Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 528
Grandma, fool me for a long time, it's cool, isn't it?

It's my turn to fool you... No.

I don't fool people.

I sell so much!
Do you like it or not!
I still don't believe it. Is it really so unpalatable to let you come to me for it twice in a row?
Also average.

Seriously, don't buy it!
When Erlangshen saw the price, his eyes popped out in fright.

80? !

I only earn you 80 in total, and you want [-]? !
Are you too stupid? !
Why is Zhou Hao like this?

It's nothing more than cheating people, but now he's cheating gods!
"No way? Why is this dog food so expensive? 80 can buy a lot of delicious food in Tianting!"

Yes, no matter what else, as far as the price is concerned, 80 can eat several Manchu meals in the sky, why can you only buy bags of dog food in the mortal world?

That's right, there's nothing wrong with that.

When you come to the mortal world, you can buy it without spending a lot of money.

but.

Why are you here?

you come down.

Why don't you come down?

Nowadays, if you want to get dog food, you can only buy it from Zhou Hao!

There is no other place to sell it!

Love to buy or not!

"It turns out that the things in Tianting are so cheap. If I have a chance, I must go up and have a good meal."

Zhou Hao replied lukewarmly.

Don't think my place is expensive, it's because your prices are too low.

No wonder me.

Xiaotiangou read surprise in Erlangshen's eyes, and quickly asked, "Brother, what's wrong?"

What's wrong.

You still have the face to ask what's wrong.

"Do you know how much that bag of dog food sold just now?" Erlang Shen asked in disbelief.

The figure of 80 is always hitting his heartstrings.

"Then how much can you get with a little bit? But such a delicious food is probably not cheap, maybe it costs two hundred cents?" Roaring Sky Dog asked anxiously.

Xiaotiangou knows Erlangshen too well.

Not to mention buying it for me, even if the eldest brother eats it himself, he is usually reluctant to eat something worth two hundred cents.

Erlang Shen sighed, and said, "Two hundred?! Two hundred is not enough to buy a dog food! Then for a bag, Zhou Hao wants 80 cents! 80!"

The more he talked, the more excited he became. Erlang Shen was spitting all over the place.

Zhou Hao felt that the price was not expensive at all. A single durian was sold for 50 cents. Did Monkey King say something nonsense?
Originally, Zhou Hao wanted to set the price at 40 cents. After all, dog food is cheaper than durian, but Erlang God is so cunning.

Go to your uncle.

80 is not negotiable.

If it's too expensive, go elsewhere.

Xiaotiangou's dog's eyes were so wide that it almost fell off. Although he knew in his heart that the dog food would cost more than 200 yuan, he didn't expect it to be so much more.

"Isn't he too dark? Also, who made the dog food so delicious..." Xiao Tianquan muttered.

Originally, Erlangshen wanted to use this number, coupled with his exaggerated acting skills, to convince Xiao Tianquan, but Xiao Tianquan still couldn't forget the dog food.

"Why don't we go eat water-proof horses? I'll let you eat until you're full, how about it?" Erlang Shen asked.

On weekdays, God Erlang is also reluctant to part with the meat of this water-proof horse, not to mention this, even Lieyang Beast is the same.

Xiaotiangou's eyes gradually dimmed. He knew how much Erlangshen's property was. Although dog food was expensive and cost 80 a pack, let alone 80, even 800 million, Erlangshen could easily take it out.

But God Erlang is too frugal in his daily life, always saying that immortal coins are not easy to earn, if he is not more frugal, with their unlimited lives, what will happen when the limited immortal coins are used up?
Now the world is not good, and the salary is low. Without war, one cannot make meritorious service, and one cannot make meritorious service.
"Then, forget it, I don't want to eat..." Xiao Tianquan said in a low voice, then turned around slowly.

Seeing Xiaotiangou's lonely back, Erlangshen felt uncomfortable, as if his heart had been pulled.

Erlangshen is stingy... No, frugality is frugality, but he and Xiaotiangou have had a relationship for thousands of years.

This is an authentic break of the relationship between bones and tendons.

Linked to the dog?
Stop it you.

Erlangshen never regarded Xiaotiangou as a dog, but his comrade-in-arms and brother!
"Wait!" Although Erlang Shen's voice was loud, he could hear the reluctance in it.

Xiaotian Quan was taken aback, feeling as if he had an auditory hallucination, but the voice was so real.

Before Xiao Tiangou turned around, Erlang Shen continued: "I'll discuss it with Zhou Hao again to see if it can be cheaper."

As soon as this remark came out, Xiao Tiangou was flattered on the spot.

Big brother is willing to spend 80 yuan to buy dog ​​food for me? !

This shit, he was so moved that tears were about to fall.

"Hey!" Xiao Tianquan nodded vigorously and said.

Erlang Shen took a deep breath and found Zhou Hao again.

"Zhou Hao, no, brother! Can this dog food be any cheaper? You don't know, my aunt, the queen mother also has a dog, and I thought it would be her old man's birthday soon, so I can get a pack of new things Give it to her, hehe."

Seeing what Erlang Shen said, Zhou Hao didn't care whether he was true or not, as long as he came to buy it anyway.

"Oh, then you can just take a picture of this link, and you know the speed of delivery here."

Then Zhou Hao threw a link to him.

Seeing Zhou Hao's cold tone, Erlang Shen also felt troubled.

what does it mean?

I call you brother, you just answer me oh oh?

If it were normal, Erlang Shen would have lost his temper.He looked up at Xiaotian Quan now, and found that Xiaotian Quan was looking forward to it.

"Hey! Can this be cheaper? We are already acquaintances, so can't you just give me the original price? You know that the fairy coins in Heavenly Court are not easy to earn now."

Zhou Hao leisurely took a puff of cigarette, and then replied: "How can I, I will give you a [-]% discount, how about it? Interesting enough?"

Look, your face is not small.

Open your mouth, and I'll save you [-] cents on the spot.

However, Erlang Shen still couldn't be satisfied with this.

"This discount is too small, isn't it? Brother, 72, in the sky, you can eat dragon meat!"

No bragging at all, guaranteed to keep you full.

Zhou Hao was also taken aback.

There are often such things in the mortal world. For example, when a certain cook cooks a dish very delicious, some people will praise that this thing is better than dragon meat.

But in fact, who has eaten dragon meat?

Have you ever seen it?
"Oh? Can you still eat dragon meat in the sky?" Zhou Hao asked.

If this is true, then I will get some to try some other day, anyway, now I have money and stand up.

"Isn't this necessary! But this thing is quite difficult to get, and it must be a dying dragon, a dragon in its prime, most people dare not eat it, and it must be approved by the dragon. This kind of dragon is generally The one who pulls the chariot for the Jade Emperor has a relatively low status, but even so, not everyone can eat it, but the Jade Emperor is my uncle, and I have channels in my hands... Hehe, otherwise, I will take two catties Do you trade dragon meat for dog food?"

This Nima.

This Nima!
Trade dragon meat for dog food!

Thank you for being able to speak!

If the people in the pet shop hear this, they will not be happy to jump more than 30 meters high.

But Zhou Hao can't agree to him right now, this thing, if the relationship is good in the future, are you afraid that you won't be able to eat it?

Besides, with his own cultivation, Zhou Hao was afraid of death if he casually ate dragon meat.

In the future, if I have enough cultivation base, I really want to eat it, why should I just go to the Jade Emperor?

Why separate a layer of relationship?

One hundred million yin and yang beans, in exchange for two catties of dragon meat.

Change or not?
"Forget it, you also know my current situation, just eating dragon meat like this, I'm afraid of exploding and dying, ha ha."

Don't try to negotiate terms with me.

If you really want to talk about it, then I will make the condition!
The resourceful Erlang Shen immediately came up with a countermeasure.

"So what's the matter? It just so happened that an old dragon was dying recently. I'll change it with you first. If it doesn't work, I'll give you a magic weapon of space. The time in it is fixed. You put it in, and it will take three to five hundred years. It can’t be broken, and when you want to cross the catastrophe, take a bite, it’s full of cultivation, how about it?”

not so good.

Who cares about your magic weapon?
Who doesn't?

"Forget it, my master is a dragon, I dare not eat this, haha."

Zhou Hao didn't know what Zhang Shanyuan belonged to, but in order to fool Erlang God, he was going all out.

Erlangshen frowned, not knowing how many years.

No one has yet made Erlang Shen into trouble.

After all, he has boundless mana and supernatural powers, and he is still a relative of the emperor, who would dare to provoke him?

"Then what do you say!"

(End of this chapter)