, "What are you looking at?"

Lu Yan asked her in a soft voice, "Are my eyes pretty?"

"Beautiful." Bu Yao rubbed his head, "It's like hiding the stars and the sea."

But Lu Yan shook his head, his eyes that contained the stars and seas were squinted, and while enjoying her head-touching killing, he groaned: "I didn't hide the stars and seas, I only hid you."

……

After waiting for them to be crazy enough, Bu Yao poked Cai Cai who was pretending to be sleeping next to her, "Get up, we're going home."

Then she saw that Cai Cai got up from the dining table with a dazed expression, first rubbed her eyes, and then looked at her with sleepy eyes, "What's wrong?"

He actually fell asleep on the dining table while pretending to be drunk!
Bu Yao was speechless for two seconds, raised her leg and kicked Bu Yan's toes, "Don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly."

Bu Yanqi got up, but his whole face was as red as a big overripe tomato, his expression was numb, his eyes were dull, and there was even a trace of crystal clear halazi hanging from the corner of his mouth.

He looked really drunk.

Bu Yao: "..." Which stupid son of the landlord's family ran out?

"You still dare to drink with this glass of wine, you are capable." She muttered with disgust on her face, and motioned to Cai Cai to help him up and lead him to the door to line up. She was about to start stringing candied haws.

As a result, just as she was about to get up, she found herself imprisoned. Lu Yan's leg was entangled with her leg, and his arms were around her neck. His whole body was attached to her body like an octopus, making her unable to move.

After all, in front of the two children, Cai Cai and Buyan, Bu Yao blushed on the spot and patted his paw dumbfounded, "Let go."

(End of this chapter)