The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 888 Some People Are Vicious on the Surface

Inner OS: Good boy, a bit courageous, not only does not change face when seeing my Dragon Slaying Knife, but also dares to call me Dad!

"Who is your father?" Papa Chi pushed his sunglasses and asked back: "I have worked so hard to raise the flowers for so many years. I watered her, fertilized her and basked in the sun every day. She is about to grow up and bloom. How about you?" , I even took Pen'er away, why do you have it?"

Yu Shenguang glanced at Chi Xiaonian, full of doubts: Why are rice cakes flowers?Isn't it a groundhog?Feeding shovel shit every day, seeing that he could kill and eat meat, but was taken away by people...

And he happens to be a shit-shoveling officer, since he can take good care of handsome, he must be able to take good care of rice cakes!
He has studied all kinds of pet breeding guides!
Just as Yu Shenguang was about to open his mouth to defend himself, he heard that Papa Chi had started a new round of soul torture, and it was the version of Seven Aunts and Eight Aunts, perfectly taking over Mama Chi's job.

"But I think you still have some guts. Where are you from? What education? What job do you do now? How much is your annual salary? Do you have a car and a house? My daughter and your mother fell into the water at the same time. Who do you save first?"

"Didn't I tell you all about it..." Chi Xiaonian whispered beside him.

"I want you to take care of it." Papa Chi glared at her through the sunglasses, and his tone became aggressive, for fear that his voice would scare her, "I just want him to answer it himself!"

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I suspect that you did it on purpose, you clearly know that he is a man with no vocal cords!
In fact, not only did Papa Chi know that he didn't have vocal cords, but he openly complained at home about Papa Yu's lack of words like a mute.

Facing Papa Chi's difficulties, Yu Shenguang was not in a hurry, and his mind was full of thoughts: Although he is not the seven or eight aunts, but the questions he asked are similar, the five-day blind date and three-day simulated gift package should work...

Thinking of this, he curled his lips into a smile, calmly took out a brown paper bag from the pile of gifts, handed it to Papa Chi with both hands, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "In three minutes, I will show you all my information."

This wave of operations made Chi Xiaonian dumbfounded, and his mind was full of thoughts: How can the vocal cords be played like this?The five-day blind date and three-day simulation gift package is so terrifying!
Papa Chi also looked like he was being shown. The expression on his face froze for a few seconds before he took the brown paper bag with trembling hands.

Out of curiosity, Chi's mother and the others also gathered around, and instantly it seemed that Chi's father was in charge of unpacking the express delivery.

He opened it in a daze, and saw Yu Shenguang's household registration book, ID card, graduation certificate, real estate certificate, various honorary certificates from childhood to adulthood, certificates of merit, personal resume, medical report, passbook, and a series of brand-name car keys...

What's even more coquettish is that there is also the medal for the first prize of Yu's mother's synchronized swimming competition when she was young...

Papa Chi was stupefied, and his mind was full of thoughts: Is this the five-year blind date and three-year simulation spree that Niannian casually mentioned last night?Yu's parents were so horrified!
No wonder he was calm and calm in the face of the kitchen knife, and didn't say a word in the face of accusations, so he kept such a hand!
Back then, if he had had such a five-year blind date and three-year simulated gift package, he wouldn't have been so frightened by his father-in-law's kitchen knife!
After all, he lost, and he lost completely.

Papa Chi sighed, took Chi Xiaonian's little hand and passed it to Yu Shenguang's, and said in a low voice, "Take it away quickly, and tell me if you dare to bully you."

"Tell me what are you going to do?" Chi Xiaonian tilted his head and looked at him, "Hit me?"

Papa Chi reached out and rubbed her hair, "How can I? I'll teach him how to coax you."

In an instant, Chi Xiaonian's eyes were wet. She took advantage of the time when she lowered her head to pick up the kitchen knife to wipe away her tears, and coaxed and pushed Papa Chi back into the kitchen.

Then she asked in a flash of her brain: "Can my dad see when he is cooking with sunglasses on?"

Mother Chi admired her new manicure, and complained slowly, "Some people are fierce on the surface, but their sunglasses are almost fading behind their backs."

Others can't feel it, but she can clearly feel his temper, saying that he went to cut watermelon, maybe he is shrinking in the kitchen and wiping his tears right now.

Her voice was not too loud, but Papa Chi, who had sharp ears, heard it. Without even stretching his head, he retorted loudly in the kitchen: "You're talking nonsense, I'm obviously afraid of oil splashing into my eyes!"

"Oh~ are you frying watermelon?" Mama Chi teased, took a few paper towels and went to the kitchen.

Chi Xiaonian whispered in Yu Shenguang's ear, "They both do this every day, don't worry about it."

Looking at her crooked eyes, the corners of Yu Shenguang's lips raised unconsciously, and he nodded, "Well, it's pretty good."

Because the seven aunts and eight aunts were all coaxed out of their minds by Yu Shenguang's subwoofer, and the troublemaker Chi's father was also suppressed by Chi's mother in the kitchen, the living room fell silent in an instant.

In order not to be cold, Chi Xiaonian touched the remote control and shook it in front of Yu Shenguang's eyes, "Want to watch TV?"

Yu Shenguang nodded: "Look."

In this way, the problems Lu Yan taught him can also be used, it's perfect!
So, as soon as Chi Xiaonian turned on the TV, before the picture even appeared, he heard the person next to him whisper: "Which channel is this?"

Chi Xiaonian: "???"

Before she could answer, Yu Shenguang said again: "What kind of movie is it showing? How much did you pay for the TV? Was there a discount when you bought it?"

Chi Xiaonian: "???" What's the matter, you still want to buy another one of the same style for your home?
Regardless of whether she responded or not, Yu Shenguang was like a chat machine with no emotion, constantly asking her questions: "How is the power consumption? Can you take it off the wall to have a look?"

Chi Xiaonian: "Yes, if you are not afraid of being stabbed to death by my father."

Yu Shenguang: "Are you using a set-top box? How much is the monthly Internet fee?"

Chi Xiaonian: "..." You were scared out of your wits by my dad's kitchen knife, right?
Unbearable, she silently tuned the channel to the children's channel and watched cartoons.

"Why do you want to watch cartoons?" After Yu Shenguang finished asking the questions Lu Yan taught him, he even unlocked new questions by himself.

Chi Xiaonian: "Because with your current IQ, you only deserve to watch children's channels."

Yu Shenguang: "..." Why are you scolding me?Did I say something wrong?
It happened that Papa Chi came out of the kitchen with a plate of watermelon. When he passed by the living room, he glanced at the TV and said with a sneer, "Heh, Children's Channel."

Yu Shenguang's face flushed instantly, what should I do?Will I look very naive?
Unexpectedly, Chi Xiaonian looked up at Chi's father and smiled slyly, "Your favorite "Bear Infested" will start soon, do you want to sit down and watch it together?"

Papa Chi: "..." You're talking nonsense, but I didn't.

(End of this chapter)