The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 887

In order to prevent Papa Chi from doing something impulsively, Chi Xiaonian acted like a baby, rolled over, and coaxed him cutely for a long time, and even made a naive threat like "If you dare to embarrass him, I will ignore you again" After using them all, Yu Shenguang dared to drive the car into the community.

Perhaps feeling the murderous intent, Yu Shenguang's hands holding the steering wheel were shaking, he took several deep breaths before parking the car, and walked towards Chi Xiaonian's house with bags of gifts.

Chi Xiaonian followed him, and was about to review his family relationship for him, but he froze as soon as he opened his mouth.

Because she saw a group of people standing in front of her house, who seemed to be her seven aunts and eight aunts. What's more, they were all holding flowers in their hands. Her cousin even held up a big support sign, knowing that For those who didn't know this was meeting their parents, those who didn't know thought it was a meeting under Kai Yushen's light...

For a moment, Chi Xiaonian wanted to pull Yu Shenguang and run away.

How embarrassing!She doesn't know this group of perverted old aunts whose looks equal justice!
And in Yu Shenguang's eyes, it was a group of... groundhogs holding flowers, the kind with very short legs.

Maybe it's because the genes are too strong, none of Chi Xiaonian's seven aunts and eight aunts is more than 1.6 meters tall, and the most conspicuous of them is her cousin, who is small and holds a cheering aid that is bigger than her The card, looked at from a distance, looks like a King Kong Barbie.

Before Chi Xiaonian dragged Yu Shenguang away, this Vajra Barbie spotted her sharply, waved his hands and shouted: "Xiao Nian——"

Chi Xiaonian hadn't seen her for a while, and it was impossible to run away, so she could only stretch out her Erkang hand, and shouted affectionately: "Cousin—"

The cousin threw the support card and ran towards her, stretched out Erkang's hand and continued to shout: "Xiao Nian——"

Chi Xiaonian: "Cousin—"

The two shouted while running, adding the BGM of "Waiting for a Thousand Years" can play Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen in their true colors.

Changes often happen in an instant, just when Chi Xiaonian wanted to open his arms to embrace his cousin, the cousin passed under her arms with a short body, and ran straight to Yu Shenguang behind her.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I treat you like a cousin, but you want to flirt with me?
She looked back expressionlessly, and saw her cousin holding Yu Shenguang's arm, and excitedly let out a groundhog cry: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! , I caught him!"

Yu Shenguang: "..." Who am I?where am I?What's wrong with my cousin?
The excited cousin was finally dragged away by Chi Xiaonian. Just as Yu Shenguang wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, he saw the group of groundhog spirits holding flowers also gathered around him, looking at him as if they were watching some rare animal , It was a series of suffocating soul torture.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I finally saw the real God of Light, can you call me mom?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah can the young man dance? The kind in the square."

Yu Shenguang: "..." Who am I?where am I?Why don't your questions match those in "Five-Day Blind Dating and Three-Day Simulation"?

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Chi Xiaonian finally dragged his demented cousin to the living room, turned around and ran back at a speed of 800 meters to save Yu Shenguang who was surrounded by groundhogs.

She knocked on the door frame, coughed dryly in embarrassment and said, "Mom, can you let him in first?"

Mama Chi said "oh oh" twice, then straightened her hair, straightened her clothes, and said with a smile, "It's all right? Don't just stand there at the door, come in and sit down."

As if to show her poise, she even specially wore a royal blue cheongsam today, with the demeanor of a lady in every gesture, but as a result, her out-of-the-ordinary nature was completely exposed when she spoke.

Mother Chi is very remorseful now. She tries hard to put away her idiot face, belatedly puts on the airs of an elder, and silently picks up the integrity that she has lost.

Yu Shenguang was like a Snow White who strayed into the depths of the forest. Surrounded by a group of dwarves, Yu Shenguang entered the house and sat obediently on the sofa waiting for arrangements.

Some people look calm on the surface, but their hands are shaking behind their backs.

With Chi Xiaonian as a chatterbox, she didn't have to worry about the silence, she started to introduce her family to Yu Shenguang very consciously.

"This is my mother, you have seen it before." Chi Xiaonian pointed at Chi's mother.

Yu Shenguang nodded politely to Chi's mother, and said in a deep voice as soon as his brain was pumped: "Mom."

Chi's mother, who was still on airs, was bombarded by the subwoofer version of "Mom" until she lost even the last bit of integrity. She clutched her heart and fell into the arms of her aunt with a face full of intoxication.

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Chi Xiaonian: "..."

Yu Shenguang: "..."

Chi Xiaonian coughed dryly twice, and continued: "This is my aunt."

Yu Shenguang had a cute face, "Auntie."

"Ah!" The eldest aunt let out a long sigh, and fell into the arms of the second aunt.

Chi Xiaonian: "..."

Yu Shenguang: "..."

This group of frenzied Mrs. Yu was like dominoes, which affected the whole body. After Yu Shenguang bombarded it with his subwoofer in turn, the whole audience fell down.

Yu Shenguang: "..." Who am I?where am I?What happened to the seven aunts and eight aunts?
When Papa Chi came out of the kitchen with a knife in hand, what he saw was Mama Chi and her sisters, booing and warming Yu Shenguang...

Chi Xiaonian only felt something shake his eyes, and turned his head to see Papa Chi standing at the door of the kitchen, holding a shiny kitchen knife in his hand...

As if he was going to have an imperial city PK with his future son-in-law, he also pretentiously wore a black suit and a black coat, a pair of sunglasses on his angular face, and a cigar in his mouth He looks like a gangster who can go to Shanghai to collect protection fees.

With a 'puchi', Chi Xiaonian couldn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud.

Papa Chi: "..." What are you laughing at?Am I shameless?

He snorted coldly, then shook out a rag from his pocket, and wiped the blade slowly, but his voice was a little colder than the cold light on the blade, "Let me see, who is that little bastard who is not afraid of death?" Come to die?"

"Dad, he's not a little bastard. His name is Yu Shenguang." Seeing that her father was going to make trouble, Chi Xiaonian immediately ran to his side, took his arm and winked at Yu Shenguang, saying, "This is my father."

Yu Shenguang was so frightened that his legs were going limp, and as soon as his tongue got stuck, he yelled, "Dad!"

With a bang, the kitchen knife in Papa Chi's hand frightened away.

(End of this chapter)