Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 523

My whistle on your grandma!

Are you so magical? !

People give you more or less love, but you want to misinterpret this meaning.

what?The more you give, the more pious your heart will be, right? !

What is the difference between your behavior and the temples in the world? !
This can't be blamed on Erlangshen, although he also has great military exploits, such as killing eight monsters, flicking and beating phoenixes, he also made great contributions in the battle of the Conferred Gods, he can be said to be the main combatant at that time.

Even with a huge fortune, he is different from other gods.

Take Monkey King as an example. Although Monkey King is also rich, the money will always be spent. Erlang God has no way to make money, and the money will be gone. No matter how bad Monkey King is, he can still wholesale fruits. What does Erlang God have? ?

Don't you have to plan carefully to live your life?
Everyone envies the longevity of the gods, and it is because they live a happy life that they envy them.

If the gods in the sky, one by one, there is up and down, and they are running around for money all day long, and they are persistent because of love.

At that time, they will envy mortals instead.

Hey, seventy is a rare thing in life, it is not bad to be able to live to 80!
Even so, Zhou Hao couldn't understand Erlang God's difficulties. After all, in Zhou Hao's eyes, the current gods live a good life, have a life span that is not exhausted, and don't have to do anything all day long. How comfortable they are to eat, drink, and dawdle. ?
And I want so much money?
That is inappropriate.

"How about this, I have a total of [-] cents in my account now, how about I give you half of it? You have to leave some money for me to live on, right? To tell you the truth, I am a cultivator, and in the future I will overcome the catastrophe What, you always have to use money to buy some pills and magic weapons, right?"

Zhou Hao, who had already figured out the temper of the gods, didn't believe the nonsense Erlang said.

What is sincerity and spirit?

Apart from true belief, this statement is completely bluffing.

Use a limited amount of money to exchange for the realization of a wish that cannot be limited by money.

What is it not to bluff?

Throwing 1 yuan in the merit box will not guarantee your longevity.

Don't scare me so much, I only have three years left to live, are you afraid that you won't succeed?

Seeing the text sent by Zhou Hao, Erlang God also found it a little inconceivable that a mortal actually possesses [-] immortal coins.

Where did he earn all this?
There are a lot of heavenly soldiers who eat and use up their health in the heavenly court, and Zhou Hao's wealth value is much higher than them.

Erlang Shenjie slid his sword finger to his forehead, only to see a golden light flash, and an eye opened on his forehead.

The three eyes made a "grunt" turn.

"How about this, you give me all the [-] immortal coins, and say hello to me when you are about to cross the catastrophe, I will lend you my three-pointed double-edged knife to cross the catastrophe, medicine pills, and so on. It’s everywhere in the practice room. How about it? It’s a good deal, right? Let me tell you, I, Yang Jian, am such a person, and I like cheating the most... I’m so helpful! After you become a god, I’ll treat you to a drink!”

Is Erlang so good?

How could you even borrow a three-pointed two-edged knife?This is catching up with Monkey King.

At that time, Monkey King was in a hurry to eat durian, which can be said to be excusable, but what about Erlang God?

In a hurry to earn [-] Ming Bao?

Yes.

Nor is it.

If Zhou Hao can really reach that day, Yang Jian, as Erlang Xianshengzhenjun, of course has to honor what he said, otherwise he will reveal this matter in the future, how can he behave?
But well.

It has been hundreds of years that no one has attained enlightenment.

The Heavenly Soldiers have also experienced layoffs. Some Heavenly Soldiers who don't know how to make progress and know how to drink and sleep after work every day have not improved in their cultivation. What awaits them is a dead end.

The Five Decays of Heaven and Man.

Immortals will also die, and these five symptoms will appear before death.

Many low-level gods who are tired of life in the heaven will deliberately not cultivate and return to reincarnation. If there is chaos, the queen mother may open the gate of the peach garden to prolong their lives, but now the four parties are singing and dancing, and there is no war. There are many idlers in the sky.

All in all, Yang Jian believed that Zhou Hao had no chance of becoming a god, so he said so.

Zhou Hao is not a fool. Yue Lao told him who Yang Jian is.

But Zhou Hao didn't know what Yang Jian was thinking, he just thought that Yang Jian couldn't be so generous, and lent him his weapon when the time came.

It is estimated that Yang Jian is now trying to earn me an extra 3 yuan, right?
"Uh... forget it, your three-pointed two-edged sword is not inferior to the golden cudgel when fighting with Monkey King. Don't say that I haven't become a fairy yet, even if I become a fairy, I may not be able to use it. Thirty thousand."

Sixty thousand, I can afford it, but I don't want to be fooled by you like a fool.

Yang Jian took a look and confirmed that Zhou Hao was an idiot.

damn it.

Hey.

Three-pointed two-edged knife!
This is a three-pointed two-edged knife!

You said it yourself, it's not inferior to the Golden Cudgel!

If a normal person would definitely try everything possible to get it, how could there be any reason not to?

Is it just to save the [-] cents?
Stop making trouble, everyone is an adult, as long as you have the qualifications to become a fairy, I will arrange for you to become a fairy!
This is not good?

Is this money wasted wrongly?
"That's wrong, Zhou Hao, I treat you like a brother. To tell you the truth, even if you used a low-level magic weapon and used its full power when you crossed the catastrophe, that's it. If you The three-pointed double-edged knife is used, even if you can't use all the power, even if it is only [-] to [-]%, it is still more powerful than ordinary magic weapons. Moreover, many people can force out their potential during the tribulation. If you can do the same, then your magic weapon will not be able to match your potential after being forced out, and the three-pointed two-edged knife still has a lot of room for improvement, understand?"

Damn it, in order to cheat an extra 3 yuan, what are you doing?

You are Erlang Xiansheng True Monarch!

Shameless? !
Zhou Hao could understand what Erlang Shen said. What he meant was that when crossing the tribulation, using a powerful magic weapon would benefit him a lot.

but.

Fucking heaven and earth, your three-pointed double-edged knife is a treasure, right?

Believe it or not, with a word from me, I can immediately borrow a golden cudgel from Brother Monkey?

Even if Brother Monkey doesn't borrow it, why don't I choose the treasures in the whole store there?

What?
Do not borrow?
You wait, I told my master, you call him a fool.

"Understood, but I really don't need it right now. Otherwise, I'll come to you when I cross the catastrophe in the future. I'm going to put the remaining [-] cents in Yu'e Bao for interest. After all, I don't know yet. When will we be able to cross the catastrophe, okay?"

That's all for the sake of it, if Erlang God keeps chattering, it's too inappropriate, he's still a god after all, and he doesn't want to cheat people like this.

Erlangshen understood that Zhou Hao was just an ordinary person with no big ambitions, and he didn't want to invest in money when he was rich, but wanted to earn interest instead.

Today's young people, I really don't know what to say.

"Hey, I'm really worried about you. I heard that there are a group of people who steal other people's numbers and then transfer the money from other people's accounts. You must be careful! You know, I like to help others, Just a friendly reminder."

So shameless...

"Thirty thousand, is it okay?"

Zhou Hao is annoying enough, I have never seen such a long-winded fairy.

If it's okay, stop talking about it.

I still don't believe it, you are the only one who has Dharma eyes in heaven and earth?Are you the only one who can tell?
Yang Jian also saw that Zhou Hao thought he was annoying, and he knew that he couldn't keep beeping, otherwise this business would have to run away. After all, there are many gods who can help Zhou Hao see what it is.

"Yes, you can send me the things, and I'll take a look."

Get it when you see it!

Zhou Hao took a photo of the wooden lump, and after uploading the treasure, he sent the link to Yang Jian.

Seeing that Zhou Hao marked it as 1 Mingbao, Yang Jian was thinking about it again.

Do you want to add 1 Mingbao later?

Forget it, the price has been negotiated, there can be no variables, and you must be honest when doing business.

No one thought that the all-powerful Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun would have to rely on his third eye to make money now.

The world is so hot...

After Erlangshen got the thing, he also felt that the thing was a bit weird, and there was a hint of evil. After shaking it, he was sure that there was something in it, and then Erlangshen looked at the wooden lump with his third eye.

A burst of golden light shot out.

(End of this chapter)