The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 924 Landslide
Bu Yao glanced at his record, and said indifferently: "It's not bad."

"Then hit me softly?" Lu Yan took her hand and joked, "I will feel bad if my hand hurts."

[Ha ha ha ha sexy Lu God, online second counseling. 】

[This is too real, the family status is clear at a glance. 】

[Confirmed the look in the eyes, it is a person who has been subjected to domestic violence. 】

Bu Yao was originally watching the Xiu'er in the barrage keep booing, making a joke with everyone, which can be regarded as adding a little effect to the show. Seeing him admitting his mistake so consciously, she immediately pushed his shoulder and said with a smile: "How do you talk? ? Make it look like I domestically abuse you every day."

"Isn't it because you're afraid that you'll find someone to practice your hands on a whim?" Lu Yan gently helped her press her knuckles, smiling flatteringly.

Bu Yao reached out and tapped his phone screen to help him return to the main interface of the game, and then a friend invitation popped up in the center of the screen.

[Big Bowl of Wide Noodles invites you to rank 5V5 Canyon of Kings]

Freestyle, the lingering doggie, is here again!

Lu Yan gave her massage fingers a pause, reached out and nodded, and explained very consciously: "I didn't line up with him, the one I just hit was hit by a car."

It’s okay if Freestyle just jokes with him about being gay, but if he really likes him and wants to have something to do with him, then he’d better keep a distance.

Lu Yan made this point very clear.

Bu Yao nodded, and was about to say something when she saw a message from Freestyle.

[Big bowl of wide noodles: Why did you reject me again? 】

[Big Bowl of Wide Noodles: Is it because my love poems are not romantic enough? 】

Followed by a row of pitiful expressions.

Lu Yan was about to type a reply when he heard Bu Yao lightly 'tsk', scratching his back like a cat's claw with his fingers, and said sourly: "It's ok, Captain Lu, I won't be here for a while and I'll be reciting love poems to others ..."

"Love poems ass, he just translated a few lines of "Pink Memories"." Lu Yan glanced back at her, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth: "If you like it, I will sing it for you some other day "sweet"?"

Bu Yao nodded, but she was really rude to him, "Remember to wear women's clothing, thank you for your cooperation."

"Don't worry about my work." Lu Yan stretched out his hand and patted her head, "I will definitely dress you up nicely."

Bu Yao: "..." Excuse me?So after going around for a long time, she still wears it?Why the hell do you...

She snorted heavily, sat on the gaming chair next to her and ignored him.

Only then did Lu Yan type quickly and reply to Freestyle's message.

[Win, Beauty: Coax your wife, you play by yourself. 】

[Big bowl of wide noodles: Invite Ms. Hero to play together, three rows of people are just enough. 】

Lu Yan glanced slightly to the side, and saw the sulking Miss Hero turned her face back at some point, and looked curiously at him replying to the message with her head outstretched.

As soon as he looked back at her, she immediately turned her face away again, with an awkward look of 'I don't care if you refuse him'.

Lu Yan really loves her stupidity to death. In order to let his awkward Miss Hero hear the whole process of him rejecting other wild men, he directly changed the input method to voice input, and said in a low voice: " I'm sorry, Freestyle player, I'm retiring."

The input method automatically converts the voice into text, and Lu Yan glanced at it and sent it directly if there were no typos.

[Win, Beauty: I'm sorry, Freestyle player, I'm retiring. 】

[Big bowl of wide noodles: Huh? 】

Freestyle was stunned by this news, what does it mean that you, a professional player, retired?The World Championship is over?Retired to travel with Ms. Hero?

He, who is also a middle unit, can be considered to have eliminated an enemy virtually for himself?
Before he played "Good Luck" to celebrate for himself, he saw the news of Lu Yan coming again.

[Win, Beauty: Let’s see you again. I’ve been playing the game "Glory of the King" for so long. It’s inappropriate for me to spend every day in King’s Canyon. I’m not going to play anymore, but for the sake of the years you’ve been with me, let’s say goodbye to everyone. It’s a great honor to get to know you through this game. Although I haven’t met many of you, I’m still very happy to be able to It is also very reluctant to meet you. The main reason for leaving this time is that the mobile phone needs to be charged. When the mobile phone is fully charged, I will return. I look forward to meeting you again. 】

A long paragraph is as official as a retirement speech, and Freestyle almost believed it after reading it.

[Big bowl of wide noodles: Do you think I will believe your nonsense? 】

[Win, Beauty: You don’t have to believe it, anyway, the mage is on vacation today, Ming Shiyin was arrested for treason, Cai Wenji’s baby carriage is out of gas, Mozi’s battery is out, and I’ve read the almanac today that it’s really not suitable for killing, the construction process of the Canyon of Kings I encountered a landslide in the middle of the day, and it is currently being repaired. The network cable of our base was pulled out by my wife and used to tie my hair. I used up the last bit of traffic to send this message to you. After I sent it, I was backlashed. Damaged, all internal organs were shattered, and a big mouthful of black blood was sprayed, and his life was not long. 】

[Win, Beauty: In the next life, if we meet again by fate, I will definitely ask you to play a game, that's all. 】

"Excuse me?" Freestyle put on a black face with a question mark, "If he doesn't want to fight me, he won't fight me. He can even say that killing is not appropriate. Was it a dog who used Li Bai to kill all directions last time? ?”

"When did Kings Canyon slip? Why don't I feel anything?"

The Xiu'er in the live broadcast room were almost laughing silly, looking for their talents all over the place, but at the same time they didn't forget to cooperate with Lu Yan in acting.

[Hahahahahahahahaha yes, you read that right, in the last game it was Lu Gou who used Li Bai to kill all directions. 】

[Freestyle players may not understand much when they first came to Jinshi. There are unwritten rules in the national server of Glory of Kings. Mage, shooter, assassin, warrior, and tank are all on vacation every day from Monday to Friday~Saturday Sunday weekend～】

[So when you play games, you often encounter situations where no one is jungler or no one is on the order, because they happen to be on vacation ~ funny. jpg]

[No matter how good the machine is, it needs maintenance after a long time. The heroes in the canyon are the same. Come on, Mozi should be charged in time after it is used up, and Xiao Qiao's fan should be bought in time after throwing it out~]

[It's because player Lu Meili violated the calendar and started killing in the last game, that's why the Canyon of Kings suddenly landslide!This is the fate of offending the gods! 】

(End of this chapter)