The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 895

[All] Dark-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): Haven't you heard that girls can't just enter the boudoir?

Mother Lu: "..." God's fucking boudoir.

She and Lu's father looked at each other, both of them had expressions of 'I gave birth to a fake son'.

Lu Yan, who didn't know it, was still flirting with the opposite party.

[All] Black-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): I have seen a lot of men who want to climb dragons and phoenixes. I advise you to get out of my room, or I will pull out your mother's oxygen tube and buy your father's company , Let your Wang family go bankrupt!

[All] Beating the Primary School Dog (Nezha): Are you crazy?

[All] Beating the Primary School Dog (Nezha): Do you think I wanted to come in?How do I know that Nezha's ult has no foot brake?

The corners of Lu Yan's lips twitched, and he couldn't bear to tell him that after the revision, Nezha could brake during the flight.

In the next few minutes, Nezha flew towards Da Qiao as soon as he had a big move, as if he had lost his mind because of his teasing.

Lu Yan was also relentless, he took the elevator home as soon as he flew, and took a super god without any effort.

[Legendary! (second to none)】

Amidst the passionate system broadcast, Lu Yan sent him a message slowly.

[All] Little fan of black meat (Da Qiao): I forgot to tell you that Nezha's ultimate move can fly freely after pressing it once, and speed down in place after pressing it twice.

In a word, all of Nezha's psychological defenses were defeated, and Nezha, who had been playing with him for so long, only found out today that Nezha actually had foot brakes!

Before Nezha came back to life, Lu Yan saw a message pop up in the middle of the screen.

[The enemy has surrendered. 】

Even during the interval between crystal explosions, Lu Yan never let go of the opportunity to flirt with him.

[All] Black-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): Are you in a hurry to do your homework and surrender so soon?
[All] Dark-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): You are the worst elementary school student I have ever been in solo.

Even the crystal seemed to be unbearably teased by him, it exploded suddenly with a 'Boom', and a big victory logo popped up from the center of the screen.

[Victory! (victory)】

Seeing Nezha's record of zero bars and sevens, Lu Yan clicked his tongue with unsatisfactory expression, clicked on his friend interface and sent him another message.

[The black-fleshed little fan girl: Little brother, are you still here? 】

In the next second, he saw the other person's profile picture turned gray, obviously unable to bear his overwhelming anger, he went offline directly...

Lu Yan: "..." There is no one who can show off.

What he didn't know was that Lu's father and Lu's mother, who watched the whole process of his tantrum, had already chatted on WeChat...

【You didn't drown, did you: The boy's father! 】

[Your brain is flooded: what the hell is wrong? 】

[You are not drowned, are you: Do you feel it?The power in Yanyan's body seems to have become stronger!I'm sure, within three years, you and I may not be his opponent together! 】

As an old couple for many years, Lu's father has already accepted the role without any pressure.

[Your brain is flooded: what should I do?Once this thing takes shape, it will definitely threaten your and my family status, wealth and life! 】

Mother Lu smiled charmingly.

[You are not drowned, are you: Now that things have come to an end, I can only let me eradicate the riots for Tian Xingdao, and change my fate against the sky for you and me! 】

[Your brain is flooded: what are you going to do? 】

[You are not drowned, are you: If this family is destined to have a rascal, why can't it be me? 】

【Your brain is flooded: so you decided to...】

[You didn't drown, did you: kick him out to stay in a hotel, I'm the hottest guy in the whole family. 】

Father Lu: "..." Just be happy.

Lu Yan had no idea that he was so coquettish that even his parents couldn't tolerate him, so he took out his mobile phone and started calling Bu Yao.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Is my beloved girl there? 】

[I am so happy that Bai Cai is so happy: ... is not here. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig:? ? ? 】

[Gong Cabbage is super happy: Woohoohoohoohoo, a good show, turned off the primary school students but left her to escape alone. I disappointed my mother's ardent expectations for me! 】

[I'm so happy to see the cabbage: Wuwuwu, it's too embarrassing to use the kitchen as a bathroom, I won't go out, I'm ashamed to see people. 】

[I am so happy that I am so happy: You can find a good man in the future and marry him, don't forget me anymore, woo woo woo I won't go out for the rest of my life. 】

Lu Yan: "..." Mrs. Lu, don't you have too many dramas?

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Did you not wear foundation when you went out today? 】

Bu Yao: "???" What does it mean?i turned black?My makeup is off?
Frightened by the words, she hurriedly looked in the mirror, but after looking around from all angles up, down, left, and right, she didn't find anything unusual.

[I'm super happy with the cabbage:? ? ?What's the meaning? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: the skin suddenly became so thin. 】

[I am so happy that cabbage is so happy: ...]

Bu Yao suddenly felt less ashamed, because the desire to hit him got the upper hand.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: I didn't bring you home to please my parents. I just wanted them to see what the girl I like looks like. Lovely, she will join our family, be our family, and live with us. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: My dear, you don't need to take care of your face in front of your family. 】

[I'm so happy to get Bai Cai: But your mother is also very beautiful at home...]

Not only is it beautiful, it is so elegant that it seems to have come out of another dimension.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: You have never seen her running around the house with a chicken nest head on her head. 】

Bu Yao: "..." Please forgive me for not being able to put the chicken coop hairstyle, which only girls with silk can have, on a fairy's head.

I always feel that this is a blasphemy against fairies.

[Cabbage is so happy: I can't figure it out. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: If you want to watch it, let's get up early tomorrow and give her a surprise. 】

Bu Yao: "..." I always feel that you are jumping repeatedly on the verge of being beaten.

[I'm so happy to get cabbage: Then you are not allowed to tell mom, my big Joe is very good at playing! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Of course. 】

Bu Yao's eyes widened, and she was surprised how easy he was to talk today, when she saw another message from him.

[Super happy to be slapped by a pig: How do you calculate the hush money and typing fee?I only accept flesh not cash. 】

Bu Yao: "..." I knew it.

[I'm so happy with cabbage: Reward a cosplay tonight? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: No, at least ten times. 】

[I'm so happy to get cabbage: It's cheaper, three times. 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: eight times. 】

[I'm super happy when I get to the cabbage: five times! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: deal. 】

Bu Yao: "..." I suspect that you are tricking me, and I have evidence!

(End of this chapter)