The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 930
While she was talking, she cracked her knuckles, looking like she was about to kill someone and smash her corpse into pieces. Freestyle was so scared that he backed away with his small bench, and begged for mercy: "Don't, don't, I was wrong. Is it okay? I just thought that you two are coaches anyway, and you came out of the same competition area, so you can communicate more if you have nothing to do, maybe you two just... huh?"

Fearing that Lemon would pull him to the Mohist institution to talk about Solo, Freestyle blurred the words behind, only stretched out two thumbs, and smiled ambiguously.

"What a mess..." Lemon gave him a blank look, but in the end he didn't appreciate his kindness. He took out his mobile phone and unlocked it while saying, "Send me the WeChat ID."

"Excuse me?" Now it was Freestyle's turn to be surprised. He just said it casually because he often watched those seven aunts and eight aunts make matchmaking, but he didn't expect Lemon to agree so readily.

His eyes widened, and he said incredulously, "Are you really going to hook him up? Have you seen what he looks like?"

"The hair is blown up to be more rebellious than Einstein, there are stubbles on the chin, and the face is wrinkled when he smiles." Lemon returned his words expressionlessly, raised his eyebrows and said: "Otherwise? What do I say?" Have you ever joked with me?"

This sister is not only grumpy, but also a full-fledged activist, going straight to the point, saying that the wind is the rain.

Freestyle has seen her mobility, but still thinks it's a bit unreal, so he looked her up and down with his chin in his hand, wondering, "Did you get crossed suddenly by someone? Or was it threatened by someone? Are you in such a hurry to find someone?"

"My mother threatened to hang me at the gate of our base, thank you." Lemon looked indifferent, and even talked about dating in a business-like manner: "I mainly think that instead of being forced by my mother A bunch of blind dates from all walks of life are messed up, why don't I find a reliable insider first, at least I won't be despised as Internet addicted girls, and I have a common topic."

After being analyzed so calmly by her, Freestyle was even more confused, "The problem is that you haven't met him before, sister, how do you know he's reliable? Why don't you just add someone on WeChat?"

He can even imagine that Lemon added the explosive WeChat, without saying a word, he just said: Are you in love?Don't talk about rolling.

It is in line with the consistent style of this straight girl of steel.

"Add a WeChat and ask, and you'll know?" Lemon didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this. She had never eaten pork, but she had seen pigs run away anyway, and said confidently: "Isn't it important to be broad when it comes to finding a partner?" Are you casting a net to catch more fish? If this doesn’t work, we’ll change to another one, there’s always someone who needs a girlfriend, right?”

Freestyle only knew that she was straight before, but he had never talked to her about it, and now he was completely dazed by her strange brain circuit, and said in a daze: "What do you mean someone always needs a girlfriend? Are you doing sales? In your steel-like heart, is there no yearning for love at all?"

"What is love? Can it be eaten?" Lemon looked contemptuous, "The most annoying thing is you young people, who are chatting about love and love all day long."

Freestyle: "???" Was it you who said just now that you want to cast a wide net and catch more fish?
After Lemon despised him, it didn't count, and he still set up the flag with a face of righteousness: "You are my wife, and those who come after are all mistresses."

She will dedicate her life to the game career she loves.

"Love without emotion has no soul! The two of you will only torture each other when you are together!" Freestyle, a person who is "love, love, and chattering" all day long, can't stand it anymore. He feels that his steel straight female coach is anxious. She needs to take a lesson in love, to correct her misguided view of love.

"How could it be tortured?" Lemon imagined for himself, "We don't talk about feelings together, so we take them home during the holidays to deal with the parents who are threatening to die, and go to the Internet cafe for a date. Even if we spend the night together, we don’t want too romantic gifts for Valentine’s Day, just a mouse and keyboard or something..."

The more Lemon thinks about it, the more beautiful he feels, "Not only do I have a fucking boyfriend, but I even have regular teammates in duo. Mom doesn't have to worry about me playing games anymore."

Freestyle: "..." Listen, is this in human language?

"If your parents are not satisfied with the fact that you only fall in love, what about letting you get married? What about having children?" Freestyle asked her back.

"It's simple." Lemon waved his hand, completely ignoring the question, "If you want to get married, get married, understand the contractual marriage in Ba Zong's article? If you want a child, say that I am infertile because I stay up late every day playing games , once and for all.”

Freestyle: "..." You are so rebellious, do your parents know?

Freestyle never imagined that one day he would be like an old mother, nagging about saving a girl from internet addiction.

He sighed, "According to the plot of Gouxuewen, your infertility will be looked down upon by the wicked mother-in-law, what if you are forced to divorce?"

"Then let's get divorced." Lemon's eyes lit up with excitement, "After the divorce, I said that I have been hurt too much and disappointed in my marriage. From then on, I will be single confidently and confidently, and I am not afraid of being urged by my mother to marry again."

Freestyle: "..." It's just one word, I only say it once.

He gave Lemon a blank look, and sent her the explosive WeChat account, "Cast your net."

If the conversation continued like this, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself and wanted to pry open her head to see what kind of sand sculptures were inside.

Lemon tapped the screen a few times, and just after copying the exploded WeChat account, he heard Freestyle say again: "Wait a minute."

Lemon: "???"

"What are you going to tell him?" Freestyle joked with a smile on his lips, "Isn't it a little bad to ask people if they need a girlfriend as soon as they come up?"

Not only is it not very good, those who don't know think she is selling inflatable dolls.

Lemon didn't think much about it at all, and asked him with raised eyebrows, "What else? Are you in? Have a relationship? The kind that you take home during the Chinese New Year and share with your parents after the Chinese New Year?"

Freestyle had an expression of 'I knew it', and said helplessly, "Are you a girl? Do you understand what a detour is?"

"Oh." Lemon said with a cold face, "What is detour?"

"It's just that if you add someone on WeChat, don't worry about who you are, first talk to see if you like it, if it suits you, and if it doesn't work, you can change it." Freestyle feels like he is teaching his daughter to fall in love. Said: "Do you want to try to understand? At least find out whether he is single, whether he wants to fall in love, and whether he needs to go home to deal with his parents during the Chinese New Year."

Lemon: "It doesn't matter if you like it or not, it doesn't matter if you are too good at playing games."

After all, she is a regular teammate in a double row, so she can't help but scold people if she is too bad.

Freestyle: "..." Damn, after talking for a long time, you still only want to develop relationships with people in the game.

(End of this chapter)