The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 899 Are You Human-Machine
"I've heard this story hundreds of times." Lu Yan pretended to be impatient and licked his ears, "I just have a question about it."

Mother Lu: "Say."

"May I ask what kind of trash can I picked it up from?" Lu Yan asked with a half-smile, "Dry garbage, wet garbage, or recyclable garbage?"

Mother Lu didn't even need to think about it, she said without hesitation: "Harmful garbage, you're welcome."

Lu Yan: "..." Okay, I understand.

His birth was a mistake!
What else can Bu Yao say, Bu Yao just wants to call her 666 crazily.

The beautiful and witty Mrs. Lu, I can!

She can do it. Lu's father, who failed to successfully form a CP with his wife, can't do it at all. The game is about to start and he is still thinking, "How much money do you have to invest in the game to make a King Zhou..."

Lu's mother just teased him casually, but she didn't expect him to be finished, so she couldn't laugh or cry: "What money to invest, really, if it gets on the news, you are shameless and I have to ask for it."

"I've already thought about the news headlines. I'm shocked! The president of a software company spent huge sums of money to develop the King of Glory version of King Zhou in order to start a gangster CP with his wife. Is the truth behind the sour smell of love or the expansion of capital? Let's work together Step into Mr. Hanhan Lu's inner world!"

Bu Yao: "..." That's great, it turns out that the shocking title was also taught by your old man.

"You are the foolish one." Papa Lu snorted, and whispered bb: "You stole my heart, I dare to..."

"I don't care if you are naive or dare." Lu's mother put one hand on his shoulder and said with a low smile, "Is it stupid for you to be taken advantage of by the game party?"

"I just want to play couple heroes with you." Father Lu curled his lips, unhappy being scolded by his wife.

Lu's mother couldn't resist his appearance at all, so she coaxed him: "Then save up and buy Li Bai, he's very handsome, and he's just like my little Daji."

"How much is Li Bai?" In an instant, Father Lu's eyes lit up.

"Eighteen thousand." Mother Lu said casually.

Because they missed the time to choose a hero during the drama, the system automatically chose Arthur for Lu's father, and the passer-by teammate they were randomly matched with chose Sun Shangxiang.

While waiting for the countdown to end, Bu Yao casually sent a message within the team.

[Lu Yan is the most stupid: I'm on the order. 】

Mother Lu immediately followed suit.

[Black-fleshed little fan: I'm a mid laner. 】

Lu Yan replaced the Summoner skill with Punishment, not to be outdone.

[Bu Yao is the cutest: I play wild. 】

Passers-by teammates also followed them.

[Millennium Wukeng: I place an order. 】

Father Lu: "..." What are you bragging about?Why am I a bit confused?
He turned around and asked Mother Lu in a daze, "What am I going to do?"

Lu's mother touched his head and smiled dotingly, "Hey, you are running around and playing."

Father Lu: "..." Okay, I understand.

Dare to love, he is a softie!

Talk about what it feels like to have a domineering rich wife who is good-looking and has a high level of gaming.

Our lineup is: Daji, Arthur, Lu Bu, Diao Chan, Sun Shangxiang.

The enemy lineup is: Zhuge Liang, Nezha, Zhen Ji, Lu Bu, and Wang Zhaojun.

As soon as the five people were teleported to the spring, Lu Yan started flirting. When he clicked on the mini-map, he poked Bu Yao's head portrait of Lu Bu, and then a system message was triggered.

[Protect our Lu Bu. 】

Bu Yao also poked Diao Chan's head in response.

[Protect Diao Chan from us. 】

Lu's father turned into a curious baby again in an instant, and turned to ask Lu's mother, "Can I protect you?"

"You want it?" Lu's mother moved her screen in front of him, clicked on her own mini map and showed him, "You can click on the profile picture of whoever you want to protect."

While speaking, she clicked on Xia Lu's father's portrait of Arthur.

The system message came in the next second.

[Protect our Arthur. 】

Father Lu also followed suit.

[Protect me, Fang Daji. 】

They are so happy to show their affection, they don't care about the life or death of their teammates.

As the only single dog present, Millennium Wukeng was very confused. He clicked on the small map, looked at Diaochan and Lu Bu who were protecting each other, and Arthur and Daji who were protecting each other, and then silently nodded his own profile picture.

[Protect our Sun Shangxiang. 】

If no one can protect him, then he can protect himself!This is the last stubbornness of a single dog!

Lu's mother laughed at her, "Look at the one who embarrasses passers-by."

After teasing, she gave Bu Yao a look of 'you understand', "Come on."

Bu Yao: "..." Who am I?where am I?Why would I, an unmarried young girl, be born?
Lu Yan acted like an obedient baby who was addicted, and immediately sent a message to tease the opposite party.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): Everyone let me play a little bit, but my mother only let me play one game.

Lu Bu on the opposite side also sent a message back to him.

[All] Changing paragraphs for off orders (Lu Bu): I won't hit Diao Chan with this one.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): Thank you little brother QAQ
[All] Changing paragraphs to take off orders (Lu Bu): You are welcome, mainly because I can't beat them.

Lu Yan: "..." Sao Nian, you have a bright future.

[All] Haiyan Zhenzhi stick (Nezha): Hahahahahaha I can beat it!let me!
Lu's mother, who saw her son throwing a tantrum face to face, looked disgusted, and her mind was full of: Why did I give birth to such a sand sculpture...

Lu's father recalled the first time Lu's mother took him to play a game, and the scene of Carrying the audience, because the game was man-machine, the hero on the opposite side would not send messages.

Lu's mother also told him vividly that man-machine is the most difficult mode in the glory of the king, but why doesn't she play man-machine now?

Do you think his level is not good enough to play with her?Or is she not as strong as before?Or is it that the man-machine in Glory of Kings has evolved to the point where it can speak human?

Father Lu couldn't figure it out, and sent a message as soon as his brain twitched.

[All] Mrs. Lu's fanboy (Arthur): Are you human-machines?

Mother Lu: "..."

Bu Yao: "..."

Lu Yan: "..."

For some reason, the moment the message was sent, the three chattering people beside him froze at the same time.

The other side also seemed to freeze, and it took several seconds for someone to reply to him.

[All] Haiyan Zhenzhi Stick (Nezha): You are the human machine!

Papa Lu: "..." The computer is going to scold people after a long life.

Just as he was about to continue replying to the message, Lu's mother pressed his hand with a face full of tears and laughter, "They are human beings."

Father Lu said 'Oh', "Why don't you use the man-machine anymore? Did you become weaker?"

Faced with his doubts, Lu's mother smiled brightly, "No, it's because the man-machine can't talk, and it's not as fun as a real person."

Just kidding, as long as she reacts fast enough, she won't be able to catch up with him if she loses her horse!

(End of this chapter)