Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 522 Erlang God

Although Shen Ruian and Xu Lianwen also ordered wonton noodles, neither of them had much appetite, so they ate a few symbolic mouthfuls.

Xu Yiwen never thought that Zhou Hao's relationship with Xu Sundongliang was so strong, while Shen Ruian was thinking that Gu Yuang's father had actually prevented Xu Sundongliang from taking the position.

Seeing Yuelao say that, Zhou Hao frowned.

I have met many gods in the sky.

This Erlang God has never done it before, and I don't know what kind of temper this guy has.

"What kind of person is Erlang Shen?" Zhou Hao asked.

Know yourself and know your enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles, no matter how you say it, you are still a god, and it is impossible to help yourself unconditionally.

Yuelao thought about it, and recalled what Erlangshen had done.

"On the one hand, he is a filial son, and he is very loyal. When Dou Shengfo was trapped in the gossip furnace, he reminded Dou Shengfo that there is wind in Xun's position."

"On the downside, he's very stingy. He always thinks about it when you borrow five yuan from him. Once I couldn't make ends meet, so I borrowed a thousand cents from him, and it took only two days. He Just ran over and asked me if the love seed planted in my room looked like the thousand cents I owed him, look how stingy this man is."

"Another point is shrewdness. Although this person is loyal, that is after you recognize you. He was the last one to appear on the stage when he defeated the Buddha and made trouble in the heaven. You have to be more cautious when dealing with it, you may be cheated by him at any time, and not everyone in Tianting is like your elder brother and me, by the way, remember to delete it after reading it."

Well, it turns out that Yue Lao is also a guy who likes to gossip behind his back.

They are not good people.

Zhou Hao knew that Erlangshen and Monkey King fought a battle back then, but he didn't know that they didn't know each other, but became friends instead.

Of course, Sun Wukong practiced the thirteen Taibao, no... it is 72 transformations, and Yang Jian practiced eight or nine Xuangong, which is comparable to 72 transformations. In addition, Yang Jian also has a roaring dog. Many people say that Yang Jian has 73 changes.

They are all masters, and they are all lonely.

Yang Jian is awesome in technique, and Sun Wukong is awesome in strength. When the fight was inseparable, a Taishang Laojun jumped out and threw a hula hoop, no...it was a diamond hoop.

Yang Jian also felt disgraceful if he won, so he helped Sun Wukong later, and hoped that Sun Wukong would come out alive and compete with him in the future.

After all, he is a master, at best it sounds like loneliness, at worst it sounds like a pain in the ass.

At this time Zhou Hao was thinking, since Monkey King and Erlang Shen have friendship, should he ask Monkey King to help him.

No matter how stingy Erlang Shen is and how careful his calculations are, he might not be ashamed to ask Monkey King for money, right?
Think about it or forget it.

Brother Monkey has already helped me a lot, if I bother him because of this matter, I would be too embarrassed.

Just do what you say, Zhou Hao first searched for "Erlangshen", but couldn't find it, so he went to Baidu to find the position of Erlangshen.

Erlang shows the sage and the true king.

After searching, a store called "Erlang Grocery Store" popped up.

Click in and have a look, good guy, everything is there.

Knives, guns and sticks, tables, chairs and benches, even insoles and pants are for sale.

It's really a grocery store.

There are basically no sales, and there is only one heart in total. It is probably for fun and not concentrating on business.

After clicking "Contact Seller", Zhou Hao began to edit the text.

"Honey, are you here?"

I don't know if everyone has discovered one thing, that is, no matter which god Zhou Hao looks for, he never puts himself very low, and basically says "dear" instead of "you" when he comes up.

It may be that Zhou Hao thinks that everyone is on the same platform. Even if you are a god and you are a mortal, you can't make the gods feel that you are awesome, otherwise you will be slaughtered many times.

At this time, Erlang Shen was fighting the landlord, completely ignoring Zhou Hao.

The reason why he opened this shop at the beginning was because he was bored, but after he opened it, he discovered that other gods have their own products, even Sun Wukong can wholesale fruits, but he has nothing.

Who said there is no more?
The Meishan Seven Monsters and the Roaring Dog made a total of eight beasts, and if they were all slaughtered and sold for meat, it would be a considerable income.

joke.

So even though Erlangshen opened a store, he didn't make a big publicity. After all, he had nothing to sell, and it would be embarrassing to publicize it.

Now that you see someone looking for you, don't be in a hurry.

How much can the tables, chairs and benches sell for?
If you have this spare time, why not play a few more cards.

Zhou Hao sent it three times in a row, but Erlang Shen was also unshakable, and he would not reply even if the wind blows.

What are you busy with?
The recovery speed of the gods is faster than that of the Yin gods of the underworld.

As for this, Zhou Hao still doesn't know, it's all caused by his own development of Doudizhu.

To be precise, the culprit was sitting opposite Zhou Hao eating noodles, but Zhou Hao was also an important person.

Zhou Hao got angry, and directly sent a chatter window, until the system reminded him that he was speaking too fast and asked him to take a break.

God Erlang was also angry, the card in his hand was not good in the first place, and Zhou Hao was still annoyed.

I don't order hosting anymore, let my two poker friends wait slowly.

"Who are you? What can you do with me?"

Seeing that Erlang God finally replied, Zhou Hao immediately replied: "It's like this, I am Zhou Hao from the mortal world, I picked up something that looks like a magic weapon, there is a burst of energy on it, I don't know what it is, and There's another thing in there, and I want to know what's in there."

Erlang Shen didn't care about how the mortals would find him, but continued to ask: "So?"

"So I want to trouble Shengjun to help me take a look. Of course, I will not let Shengjun use mana for nothing. As long as Shengjun offers a reasonable price, I will never counter the price."

In fact, Erlangshen's stinginess and shrewdness are beneficial, at least he can be hit with money.

Erlang Shen put down the phone, closed his eyes, and calculated in his mind.

Just now, I lost 1200 yin and yang beans in the fight against the landlord, which is 120 cents. I am Erlang Xianshengzhenjun, and I have to talk to Zhou Hao, a mortal, and the appearance fee is 1000 cents. In addition, Zhou Hao wants to borrow his own magic eye , count him cheaper, five thousand cents.

6120 cents coins.

Below this price, this business cannot be done.

"How much money do you have as a mortal?"

The first step is to attract others, and judge how much money Zhou Hao has from Zhou Hao's words, which is an indispensable process.

The price is too high, what if he can't get it out?

If the report is low, don’t you make a lot of money?
Although Zhou Hao said that he was rich and powerful, as long as it was reasonable, he would never bargain.

Erlangshen was afraid that Zhou Hao only had ten or eight yuan in his pocket, and he was sitting in a well watching the sky, not knowing the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.

These ten or eight yuan are enough to buy the immortal energy of the heavenly soldiers. For ordinary people, it is already a great wealth, but in the eyes of Erlangshen, it is not a big number.

"Not much."

Of course Zhou Hao knew what Erlangshen was thinking.

What's wrong?

Are you smart?

Just you?
Is it you who will settle accounts?
Idiots know that Erlang Shen asked this question to find out how many rice Zhou Hao had in his pocket. Zhou Hao's money was not blown by a strong wind. He was just cheated of 2000 million by Taishang Laojun, and he plans to save more money now. Woolen cloth.

Although fighting the landlord is very profitable, Zhou Hao doesn't know when the money will be gone. If he wants to increase his life span by becoming a fairy, he still has a long way to go.

In a word, save what you can.

To say that Zhou Hao is really hard-pressed, in order to save Wang Bing, he made himself have three years of life left, and in order to save Ren Shan, he almost went bankrupt.

Nice guy!
God Erlang knew that Zhou Hao was rich, if it was really what he thought, Zhou Hao was a person who didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, so he would definitely say so.

"I have ten fucking dollars! Hahaha, are you scared?!"

"Then it's hard for me to quote you like this. You also know that I am a fairy. If you give me money, it can't be said to be a 'buy', but a 'please'. For example, if you have ten thousand fairy coins, all If you give it to me, then this young man is very pious. You also give me [-], but your entire property has [-], so it is only one tenth, which means that this matter is not very important to you. There is a saying that sincerity leads to spirit, hehe, don’t you think so?”

(End of this chapter)