The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 931
What will save you, my straight female coach.

He took a deep breath, only to feel that the leaves of his lungs hurt from anger, rubbed his temples and said: "In short, if you want to get along with others, you'd better be gentle, don't move and be good-natured, just in case you get depressed You are responsible."

"Oh." Lemon nodded, "So can I cast my net now?"

Freestyle thought for a while, but was still not at ease with this steel straight girl, and joked: "Why don't you tease her anonymously first? Get to know it and withdraw if you think it's inappropriate, so as to save embarrassment on the field."

The main reason is to tease him by real name for fear of embarrassment, and let people know that their RMB head coach looks like a smart girl, but he is actually an idiot.

Lemon didn't think much about it. She grew up and never knew how to write the word embarrassment, but since Freestyle, a love expert, said it, she should remain anonymous.

She responded. In order to conform to the gentleness that Freestyle said, she deliberately searched the Internet for a picture of a young lady with a gentle smile on her face as her avatar, and then clicked on the column of adding friends, and pasted the exploded WeChat account into it. ,search.

Two seconds later, the exploded personal profile page popped up, and Lemon pressed [Add as friend], and the page for notes immediately popped up.

She thought for a while, imitating the tone of those coquettish and cute young ladies on the Internet, and typed out a sentence while suppressing the goosebumps all over her body.

Is my little brother online dating?My loli voice.

Then decisively press the send button.

After all this was done, Lemon put the phone back into his pocket, and under Freestyle's extremely distrustful eyes, he hurried upstairs with the unfinished bottle of water.

On the other side, the empty-nest old broken-hearted man howled hoarsely the love song of broken-hearted love all night, but no one in the base liked him.

Everyone unanimously believed that this solo Internet-addicted old man did not deserve the experience of falling out of love, so he sang single love songs only because the prehistoric power in his body could not be suppressed.

He is no longer satisfied with just being the head of the Win Senior Art Troupe, he also wants to participate in the audition, step onto the screen, and become the idol of the masses!
Tonight's #东北歌王断派# trending search is just the first step for him to become an idol, and he will make more trending searches in the future. If they make a fuss every time, will it still make people live?

Therefore, under the domination of this kind of divine logic, all the members of the Win senior art troupe headed by He Xiaopang chose to close their eyes and cover their ears, not to disturb the rising star's singing practice.

After blasting for a while, he found that no one paid attention to him, and felt very boring for no reason.

He silently quit the National K Songs, clicked on WeChat, and decided to delete the damned scumbag Freestyle, and broke up with him from then on.

Burst clicked on Freestyle's personal interface, sighed and said: "Farewell, my youth that was extinguished before it started to burn, goodbye, my lover who was snatched away before it started falling in love, goodbye , my sexual orientation that straightened back before it started to bend, goodbye..."

Before he could say goodbye to his youth, his phone vibrated, and there was a new message in the column of the address book.

Exploding finger pressed on the red dot, and saw a friend request.

[Lemons are not sour, please add you as a friend, note message: Is little brother dating online?My loli voice. 】

This avatar full of wind and dust, this sudden strike-up, this customary opening line... must be selling a movie!

The reason why Blast is so sure is that, apart from the movie sellers and Bu Yao, there are almost no young ladies who have joined him in recent years.

Of course, whether Bu Yao is considered a young lady or not is another matter.

Explosion: "..." The love belongs to them, and I only have the movie sellers to accompany me.

"Forget it, it's better to have someone to accompany you than nothing." Blast laughed at himself, and agreed to a stranger's friend request for the first time.

Lemon lay down on the bed after washing, and saw that the friend application had been approved. She clicked on the pop-up dialog box, and the words of Freestyle kept echoing in her mind: Do you want to test it out?At least first find out if he is single, and if he wants to fall in love...

Still have to be roundabout, be gentle...

Lemon rubbed his head, only felt that one head was two big, and finally sent the first message after deliberating for a long time.

[Lemons are not sour: Hi?Are you alone? 】

Explosive Xiemei who received the news smiled, look, what did he say?Like this kind of question in the middle of the night if someone is alone, if they feel lonely, who else can there be besides selling movies?
He's sure that if he hums, the guy will dare to ask him if he needs any special services.

[Nicholas Blast: Yes. 】

Seeing his reply, the corners of Lemon's lips also began to frantically rise. After confirming that he is single, shouldn't the next step be to determine whether he wants a girlfriend?
[Lemons are not sour: Well, do you want...? 】

In order to appear that she is very roundabout and conservative, she simply omitted the word girlfriend, so as not to make others feel that she is not reserved at all.

And Burst: "..." Has the business of selling movies expanded to such an extent now?It’s not enough to solve the demand in the cloud, but can you call people over to solve it face to face?

He couldn't fall asleep anyway, and as soon as he closed his eyes, his mind was like a revolving lantern, automatically playing the Northeast dialect that he and Freestyle had babbled together in those years.

It was so beautiful at the time, and it hurts when I think about it now. It’s boring to open my eyes anyway, so I just flirted with this movie seller.

[Nicholas Blast: What do you want? 】

[Nicholas Blast: I'm a serious person, I don't understand this. 】

He couldn't understand, so Lemon couldn't make a detour, so he could only answer him bluntly.

[Lemons are not sour: Do you want a girlfriend? 】

Explosion: "???" So this isn't for selling movies?Is it actually a seller of inflatable dolls?
[Nicholas Blast: All right, how much is one?What are the functions? 】

Lemon: "???" How much is it?What does function mean?
Are you asking for gift money?
[Lemons are not sour: The price...is not sure, and the function...is not sure. 】

Can play games and spray people counting function?
Blast was amused by her reply, it was the first time he had seen someone so unskilled in business.

[Nicholas Blast: Brother, this is the first time you do this? 】

【Lemons are not sour: yes...】

[Lemons are not sour: how do you know? 】

[Lemons are not sour: So do you want a girlfriend?After you answer the question, I can start the next work. 】

Burst: "..." Of course I want a girlfriend, but I don't want an inflatable one!

But he didn't dare to say that, he was afraid that after saying that, the brother turned around and left, and he would have no one to chat with.

If you don't want to let people go, then you can only hang them.

[Nicholas Blast: You play two games with me, and I want it. 】

(End of this chapter)