The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 900

Lu Yan looked at his mother cheating on his innocent father speechlessly, with the expression on his face: You two just want to be happy...

Bu Yao: "..." You may not believe it, but the CEO of a limited company who earns a hundred million first is actually a fool.

Father Lu believed Mother Lu's nonsense, stopped his "one hundred thousand whys", and manipulated Arthur to follow Mother Lu's Daji to the middle road with an obedient expression.

Wherever Daji goes, he goes wherever Daji hits, he hits whatever Daji hits, like a cute little tail.

At any rate, Mama Lu followed Bu Yao in the dark for a while, not to mention being able to carry the audience, but there was no problem with the basic laning.

In addition, with Lu's father, Arthur, following her to support the stage, Zhuge Liang on the opposite side did not dare to move too far.

Naturally, Bu Yao and Lu Yan didn't need to say much, one pressed the opponent's top laner in the tower and beat him, and the other blocked the opponent's jungler in the jungle.

Only Sun Shangxiang, who was in the bottom lane, was not very skilled, and sadly confronted Zhen Ji and Wang Zhaojun, and each of them lost control. Basically, he was cold.

The killing news flashed one after another, all of them were down laner Sun Shangxiang who was killed, and he really answered a sentence: All four members of the family are showing off, only the shooter is being beaten.

Sun Shangxiang's mentality collapsed.

[Our side] Millennium Wukeng (Sun Shangxiang): Arthur, why don't you come to the bottom lane to help me wander around in the middle lane?

Lu's father was dumbfounded by the insult, and turned to ask Lu's mother: "Have I been scolded by someone? How should I reply him?"

Without raising her head, Mother Lu blurted out: "Tell him that you are not Chinese if you don't turn around."

Father Lu: "...Oh."

[Our side] Mrs. Lu's fanboy (Arthur): My wife said that if you don't turn, you are not Chinese.

[Our side] Millennium Wukeng (Sun Shangxiang):? ? ?
He felt that he had met a group of idiots.

[Our Side] Millennium Wukeng (Sun Shangxiang): Can you play?The bottom lane is about to be pierced, didn't you see?
"He seems to be scolding more fiercely." Lu's father poked Lu's mother with his finger and reported the situation to her in real time.

"I know." Mother Lu rubbed his head, and said with a wicked smile, "Look at me."

[Our side] Dark-flesh little fan girl (Daji): My favorite, do you have an opinion?

The thousand-year-old Wukeng choked on this mouthful of overbearing dog food and didn't say a word for a long time.

Not only did he meet Hanhan, but he also met two Hanhans who were in the late stage of secondary illness.

Bu Yao silently swallowed the mouthful of dog food, and sent a message to relieve the siege.

[Our side] Lu Yan is the most stupid (Lu Bu): Sun Shangxiang, change the line.

There was only Lu Bu alone on the opponent's road, and Bu Yao had already played an advantage, Sun Shangxiang only needed to guard the tower under the wretched tower.

Millennium Wukeng responded with a message, and after being resurrected again, he decisively went on the road.

Then he saw that Bu Yao's Lu Bu killed the bottom lane again...

Millennium Wukeng: "..." Am I too good at it?
After being massacred by Lu Yan and Bu Yao for a few minutes, the opposite party finally found out that the most dishonest one seemed to be Lu's father's Arthur...

[All] Haiyan Zhenzhi Stick (Nezha): Catch Arthur.

Seeing the message that suddenly popped up on the screen, Father Lu was a little confused, "Why did they arrest me?"

"Forget to turn off everything." Lu's mother was laughed stupidly, and she clicked on the message bar next to her and began to reply to the message.

[All] Black-fleshed little girl (Daji): Okay.

Lu Yan and Bu Yao also followed suit.

[All] Bu Yao is the cutest (Diao Chan): Okay.

[All] Lu Yan is the most stupid (Lu Bu): Okay.

Papa Lu and Millennium Wukeng also followed suit blindly.

[All] Mrs. Lu's fanboy (Arthur): Okay.

[All] Millennium Wukeng (Sun Shangxiang): Okay.

[All] Haiyan Zhenzhi Stick (Nezha): ...

[All] Changing paragraphs and changing orders (Lu Bu): So, are you still arrested?
[All] Haiyan Zhenzhi Stick (Nezha): Catch him, if he has a clue, he will hide in the spring and don't come out.

Lu's mother was speechless. Do you dare not let us see when you are discussing tactics?
It's not that challenging at all.

Lu's father shrank back cowardly, "Should I hide?"

"Don't hide." Lu's mother said: "Let's play thousands of miles to catch Nezha."

So, Nezha on the opposite side started a journey of giving away heads for thousands of miles.

Nezha's first big move flew towards Papa Lu, but Mama Lu's Daji used a second skill to hold him in the defense tower and rubbed him to death.

Lu's father was so excited that he circled around Nezha's corpse several times, frantically calling his wife.

Nezha used his big move to fly towards Father Lu for the second time. Lu Yan, who was passing by, first used the second skill to slow down, and then bloomed his big move on the spot. " die to the sound effects.

However, instead of calling for his son, Lu's father blinked in confusion, and asked him with a cute face, "Who is playing the Christmas carol?"

"My skin special effects music." Lu Yan looked proud, "Is it nice?"

For a moment, Lu's father remembered the bitterness of not being able to form a hero CP with Lu's mother, and said indifferently: "It's noisy, turn it off."

Lu Yan: "???" Excuse me?Welcome to Mr. Lu's large-scale double-standard scene.

He's autistic, and he might really have picked it up from a noxious trash can.

And Nezha's journey of giving away heads for thousands of miles is still going on.

The third time he used his ult to fly towards Papa Lu, but was knocked away by Bu Yao's prejudged ult, and the five of them pressed him on the ground and rubbed wildly.

Nezha shut himself up.

Lu's mother smiled and sent him a message to tease him.

[All] The black-fleshed little girl (Daji): Dare to bully my wife and treat us four big men as dead?
For a moment, Lu's father felt overwhelmed with security, and the soft rice cooked by his wife was really delicious...

After the news was sent out, Lu's mother casually wrapped his arms around his shoulders and said with a low smile, "Honey, let them hear it."

Father Lu: "..." Here comes the question, is morality more important than making your wife happy?
Of course it is important to make your wife happy!
So he opened the message board without hesitation.

[All] Mrs. Lu's fanboy (Arthur): Hey, hubby, you are awesome.

Bu Yao, who was choked on the dog food again: "..." That's great, I also got the true biography of my parents.

The five people on the opposite side had already given up resistance after being hit by the dog food, and they threw themselves before they could push the crystal.

[The enemy has surrendered. 】

[Victory! (victory)】

Mother Lu clicked on the screen and saw the post-match record panel. Father Lu's Arthur had zero kills and zero deaths in the game, and even made one or two assists indiscriminately.

What's more, his equipment bar was empty, and he didn't buy a single piece of equipment in the whole game.

"Why don't you buy equipment? Didn't I teach you how to buy equipment before?" Mother Lu asked.

She turned her head and saw Father Lu staring at the screen seriously, without raising his head, he said, "I want to save money to buy Li Bai."

(End of this chapter)