The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 923 Red-green Blindness

Chapter 923 Red-green Blindness
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I suddenly realized I was laughing all over the floor looking for my head, Freestyle fake crooked nuts are real hammers! 】

[Xia Tian quietly went over to become a black chicken, a black stroke of black strokes, a heinous military training...]

Lu Yan, who was teased by Freestyle's "Love Poetry" for a while, resolutely went back to his live broadcast room, and started matching quickly before Bu Yao noticed the abnormality.

However, he still underestimated his magical physique like Tianmei's own son. As soon as he entered the hero selection interface, he saw a familiar ID in our lineup: Big Bowl Wide Noodles.

In the next second, the small speaker next to the head portrait of the big bowl of wide noodles lit up, and the gay voice of the Freestyle contestant came out from inside: "Xia Tian Xia quietly passed by and left a little secret~ I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart~"

Lu Yan: "..."

For a moment, he wanted to step back and start again.

But considering the physique of Tianmei's own son, think about it or forget it, isn't it just a show, how can he, the most showy person in the entire KPL, lose to this foreigner?

Lu Yan snorted coldly in his heart, clicked on the input method and sent him a message back.

[Win, Beauty: The evening wind blows and warms my heart, I want to kill you, kill you, kill you wherever you go. 】

Freestyle was not angry, but was very happy that he could reply to the message, and said with a smile: "You have the ability to kill me, and you have the ability to make a voice!"

【Win, Beauty: One finger is enough to deal with your level of coquettishness. 】

After speaking, he glanced at the lineup and chose a handsome Li Bai, who wore the skin of Phoenix Qiuhuang.

And Freestyle seemed to be gay on purpose, so he backhandedly replaced the already selected Diao Chan with Wang Zhaojun. Unfortunately, he was a step too slow when changing the skin, and he couldn't replace it with Feng Qiuhuang's couple model, Feng Yufei. The idol singer who wears.

As soon as the game started, Freestyle completely turned into an e-sports BB machine, and it never stopped kneeling and licking Lu Yan.

"Oh my god! Be careful, I, Lu Shen Niubi, will single-kill the opponent's jungler at the first level!"

"Oh, I'll go, Lu Shen's hand is so beautiful! Even the chicken feathers flying in the air can't hide his arrogance!"

"Lu Shenqiang, I surrender, I hit a big wall for Lu Shen!"

A certain professional player was so emotional that he left the screen with both hands, and swayed from side to side like wipers to call Lu Shen.

All the barrage laughed like crazy.

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, this professional player please calm down, you are here to broadcast live, not to chase stars! 】

[This professional player, please pay attention to your identity. You are just one of the professional players that I, Lushen, have been gay. I will give you 100 yuan and leave me, Lushen. (Overlord face)]

[Hahahaha, you can be an individual, please read your record before speaking, please? 】

Because he only cared about playing call after Lu Yan's ass, Freestyle's record was mediocre, and people would believe that he was a bastard.

[Some people are kneeling and licking the God of Landing while using practical actions to increase the difficulty of the game for God of Landing, bull beep bull beep. 】

[Lu Shen: This difficulty is not good, Freestyle will send dozens of heads up. 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who would have thought that my mid laner Lu Meili would play jungler and drag four in one. 】

[Lu Meili: It's too difficult for me. 】

[As we all know, the output of Freestyle depends entirely on the mouth. 】

Captain Lu, who became more "clean and self-conscious" after the relationship was made public, turned on the voice and said eight words to him, "Please turn off the microphone, thank you for your cooperation."

Freestyle not only didn't turn off the mic, but instead manipulated Wang Zhaojun to throw a big move at his position. With the special effects of the skin, it seemed to rain him a candy rain, and all of them were heart-shaped, risking The pink bubbles.

Freestyle's coquettish words came as soon as he opened his mouth: "Be careful, I give it to you, come and get into my arms."

Lu Yan let out a cold snort, and said back: "Skewer your heart and my heart on a skewer, skewer a mutton skewer, sprinkle some chili noodles on a skewer, and skewer the heart of a chicken and the liver of a duck, the total is only three and a half yuan ..."

Freestyle: "..." Coach, I want to learn this!

When Bu Yao got out of the shower, what she saw was Captain Lu's famous scene of skewering mutton skewers for Freestyle contestants. She walked up silently, stretched out her hand and pressed Lu Yan's back of the neck, her deliberately protracted tone seemed Extra teasing: "Yes, Captain Lu, let me tell you, how can you show your affection twice by yourself? It turns out that you are showing affection with others..."

Lu Yan suddenly froze like a cat caught by fate's neck, then grabbed Bu Yao's hand and gave a smack, smiling flatteringly: "Didn't I tell you to go to bed early? How come after taking a shower? down again."

Bu Yao laughed jokingly, "I came down after smelling the smell of mutton skewers, afraid that someone would steal them behind my back."

Lu Yan: "..." What a goddamn smell of mutton skewers.

However, Freestyle still doesn't know how to watch the scene. Taking advantage of Lu Yan's turning back to talk to Bu Yao, he used another second skill on Li Bai, and a big pink heart was born under his feet, which broke with a biu sound. Freestyle player The love song continued: "You are mighty and majestic~ I would like to melt into your broad chest~"

After being taught by player Lu Meili for a while, he has learned to change his words, and Lu Yan looks melancholy, not knowing whether to praise him for being a teachable child or call him coquettish.

But Bu Yao's speech was even more coquettish. She casually hooked a lock of hair and shook it in front of Lu Yan's eyes. Has it arrived at the Hulun Buir Prairie?"

Lu Yan: "..." I'm not, I'm not, it's this scheming boy who is stepping on and framing me!
"How can it be, Rejoice has always been a red bottle." He pulled Bu Yao's hair behind his ear and said with a smile, "I'm afraid you think you are red-green colorblind and not good enough for me, so you haven't dared to tell me. you."

After speaking, he moved his own Li Bai a few steps to the side, and said to Freestyle: "Don't touch me, my wife is watching from the side, the influence is not good."

The Xiu'er in the barrage almost laughed out loud.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sexy Lu God, overturned online, black meat beat him up! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha From the moment the black flesh figure appeared at the door of the training room, the corners of my lips began to frantically rise up uncontrollably! 】

【Hahaha, I've learned a lot. It turns out that Rejoice has always been bottled in green, but I've always been red-green colorblind. Hey, oh, oh, then I'm not good enough for my dark-flesh young lady...】

[Not much to say, Rejoice for money! 】

[Sure enough, the show is still a rumored couple show. 】

[Why is the river so green? It's because the black meat is used upstream to rejoice! 】

……

Because of Bu Yao's supervision, Lu Yan seemed to be bound by something, and he ignored Freestyle's teasing. After detonating the enemy's crystal with a huge advantage, he tilted his head and watched She, like a child begging for praise: "Is your husband doing well?"

(End of this chapter)

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