The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 906
At any rate, she was asked for her opinion, and when it was Jiang Jiang's turn, Lu Duiba Yan didn't even raise his head, and just wrote 'jj' on it.

In an instant, Jiang Jiang's whole body froze, but he could only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. He looked at Lu Yan with a smile on his face, and said through gritted teeth, "What did I do wrong to make you, a poisonous woman?" So aimed at me? Why did you give me such a dreamy and shameful name?"

Lu Yan was not only coquettish, but also coquettish with reason: "Because jiang jiang is too rustic, and rivers is too ordinary, only the word jj can highlight your incomparable coquettishness."

"For the sake of moral integrity!" Jiang Jiang took his pen and crossed out the two shameful letters, and wrote his own pinyin translation while plausibly saying: "Do you understand that an inch is long and an inch is strong? An ID that crooked nuts can’t pronounce is itself a tactic. When it comes to the game, if they want to catch me in the jungle, they have to think about how to pronounce my name first, disrupting their thinking from the root, interfering with their cooperation, and delaying me. Slow down their pace!"

After finishing writing, he tossed the pen smartly and moved himself to the point of wiping away his tears, "This kind of spirit of sacrificing the small self to complete the big self is really admirable. Although this earthy ID is just a step by Su Qianjiang One small step, but one big step for Win to win the championship!"

Just when Jiang Jiang took out his mobile phone and planned to play another piece of majestic music for himself to set off his tallness and solemnity, Bu Yao said indifferently, "Actually, the jungler only needs to say, catch the shooter. "

Jiang Jiang: "..." Excuse me?Why are you dog couples so fat?

Su Qianjiang, who was dismantled from the stage, left the field in grief and indignation with his new ID, leaving them a thin, lonely and depressed back.

Laifu wanted to chase his wife who was secretly sad, but also wanted to stay and supervise the work. When he was in a dilemma, he heard Lu Yan muttering: "Let's call Laifu Lucky come, auspicious."

Explosion couldn't hold back for a moment and laughed, "Come on, those who didn't know thought it was Lao Tzu's famous single "Good Luck"."

"Okay." Lu Yan clicked his tongue, "Happiness come is not too bad."

Laifu's chasing footsteps stopped instantly, and he said numbly: "My name is Life, thank you."

It's all because he suffered from being uneducated when he first joined the team to choose the name. When he saw the word Life, he thought it was very deep, and it just matched his calm and restrained personality. Unexpectedly...

He has the same name as all the dogs on the street.

How many times have he heard someone softly calling 'Laifu' on the street, and when he turned around, he saw that person calling his dog.

Some people dispersed as they walked, and some got used to it after calling their names.

Laifu has been completely numb, and after leaving his real name, he decisively ran out to coax his wife.

Seeing his leaving back, Cai Cai knew that sooner or later it would be her turn to kill the team tyrant, but she never thought it would be so soon.

Looking at the 'Vegetables' whose initials were still capitalized on the white paper, Cai Cai froze for a moment, and weakly made a voice of wanting to resist: "That... can I change it?"

"Of course." Lu Yan looked at his 'sister-in-law-to-be' kindly, and couldn't hold back the aunt's smile: "You can choose whatever vegetable you want, tomato? Potato? Or cucumber? "

Cai Cai: "..." Okay, I understand.

In the eyes of the team bully, he is just a vegetable basket with no emotion.

"Pinyin is fine." Cai Cai whispered bb, thinking that if Buyan accidentally saw his ID in the live broadcast room, he would laugh at him...

In fact, it is not bad to be called tomato, because Buyan accidentally mentioned that he likes to eat tomatoes.

But it seems that I often use this word to curse people, so forget it.

Tomato is supposed to be a clean vegetable, but You made it dirty!

Cai Cai murmured in his heart, while huddling in the corner and playing with his mobile phone, it suddenly occurred to him that he hadn't chatted with Buyan today.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the spark with Buyan can't be lost!

After calling out everyone's names, Lu Yan admired the page with satisfaction that was about to overflow the screen.

Bu Yao, who was lying on his shoulder, frowned, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Why didn't it explode? When he goes on stage to be a BP, his name will appear, right?"

After happily watching the whole circle, the lively bursting smile instantly froze on his face, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Since ancient times, the way of heaven has been good for reincarnation, who do you dare to ask the sky to spare?
Under his death gaze, Lu Yan tapped his small head with the pen, and suddenly had a bold idea.

Accompanied by the rustling sound of the pen tip rubbing against the paper, the last angry ID also appeared on the paper: Explosion—Boom!

This word with a sound effect abruptly made the explosion dizzy, and she grabbed Lu Yan's collar dumbfoundingly and said, "Is this an atomic bomb?"

"No, you're just a gas tank that explodes at one point." Bu Yao said.

He Xiaopang shook his head, "It may also be a salute machine with no emotion."

Lu Yan calmly slapped his cracked hand away, and even boldly stroked his dog's head, pondered for a moment and said: "I even suspect that your wild curly hair is the result of your youthful and frivolous hair. It was blown out of a gas tank."

Explosion: "..." So, is this the feeling of being touched on the head?

like a dog...

He turned back with a look of disgust, and even put his hands together, scratching Captain Lu's carefully-trimmed hairstyle into a dickhead, in order to relieve his hatred!
Bu Yao was stunned watching from the sidelines, her mind was full of thoughts: You deserve it because you don't have a date...

Not to mention the younger sister, this fucking little brother can't stand this kind of gas tank, right?

And Captain Lu was not easy to bully, so he scratched him back with his backhand, curling the bursting wild natural curl even more...

These two naive ghosts, you scratch me, I scratch you, the scene once evolved from scratching each other to Erha demolishing the house, or the kind of two Erha dismantling at the same time...

Bu Yao and He Xiaopang watched the head-scratching confrontation between the former Win captain and the current captain while hiding from the pillows flying around in the air, and complained from time to time.

He Xiaopang looked at the pillow that was torn apart by the two of them with a distressed expression, "Can you two be gentle? Don't you need money for the pillow?"

While Bu Yao was watching the show, she still did not forget to tell them: "Be gentle when plucking your hair, it won't look good if you're bald!"

He Xiaopang sneered: "It's as if the two of them don't pluck, and their hair can grow safely."

Bu Yao: "What they lose is not hair, but money for hair transplants in the future. Save as much as you can."

He Xiaopang: "..." It made sense, but I was speechless.

　【I'm resurrected with full blood, la la la~】

　　
　
(End of this chapter)