Taoist temple in the mountains

Chapter 567, not at all

In the end, Liu Yanli was deceived by Li Yun and went back to Xiangtou Mountain as a matter of course. Just after returning to the Taoist temple through the Kunlun Mirror, she was almost blinded by the mansion sitting in the middle of the mountain. up.

"By the way, the place you live in is really poor. How much does this land cost? This thing is really awesome. It's really a local tyrant. Local tyrants, why don't you consider buying the little girl? She can warm the bed and act like a baby. , can still say nasty words, oh, I'm going, don't go, why are you going, don't go! I won't give me 100 yuan"

Liu Yanli followed behind Li Yun, and Li Yun felt that his mind was about to explode. This shark girl has been nagging non-stop since she came to the Taoist temple, and she forgot all the sorrows of yesterday's bright beauty only the next day Oh, this thing is not a mermaid, it is a murloc, the memory is only three seconds
When Ah Er saw Liu Yanli, he rushed forward very familiarly, even his eyes glowed red, as if he was about to bite Liu Yanli.

Even Xiaobai aroused his instinct from the depths of the biological chain when he saw Liu Yanli, he was not hungry at all, but he just couldn't control his appetite when he saw a fish.

"Dashi, save me!"

"Ah Er, Xiaobai, she is not a fish, if you can't eat her, she will ruin your stomach." Li Yunyu said earnestly.

Xiaobai and Ah Er jumped back and ran away as soon as they heard that they had a bad stomach, especially Ah Er, who looked at Liu Yanli with a look on his face, which made Liu Yanli stunned for a while.

"It's fine if you say I can't eat it, but it's too much if you say I'll have diarrhea if I eat it. You know this is a personal attack."

Li Yun popularized science in an academic tone.

"There are rumors that people who eat mermaid meat can live forever, but this mermaid meat also contains a poison that can kill people. Those who are not mentally strong will be tortured by suffering, and those who survive the suffering can grow and live forever. , If you fail to survive, you will die on the spot, you know? I don’t think I said anything wrong.”

"So that's why you make them look at me like a [beep]? There's a big problem with your tone." Liu Yanli stood up and complained, "Would it be okay to eat my meat?" I don't know about immortality, but my meat really doesn't taste good, it smells very rancid."

Li Yun thought for a while, but still didn't want to explore why Liu Yanli was so familiar with her own smell
"By the way, you mermaids should have two forms. In theory, you should have a fish tail. Why do you have two legs?" Li Yun stared at Liu Yanli's slender thighs, what do you think? It doesn't look like something covered with scales.

Liu Yanli also satisfied Li Yun's curiosity. When the thighs were brought together, soon scale-like things grew out, covering the lower part of the body, the hair was also approaching aqua blue, and thin gills grew on the neck.

The pupils of both eyes turned aqua blue, and the smile changed from the teasing to a bit wild
Then, Liu Yanli covered her neck and choked her throat, looking like she was going to die, her slender fish tail was also beating the floor, like a fish thrown out of the water
Although Li Yun didn't know why this guy suddenly wanted to die
"Intuition tells me I should do this"

Li Yun directly pushed Liu Yanli's head into the small pond next to her, and immediately the mermaid girl stopped bouncing her tail, and lay limp and comfortable by the pond, like a salted fish dying.

Soon, the fish's tail opened, its thighs opened, and it returned to its human form. Liu Yanli stood up like a salted fish, elegantly took out her own towel from the suitcase, and wiped her wet head .

"Look, this is the end, the two respiratory systems cannot coexist, if I become a mermaid on land, I will suffocate in the next second. Similarly, if I maintain a human form underwater, I will not be able to breathe—but I've learned swimming before, so I can't die if I don't throw it a little deeper."

"You can just talk about this kind of thing directly, and you don't need to put on a show to die on the spot." The corner of Li Yun's mouth twitched, Liu Yanli did it too desperately.

Liu Yanli shrugged her shoulders indifferently, grinned her big white teeth, gave Li Yun a thumbs up and said, "I believe in you and won't let me die on the spot."

At this time, Bai Chen looked at Liu Yanli and said, "By the way, what happened to your house over there? Did you sell it or what? Why don't you help me with a small amount of money? After 1 years, I will I will pay you back, you won’t die anyway.”

"The house is not mine. That house was originally Xiao Sujie's, but now that no one is there, it doesn't make sense to keep the house. Remembering this kind of thing, it's good to keep it in your mind. The only thing that won't change is the depth of your heart." The memory is gone." Liu Yanli looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and a bright sadness poured out.

But then Liu Yanli took out a piece of garlic from the bag, dabbed it on her eyes, tears fell from her eyes, and condensed into big and round pearls, after putting these pearls away, lightly He looked at Bai Chen with contemptuous eyes, as if saying [You poor man, my wife needs to sell the house? 】Same.
"There is still this kind of operation." Bai Chen looked at Liu Yanli in shock, this operation is a bit too flamboyant, self-produced and exported are simply invincible.
Liu Yanli shrugged and said: "However, there are also some disadvantages. For example, it cannot be sold in large quantities, otherwise it will arouse suspicion. The main income still depends on writing articles, but I will definitely not starve to death. By the way, after all, the whole body of the sisters is very valuable, especially this body, which has fascinated many men throughout the ages. It is youthful and beautiful, with flamboyant skin and a beautiful face."

Li Yun felt that this thing's broken personality, even if a man got close to her because of her appearance, he would definitely be scared away the next day. It can be said that it is not usually bad.

Soon, Liu Yanli found her own room, and pitched a small tent under the peach blossom tree. She didn't even need a room, and happily became neighbors with Ah Er, Ah Da, and Xiao Bai.

And Erhuo also welcomes this big humanoid fish. Although it cannot be eaten, it is also very good to be able to smell it every day.
"Well, can you lend me this Kongtong seal of yours?" Li Yun thought for a moment and said, "I'll return it later."

Before Li Yun finished speaking, Liu Yanli threw the Kongtong seal in her arms over.

"It doesn't matter, use it, anyway, for me, this Kongtong seal is useless, it can be used for as long as it takes." Liu Yanli said lazily: "I don't have any real feelings about this thing, don't use it as a table foot. OK."

"Well, I have a lot of props for table legs here, so I don't need to look for the Kongtong seal." Li Yun held the Kongtong seal, and the five heavenly emperor seals were lying quietly like this. fish like
But Li Yun knows that this salted fish mark is an artifact that can give people longevity
"By the way, do you want to drink? I still have a lot here." Li Yun looked at Liu Yanli and smiled.

Liu Yanli said lazily without hesitation.

"Alcohol, I quit."

"Why doesn't Kongtong seal have its own consciousness?" Li Yun looked at the salted fish seal, at most he could only respond instinctively, probably no different from paramecium, no matter whether he used his heart, Linghai, or Donghuang bell Prompted, no response at all.

"Not all artifacts have self-awareness, and there are differences between artifacts and artifacts." The system said: "You are going to cross the catastrophe now, with the help of Kongtong Yin, you will succeed [-]%, and you will never be overwhelmed by the sudden thunder and lightning." Slash to death. Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, three calamities and nine calamities, every calamity can kill you, you have to be more careful."

"I'm still a little flustered, I don't have any real feeling about crossing the robbery."

Li Yun shook his head, the Faxiang behind him was ready to move, and even Kongtongyin had a reaction.

At this time, the fragments of the copycat Dousita Palace that had been lying in the Qiankun in the sleeve for an unknown period of time suddenly emerged and stuck to the Kongtong seal.

These fragments are like decorations, inlaid on the Kongtong seal, regardless of each other
Things happened too fast, Li Yun looked at the Kongtong seal in a daze and said.

"How is this going"

"This system can't answer and I don't know." The system said: "However, in the past, it was the Taishang Laojun who was in charge of guarding the seal of Kongtong."

After merging the Kongtong seal, there are one after another fine buds that take root and sprout in the Kongtong seal
Li Yun recognized this bud, it was a bud of vitality——

"I see."

Li Yun didn't pay attention to the Kongtong seal any more, but silently let the fragments nourish and germinate vitality.

The dark clouds covered the sun, the shadows covered the sky, and the scene was like the end of the world. Thunder and lightning roared, and the heavy rain poured down, which wet the Taoist temple and the mountains and forests.

Due to the lack of time, the few pilgrims disappeared, and there was no one there, only Li Yun and Xiao Suli were left.

The heavy rain drenched Li Yun's body, Li Yun touched Xiao Su Li's head, and said softly.

"Hey, let's play while dad is going to experience one of the most important things in life."

"Uh ok"

Little Su Li hesitated for a moment, jumped out of Li Yun's arms, and secretly observed worriedly.

"The so-called crossing the catastrophe is the catastrophe that people who go against the sky need to go through when they change their fate. You are a cultivator, but you are also a land half-immortal represented by Taoism. Only one floor can see more things." The system said indifferently.

Li Yun nodded.

The power of the Linghai surged out uncontrollably, surrounding the body, and the hair stood upside down, turning into a spiky appearance. Under the shining golden light of the Linghai, even the hair turned golden
The rapidly depleted Linghai was instantly replenished by Kongtong Yin and Tiantaohua liquid. After taking off the Taoist robe, the inner sleeves disappeared. Under the pressure of the powerful Linghai, Li Yun showed a horse-riding posture Although unsightly, this position is the most comfortable.

Li Yun has an illusion that he is not a pure earthling, but a super Saiyan
"I feel super powerful now"

"If you don't use force, you may be killed by lightning in a while. There will be five thunder and sky calamities in a while. If you pass it, everything will be fine. If you can't get over it, you will never be restored. I can save your life, but your spiritual sea will It's all broken and you have to think about it."

Li Yun nodded, the agitation of the spiritual sea on his body became more intense, and the torrential rain beside him was set off even more ferociously.

"A natural friend, a friend on the ground, a friend on the mountain, a friend in the ditch, give me righteous energy. Oh no, I'm not a Super Saiyan, I don't know how to have energy, I'm a Taoist priest."

Li Yun laughed at himself that he was a little too nervous.

The phantom of the Donghuang Bell and the Kongtong seal protect Li Yun, and he can face the next thunder disaster at any time——

Lightning, wind, roar of doom.
Little Su Li was on the sidelines cheering.

"Come on Dad, I support you"

Li Yun responded with a gentle smile, giving little Su Li confidence that she had nothing to be afraid of.

The dharma is condensed, and protects the body together with the phantom of the Eastern Emperor Bell. With the blessing of the divine weapon, the dharma can already be condensed and formed, affecting reality in a small range.

Behind him, Platinum Fa Xiang had neither joy nor sorrow on his face, facing the thunder that was about to fall.

The first bolt of lightning rumbled, and the white light pierced the sky, tearing a gap in the sky.
Li Yun's expression was neither happy nor sad, and he used his whole body to protect his body, but the lightning did not strike, and there was only two beeps and nothing happened.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.
"Well, this is just an ordinary rain and thunder. It may be mixed with robbery." The system choked out after a long time: "Wait a minute, the next wave, the next wave is definitely coming, you have to pay attention, host."

boom -

Another thunderbolt roared, encircling the sky without falling.
The air was quiet again.

"Yeah, it's still rain and thunder. Tsk, Jie Lei may be late, but he will definitely not be absent. There are only three things to do, and the next wave must be the real thunder." There was something slightly wrong with the tone of the system, and Li Yun could even hear it. The goods are a little tense.
Li Yun's mood was also messed up. It was stupid to take the initiative to be struck by lightning, but it was even more stupid if the thunder did not fall. Thanks to the posture of seeking Tao that will never return coming
third way.
Fourth way.
fifth way.
The lightning was still circling, and there was not a single lightning strike. Instead, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and it was even suspected of turning into heavy rain. The passing crow even called twice.

The cold rain slapped randomly on the face, and the flickering lightning did not come down after waiting for a long time.

Standing like this again will cause embarrassment.

"This. Why hasn't the Thunder Tribulation come yet? Where's the promised lightning?"

The system didn't continue to make any noise this time, and I don't know why the promised thunder disaster didn't come down.
Vaguely, Li Yun heard a murmur in the midst of the pouring water. The owner of this murmur was a little clear, but also a little lowly, and it was definitely from Liu Yanli.

"Wow, crazy, don't look at the weather forecast and get caught in the rain outside, do immortals play performance art like that?"

[Today, there are cloudy to heavy rains in Huizhou City, I hope all citizens will be careful when going out]

Li Yun: "."

Li Yun finally understood.
There is no thunder disaster at all
Although Lei Jie didn't come down, Li Yun felt the Dharma image stirring behind him.

Li Yun was a little confused, is this the end?Is this a robbery?
(End of this chapter)