The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 896 I Suspect You Are Hacking Me

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: So can you come out of the bathroom?If you stay for a while, my mother will suspect that your kidneys are not good, and won't let me marry you. 】

Bu Yao: "..." God's fucking kidney is not good, and your positioning of yourself today is as accurate as ever.

[I'm so happy that Bai Cai is so excited: So, have I passed the test? 】

As soon as the news came out, Bu Yao stared at the screen eagerly, like a child who wanted to be praised.

And Lu Yan also seemed to deliberately whet her appetite, so he didn't answer her for a long time.

Just when Bu Yao thought she was passed and her life was gloomy from then on, Lu Yan's news finally came.

It's a 2 minute long voice.

Bu Yao opened it with a dazed expression, and heard Captain Lu's voice with a muffled laugh: "Beautiful Mrs. Lu, your daughter-in-law asked you if you were satisfied with her."

‘一下’, the rumor blushed, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlyDo you understand what is euphemism!What is low-key!Am I shameless?

If this wasn't at his house, Lu Yan would already be a corpse!

Bu Yao was so ashamed that she held her head and banged against the big wall in the bathroom. Before she could hit it twice, Mother Lu's voice came out with a smile, "Girls who blush when you touch them are the cutest .”

Lu Yan: "This is not the reason for you to flirt with my girlfriend! Satisfaction is just two words, just say it once!"

"Satisfied." Lu's mother gave a low laugh, her cold voice was processed by electronic equipment, making it a little more deep and magnetic, "Of course, if you come to be my wife, I will be more satisfied."

"Don't even think about it." Lu's father snatched the wheat angrily, and said fiercely: "I am very satisfied to be her daughter-in-law. Being her daughter-in-law is my enemy for life. When I say this, you can figure it out!"

The voice stopped abruptly, and Bu Yao held the phone in a daze, dumbfounded for a moment.

Lu Yan's message followed suit.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Are you satisfied with my family?Mrs. Lu. 】

[I am so happy that I am so happy with the cabbage: Satisfied, Mom and Dad are so cute. 】

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so happy: I want to hug my mother and give her a big kiss! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: No! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: I am not allowed either! 】

Father Lu who angrily snatched the keyboard said so.

Bu Yao still wanted to reply to the message, when she heard a knock on the door.

When she opened the door, she saw Lu Yan standing at the door, tilting her head and said, "I'm cuter than them all, can you hug me and give me a big kiss?"

Bu Yao: "..." Can you show some face?
She pushed him angrily, and said with a blushing smile, "Don't make trouble."

Lu Yan grabbed her hand with a smile, and whispered, "I just want to make trouble with you."

Bu Yao's face turned red again just after cooling down, I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof!
They arrived late, and it was already noon after making such a fuss for a while.

Lu's mother is a person who understands life. She seems to be a non-human being, but she is actually a good cook.

As soon as Bu Yao was dragged back to the living room by Lu Yan, she saw her flicking her skirt and entering the kitchen with a posture of rushing up to Liangshan, and said in twenty feet: "I want you all to surrender under my apron."

Lu's father followed closely behind. The couple was a chef and the other was a helper. The winter sun shone on them through the window, and the picture was busy and warm.

In an instant, Bu Yao seemed to see herself many years later.

Since meeting her, her family's untouchable Captain Lu has served rice and washed dishes as well, refreshing He Xiaopang's cognition of an old mother time and time again.

Bu Yao originally wanted to go to help, but when she saw the pink bubbles flying in the kitchen, she stopped for a moment when she entered the door.

"Go out, I'm enough here alone." After all the dishes were washed and cut, Mother Lu began to chase Father Lu away.

Father Lu held her waist from behind, lowered his head and smacked her cheek, "I don't."

"Get lost!" Mother Lu scolded with a smile, "How can I cook like this?"

"I don't care." Father Lu tilted his head and was about to lean on her shoulder. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Bu Yao who was choking on the dog food, blinked his eyes triumphantly and said, "Aren't we sweet?"

Bu Yao: "..." Is this the feeling of being stuffed with dog food?Sorry to bother you...

Even after beating Lu Yan to death, she would never have imagined that she, whom Chi Xiaonian jokingly called a mobile dog food processing factory, would one day be sweetened by someone else's dog food...

The Lu family members are all mobile dog food machines, and the identification has been completed.

Bu Yao nodded with a smile, then closed the kitchen door for them, and quietly returned to the living room sofa to lie down.

Lu Yan was fed dog food since he was a child, and he has long been familiar with it. He leaned on Bu Yao's shoulder with his head tilted, and while pressing the TV remote control to find a program for her, he said, "You may not believe it if you tell me. , my father tricked my mother when he was 16 years old."

"So?" Bu Yao blinked, not understanding why he suddenly mentioned this.

"I'm a little psychologically unbalanced." Lu Yan snorted softly, "Why did I have to be 20 years old to meet you? My life has been a complete failure!"

"What's the comparison?" Bu Yao rubbed his little head dumbfoundedly, "You can have fun secretly if you can meet me."

If she hadn't thought about it and participated in the school's competition, she might not have met him and had an intersection with him.

She is also thankful that there are no ifs in life, and if she meets it, she meets it. She can only devote her life to guarding the luck bestowed on her by fate.

And her luck hugged her neck and began to act like a baby, "I don't care, I will compare, to make up for the four years you were late, you have to love me twice, no, you have to love me four times, left atrium I can only live in the house, the right atrium is my cloakroom, and I will have many babies..."

Bu Yaosheng was shaken by him unlovingly, his mind was full of: Uncles and aunts, come out and take care of your daughter, he is too troublesome!
It wasn't until Lu's mother yelled 'dinner is ready' loudly in the kitchen that Bu Yao was finally rescued, took Lu Yan to wash her hands, and sat down at the dining table obediently, waiting for dinner.

Then Bu Yao saw that Lu's mother took out three exquisite small bowls and a large bowl that was bigger than her face. The exquisite small bowls were filled with rice and placed in front of the family of three, while the large bowl... The big bowl was placed in front of Bu Yao.

And it's a full bowl of rice.

The moment the bowl was put down, Bu Yao froze, Excuse me?Are you misunderstanding my appetite?Or is this the stormy love from Mother Lu?

Bu Yao even suspects that Lu Yan blackmailed her in front of Mother Lu, but she has no proof!
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　　There will be another chapter later, don’t wait, it’s the same tomorrow morning, I saw a Q-version rumor of a cute drawing today, it’s super cute, I don’t know who it is, anyway, I just hug it, and the refill~]

　　
　
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