The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 905 Stepping Stones

Seeing that the ten kills were deflated, everyone in the Win team also felt a little refreshed for no reason. Blast took a chocolate bar from He Xiaopang and put it in his mouth like a cigarette. : "This guy can't afford to lose, is he going to retire?"

"Don't." Jiang Jiang held a pack of Miao crispy horns in his hand, and stretched out his claws to ask Laifu to put the small triangles on his fingertips, and then ate five of them in one go, saying vaguely : "I want to abuse them a few more times, let them play tricks all day long!"

He chewed the Miao crispy horns resentfully, looking as if he wanted to stuff Shishatuan Batuanba in his mouth and eat it.

Laifu worked tirelessly to help him put Miaojiao on his hands, and glanced at him when he heard the words, "Eat slowly, don't bite your tongue."

Jiang Jiang didn't take it seriously, and elbowed Bu Yao next to the crutch, smiling like a villain, "The biggest stumbling block in your career has been removed, didn't you gloat inappropriately? ?”

Bu Yao propped her head with one hand, and put the other hand on Erlang's upturned leg. The index finger and middle finger held the chocolate bar snatched from He Xiaopang. The posture of the cigar brought the chocolate bar to his mouth, 'Kacha' took a bite and said, "It's up to you."

Jiang Jiang had a ghostly expression on his face, "Excuse me? Hero player, why are you so fat? Your arch-rival may withdraw from the stage forever. Laugh three times? Why do you have such a regretful face? Are you stupid to be rubbed by our captain?"

"You know what a fart." Bu Yao raised his hand and knocked on his head, "It is also facing the demise of the opponent, but my indifference is in stark contrast to your schadenfreude. It exposed my noble personality and image of a tall professional player, and exposed the ugly faces of you naive villains who are successful, gloat, and have no integrity."

"What's more, humility makes people progress, and pride makes people lag behind. Without a professional arena with ten killer players, it really makes people inflated by accident, hehehehehe..." Bu Yao's pretentious words did not stop. After finishing speaking, he buried his face on Lu Yan's shoulder and started laughing wildly, his constantly shrugging shoulders looked extraordinarily ghostly.

Jiang Jiang: "..." Oh, then you are really humble.

Lu Yan looked down at Bu Yao, who was lying on his shoulder with a complicated face, and continued to laugh like a ghost, "It turns out that the barbell-like laughter in the middle of the night last night was secretly made by you hiding under the covers..."

He was in a drowsy sleep at the time, and when he heard it suddenly, he thought he was haunted.

This may be the legend, you can wake up with a smile in your dreams.

"Don't be too complacent, just roll out the salute machine and set off a three-day and three-night salute to celebrate. Don't invite opera troupes and Yangko teams." But the corners of his lips had already betrayed him, he slapped Lu Yan on the shoulder suddenly and said, "After we've finished burying Tihua, shouldn't we get down to business?"

Lu Yan clapped his chubby hands, "To be honest, I'm still a little bit underwhelmed."

"Then you continue?" He Xiaopang gestured please.

Continuing on, Contestant Lu Meili really didn't fear anyone when she was shameless. She cleared her throat and began to summarize: "Everyone's speeches are excellent, and they hit the nail on the head. If the ten kills were on the scene, they would probably be killed It hurts my heart, but there is one more thing I must point out."

Seeing that he was about to make an opinion, even Bu Yao stopped her ghostly laughter and looked up at him.

"Let's forget about the stumbling block in your career." Lu Yan grabbed Bu Yao's shoulder casually, and said proudly: "He is just a stepping stone on my wife's road to becoming a god, there is no special significance, defeating him is just the starting point , and our end point is at the top of the world.”

Jiang Jiang was choked by the sudden dog food, took a few sips of water and coughed several times before he defended himself: "I just think the stumbling block sounds more passionate. The refreshing feeling of the old enemy of life!"

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think." Lu Yan sneered, the overlord's aura instantly opened up, and said mercilessly: "This matter does not need to be discussed, I alone have the final say."

That dog man who bullied his family's Bu Yaoyao is not worthy of leaving a name in Bu Yaoyao's career, hehe!
Jiang Jiang: "..." Okay, you will explain clearly that you are awesome.

"Is the burying finished this time?" He Xiaopang gave him a blank look, and without giving him a chance to answer, he casually took out a small notebook from his pocket and said, "Listen to me when the burying is over, the World Championship is also an important event after all." On an international stage, IDs also need to be in English. If you have no objections, I will directly translate your names into pinyin and hand them in, which is convenient and quick, and saves fans from misidentifying people when watching the game.”

As He Xiaopang spoke, he was already holding his own little notebook and started writing. Lu Yan poked his head and glanced at it, and found his name from his group of demons dancing wildly: Lu Yan——Lu piao liang.
Lu Yan: "???" You fucking try to write it for me again?Is Lao Tzu's ID called this?
He stretched out his hand and pinched the layer of skin on He Xiaopang's arm, smiling and exerting force, "My ID is Beauty, there is no need to change it, thank you."

"It hurts, it hurts..." He Xiaopang yelled and broke his hand, while aggrievedly defending himself: "It's not that your name, Lu Meili, is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, I just had a brain twitch."

"Even if it's Lu Meili, it should be called Beauty·Lu." Lu Yan let go of his hand mercifully, and quickly snatched He Xiaopang's small notebook, and said with a look of disgust: "It's a vulgar idea to translate it into Pinyin. None of them can reflect our coquettishness."

"All right, all right, just show off." He Xiaopang rubbed his delicate skin like a flower, and handed the pen to the boss with both hands, "You do what you want."

Lu Daxie Yan is really not humble with him, he took the pen and started his performance, first crossed out his English ID and changed it to Beauty, and then looked at Bu Yao with a half-smile: Why don't you fight me too, and change it to Handsome Yao?"

Bu Yao said "hehe" twice, and said indifferently: "My ID is Hero, and there is no need to change it, thank you."

"Just kidding." Lu Yan helped her write the ID, and whispered bb: "It would be better to call it Black meat, so that those crooked nuts can feel the essence of the name 'black meat' in all directions without dead ends."

Bu Yao: "..." God damn Black meat, quickly put away your supernatural powers, monster!

(End of this chapter)