Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 524 Can't Say

While waiting for the news, Zhou Hao started eating wonton noodles.

"Hey? Why don't you eat it?" Zhou Hao asked Xu Lianwen and Shen Ruian.

Shen Ruian patted his stomach and said, "Didn't you just eat it when you came out? I can't eat it anymore."

Xu Yanwen nodded to express that she couldn't eat any more. She kept noticing Zhou Hao playing with her mobile phone, so she asked, "Who are you chatting with?"

She has a habit, that is, when she comes out to play, that is to play, unless she makes a call or answers a call, she basically does not touch her mobile phone.

There have been several times when classmates and friends invited her out for dinner. Seeing that everyone rarely came out for dinner, Xu Lianwen kept their heads down and were busy playing with their phones.

Why bother?
Everyone can order takeaway at home, and just turn on the video and eat on the phone, so why come out?
This is indeed the case in real life. Many friends become netizens after being around each other.

Zhou Hao stared at his phone while eating wonton noodles, waiting for a reply.

"Erlang God, tell him something..."

As soon as he said it, Zhou Hao regretted it.

Damn, am I having a brain twitch?
How can you say it outside? !
Unexpectedly, Xu Lianwen smiled "puchi" and said, "You are really interesting."

When he said the same thing, Shen Ruian's face turned pale and his skin got goosebumps.

It was as if a gust of wind had blown from the flat ground and poured directly into his neck.

There is no real download volume of the APP, which is a certain fact, but there are so many accounts, but there are still people using them.

Shen Ruian kept thinking, no one downloaded it, could it be that those accounts were used by ghosts?
What Zhou Hao said unintentionally made Shen Ruian's heart jump.

Can Zhou Hao deal with ghosts and gods?

Shen Ruian suddenly remembered what Xu Lianwen said, about Zhou Hao running over a distance of more than ten meters with a "whoosh" sound, and using one hand as a cover for the speeding truck.

This……

This is no accident!
Is Zhou Hao really a fairy? !

fuck!

I'm working for a fairy? !
I am also a god...

Well, I am not.

But I'm also awesome, okay? !
"Hey, just kidding, I don't think you guys are talking, I'm here to liven up the atmosphere, aren't you scared by Xu Sun Dongliang just now?" Zhou Hao quickly changed the subject.

To put it bluntly, Zhou Hao didn't have any skills, and he was the best at talking about topics.

Shen Ruian still didn't speak, he was still in shock, and it happened that Zhou Hao didn't stare at him either.

Xu Yanwen fiddled with the wonton wrappers in the bowl with chopsticks, and said, "Not much, but he is so strong that he threw Gu Yuang into the river all at once. In such a cold day, nothing will happen to him, right?" ?”

Can't die.

Arthritis can be frozen out at most.

Zhou Hao had calculated the parabola of Gu Yuang when he fell, and he was right on the shore, and he could climb up with two thumps.

"No, don't worry, Dongliang will act with discretion."

Heavenly Court, the Temple of the True Monarch.

Under the golden light, Erlangshen could clearly see black gas emanating from the lump of wood in his hand.

The strange thing is that he has never seen this kind of black air before.

Yin Qi, Evil Qi, Death Qi, Bad Qi, Corpse Qi.

Not at all.

This breath doesn't come from China at all!
If it is, then the well-informed Erlang God will definitely be able to tell the difference.

Erlangshen's eyes narrowed, and the golden light shot out was even worse. He could clearly see that the hollow wood was filled with a black iron block, and the iron block was also filled with black air.

Not sure what this is for.

How can this be done?

Zhou Hao spent 3 yuan to invite him to come forward. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he didn't say anything?
It's okay to be ashamed, what if Zhou Hao doesn't pay?

Then am I not working in vain? !
No!

Things like this can't happen!
Have it.

Fuck, I'm so smart.

After thinking of a way, Erlangshen uploaded the wooden bump as a treasure, selling it at [-] cents coins, and then sent it to Zhou Hao.

Seeing the news from Erlangshen, Zhou Hao immediately spent money to buy back the wooden lump.

"How do you say it? What's in it? And what is this energy?" Zhou Hao asked anxiously.

He still wondered what kind of baby it was.

"You confirm receipt first." Erlang Shen said.

Zhou Hao thought so too. Since he was looking for someone else to do business, he had to show sincerity. In order to prevent Erlang Shen from making a move, he was not in a hurry to pay the money. After all, he had suffered from Taishang Laojun.

Now that the family has obviously completed the appraisal, it's time for him to pay.

After Zhou Hao confirmed the receipt of the goods, Erlangshen withdrew all the money from Alipay first, so that Zhou Hao would not apply for seven days for no reason.

Erlangshen didn't know much about this, let alone store credit points, he only knew a little.

There is no money in his account, so even if the refund is automatic, Zhou Hao will not get back the [-] cents.

When Erlang Shen operated these things, it made Zhou Hao panic to death.

"You say it."

Who are you so unconscious?Do I have to remind you?
Erlang Shen sent out the words he thought of before.

"Hey! Dependence arises and extinction, good fortune tricks people, it's God's will!"

Zhou Hao was annoyed when he saw these nonsense.

"speak English."

What, I've already given you money, and you're still playing with my secrets here, is it worth it?
Of course he could do it, otherwise he would lose face.

"Zhou Hao, it's not that I won't tell you, but that I can't tell you."

I wipe?

How dare you tell me this after I confirmed receipt of the goods? !

Why do all your gods in the sky have the same virtue? !
Receive money and do nothing? !
You are waiting, I will sue the Jade Emperor!
and many more.

Jade Emperor seems to be his uncle, right?
fuck!

Embarrassed!

Of the [-] immortal coins, at least [-] were handed over to the Jade Emperor's pocket!
Well, a bunch of gods have nothing to do all day long, just make fun of teasing mortals.

Waiting, you are all waiting!
"What do you mean by that? You put all the money in your pocket, and you sent me away with just one sentence? Can't you?"

Zhou Hao doesn't care, who cares what Erlang God you are, you've made Lao Tzu anxious, I've scolded you too!
"To be honest, there is a big conspiracy hidden in this piece of wood. You should have this calamity in the world. This is fate. I can't destroy it, or I will bear all the karma alone. Although the Jade Emperor is My uncle, but the emperor breaks the law and commits the same crime as the common people, let alone I am not the emperor, do you think so?"

Yes, just do it like this, it’s not that I don’t say it, it’s that I can’t say it, it’s leaking the secret, if I tell you, I’m going to be struck by lightning!
What?Isn't Lei Zhenzi my buddy?

It's my buddy, but if he gives me a bang, it's not a joke, is it? !

"Then according to what you mean, you won't tell me no matter what, right?!"

Zhou Hao's tone became tougher. When he met such a shameless person, he could only make sure that the other party was shameless, and then give a strong condemnation. , I should be unlucky too.

The gods in the sky, I have scolded a lot...

"Didn't I say it? I can't say it. If I say it, the consequences will be very serious! What should I do if I am condemned by God? Who will support my big family? Don't talk about people at that time, my asthma Tengu will starve to death!"

Seeing the frenzied words, Zhou Ha was panting with anger.

"What's wrong with you?" Xu Yanwen asked.

Zhou Hao put down his phone, stared at Xu Yanwen and said, "I'll tell you a secret, Erlang Shen is the most shameless guy in the world!"

Damn, they won't believe it anyway.

Saying this is unintentional, the listener has a heart.

Whether Xu Lian didn't feel anything, or thought that Zhou Hao was enlivening the atmosphere, Shen Ruian was even more afraid.

Looking at Zhou Hao's posture, he obviously suffered from Erlang Shen!

My god, that's Erlang God!

Zhou Hao stared at Erlang Shen's words, wishing he could kill that bastard.

The dog who is also roaring will starve to death.

starve……

starve? !
Got it!

"Okay, if you don't say it, don't say it. I can understand you. After all, I am also a Taoist disciple, but have you ever heard that in the mortal world, there is a particularly awesome thing called dog food?"

Yes, this is Zhou Hao's plan.

First let the Xiaotian dog eat dog food and become addicted, and then give it a stockout.

I see if you say it or not!

Erlang was taken aback.

dog food?

Judging by the name, it seems to be something that dogs eat.

"I haven't heard of it. Why, you want to send me?"

(End of this chapter)