The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 897
Seeing her puzzled eyes, Mother Lu smiled and explained: "I saw a lot of northern girls complaining about it on the Internet. It was the first time I saw my parents couldn't eat enough. I bought a big bowl for you."

"Refill if you are not full, no one will make fun of you."

Bu Yao: "..." But I am not the northerner you imagined.

"Thank you, auntie." She thanked her, hugged her big bowl with tears in her eyes, and started to chop the rice.

Lu Yan put the freshly peeled shrimp into her bowl, and said, "It doesn't matter if you can't finish it, I will help you."

When Bu Yao turned around, she saw him lowering his head to peel shrimp for her, and she suddenly thought of those stupid questions she asked when she was on the plane...

"Do uncles and aunts like seafood?"

Lu Yan was dumbfounded by her question: "Why do you ask this suddenly? Are you going to bring them special products?"

Bu Yao blushed, "I just suddenly thought, wouldn't it be a good idea to roll up your sleeves and peel shrimps with your bare hands in front of their parents for the first time? Although I'm a rough guy in the north, I still have to be a bit faceless at this time of……"

Lu Yan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, smiling playfully, "It's not that my husband doesn't have long hands, my husband will peel it off for you."

……

The memories stopped abruptly, and there was only one sentence left in Bu Yao's mind: Damn, I want to marry him.

Lu's mother, who is determined to capture the young lady's heart with delicious food, even picks up every dish for her, watching her eat it with a happy face, and then blinking her eyes with anticipation and asking her: "Is it delicious?"

Facing her loyal little fan girl, Bu Yao could only nod wildly while eating, the villain in her heart had already soared in place with happiness.

Lu's father dragged his wife back with a numb face, put all the peeled shrimp in his bowl into her bowl, and said in a cold voice, "Eat well."

Lu's mother, who was affirmed, ignored him at all, and happily took out a few goblets from the cupboard, glanced at Lu Yan who was buried in peeling shrimp, raised her eyebrows at Bu Yao, and said in a thief way: " Want to see what your boyfriend looks like when he's drunk?"

Lu Yan suddenly felt a 'thump' in his heart, thinking that 'seeing the must-have show for parents', my own son' was coming.

He glanced at Bu Yao warningly, and Bu Yao blinked curiously, smiled obediently and said: "I haven't seen it before, can you tell me, auntie?"

Lu Yan: "..." Give me back the shrimp I peeled!
Angry!
Then Bu Yao saw that Lu's mother, who seemed to be a high-cold goddess who didn't eat fireworks in the world, collapsed from laughing before she could tell the joke: "After he was drunk...hahahaha...he...hahaha ..."

Bu Yao: "..." I didn't expect you to be such a fairy.

And, what exactly did Captain Lu do to make his own mother laugh like this...

She looked at Lu's mother lying on Lu's father's shoulder and smiled for a long time with a dazed expression, but she didn't say why.

Father Lu really couldn't stand it anymore, and took the initiative to take up the banner of talking about Lu Yanhei's history, and said with a look of disgust: "In short, he has acted all the classic Qiong Yao dramas."

He paused, with an expression of 'Why did I give birth to such an idiot', "He only needs to drink a few glasses of fake wine, and he will turn into a shadow queen in seconds, and he will fight with whomever he sees, attacking 360 degrees without any dead angle. "

Father Lu still remembers that one time when he and mother Lu went to pick up his rebellious son home, just as he pulled him out of the bar, Lu Yan's addiction to drama began to flare up, and he looked at the two of them with tears in their eyes. : "Erkang, please, don't be so handsome, okay?"

Lu's mother was stunned for a second, then said: "Ziwei, I beg you not to be so gentle?"

Unexpectedly, Lu Yan couldn't stop her being so cheap, "I know that he loves you so painfully, and I also know that you love him so painfully..."

Mother Lu raised her eyebrows, "You hurt, and I hurt too! You hurt, and I hurt even more! My heart hurts so much that I'm about to die!"

……

Then, under Lu's father's mentally retarded eyes, the mother and son fought wildly all night.

From Ziwei to Yiping, from Ziling to Keyun, his silly son can easily control every character...

In the end, when the eastern sky turned pale, Mother Lu walked out of Lu Yan's room with two big dark circles under her eyes, and sighed softly: "I lost, I lost completely."

……

When Papa Lu finished telling the story with disgust on his face, he saw that Bu Yao was just like Mama Lu, paralyzed with laughter, "Hahahahahaha...he...he changed the script now...hahahahahahahahaha... "

Lu Yan: "..." Here they come, they are going to start exchanging black history, happiness is theirs, I have nothing!

In order to prevent them from exchanging their black histories and then pouring alcohol on him and forcing him to repeat the scene, Lu Yan decisively chose to escape.

Lu Yan didn't dare to come out until Mother Lu put away her goblet.

Because it was Christmas, Lu's mother followed suit and bought a huge Christmas tree. After eating, she was just bored, so she assembled it and put it in the living room.

Mother Lu walked around the luminous Christmas tree twice excitedly, and then said to Bu Yao: "Honey, hang up one of your socks, and I will secretly give you a gift."

Lu Yan looked unconvinced, like a child vying for favor, "Why do you only give it to her and not to me? Am I not worthy of having a name?"

"Who wants your stinky socks?" Mother Lu rolled his eyes at him, then pushed Bu Yao's back and urged, "Go get it, get it quickly."

Before Bu Yao's hand touched the suitcase, Lu Yan had already snatched it away. He arrogantly took out the couple's Christmas stockings he bought with Bu Yao, and hung them on the star on the top of the Christmas tree because of his height. , one left and one right very symmetrical.

Mother Lu jumped twice but couldn't catch it, she smiled and said: "That's great, I can't put any of them in."

Lu Yan: "..." mmp.

After the quarrel was over, Mother Lu slumped on the sofa and couldn't help sighing: "It's so boring..."

After sighing, she shook her phone and smiled slyly at Bu Yao, "Are you black?"

Bu Yao: "..." Who am I?where am I?Didn't I come for Christmas?Why did we sit under the Christmas tree and play "Glory of the King"?
Seeing that his wife was about to be abducted again, Lu Yan immediately sat down between the two of them, "Me too!"

Caiji Lu's father looked at the three of them sitting in a row, then looked at himself alone, and looked at Lu's mother humbly: "Can you take me with you? I will follow you obediently and never cause trouble for you!"

Lu's mother is in a good mood today, and she doesn't care if she can move it or not. She waved her big hand and said, "Take the number!"

Father Lu, who successfully teamed up with his wife for the second time in his life, shed tears of emotion.

(End of this chapter)