Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 529 I Don't Know

There is really no one who can push Erlang Shen into a desperate situation.

Of course, there are people who are more noble than Erlang God, but they have nothing to do with Erlang God, and they can't control him.

In the past, Erlang God guarded the Nantian Gate, but later someone came up with a good idea.

Hang a mobile phone on the Nantian Gate, turn on the camera, and put a clone of Erlang God there.

From then on, Erlang Shen became the most idle group of people.

Except for a few brothers who have a good relationship, I don't have much contact with others. I just stay at home all day and study how to save money.

The corners of Zhou Hao's mouth curled up, and his eyes narrowed.

let me say?
Then I'll just say it.

"It's actually like this. I'm not very short of fairy coins. After all, there are many things in the sky that I can't use. I just want to know what the piece of wood I gave you just now is. If you tell me , then I will give you a bag of dog food, you know, I am not a stingy person, how about it?"

Hey.

I still don't believe it.

What kind of secret is so awesome that even Erlang Shen dare not say it.

When Erlang Shen saw what Zhou Hao said, he immediately realized it.

From the beginning to the end, Zhou Hao dug a big hole for himself.

I'll just say it.

Where is such a good thing!

If you still think it’s good, you can buy it. If you don’t think it’s good, it’s okay if you don’t buy it.

No one does business like that at all! ?
"Don't take you, this, this is a secret, if you say it easily, then I will be in big trouble..."

Eh, how can I say this.

Although I am stingy, I am also a person who wants to save face. I can't tell him that I can't see it, can I?

So where can I put my face?

Zhou Hao was not in a hurry after reading it.

After all, Erlang Shen's tone was not so firm anymore.

"Oh, forget it, I still have something to do, I'll come to you to borrow the three-pointed double-edged knife before I cross the catastrophe, goodbye."

Then Zhou Hao clicked "Invisible", and his profile picture immediately turned gray.

Zhou Hao is not in a hurry, Erlang is in a hurry.

If a mortal wants to become an immortal, when will he be able to do so?

Many people can't even break through the dark energy in their lifetime, let alone become immortals.

The mortal world does not know how many years, no one can ascend to become a god.

It can be said that Zhou Hao's offline is likely to last for several decades.

"Slow down, slow down! Can't I tell you!"

Erlang Shen glanced at Xiao Tiangou from a distance, and said angrily: "For you, I don't even want my face!"

Xiaotiangou didn't know what happened, but he could roughly guess that it was Erlang God who begged a mortal for him.

Although he still refused to spend money to buy it, but Erlang Shen was able to do so, and Xiaotiangou was also very happy.

Can meet such a big brother.

This life is not in vain!
However, after Zhou Hao waited for the cigarette to go out by itself, he flicked it into the trash can, and then lit another one.

I can't reply now, otherwise Erlang Shen will know what tricks he is playing.

"Are you down?"

"Wait a minute!"

"Don't you want to know what's in there?"

Erlangshen paced back and forth anxiously, Xiao Tiangou also remained silent, for fear that Erlangshen would be troubled.

What happened to Zhou Hao?

Didn't I promise him all this?
How does he say that he will go offline when he goes offline?

After Zhou Hao finished smoking his second cigarette, he slowly clicked on the "online" status.

"I'm sorry, I just found out that there is still one item that hasn't been delivered, so I logged in to check it out, then tell me, I'll listen."

Seeing Zhou Hao's profile light up again, Erlangshen was indescribably happy, as if Xiao Tiangou had eaten dog food.

"Then you give me the dog food first, and then I'll tell you, a gentleman is as fast as he says."

This has to be agreed in advance, otherwise after I tell Zhou Hao, Zhou Hao won't give me dog food, where can I find him?
Zhou Hao frowned.

"Can't you? I've given it to you before, don't you believe me?"

Fuck, the whole world revolves around you?
Why?
Just because you are a fairy?

"Hey, this is a secret, so, the so-called, divination is not lightly calculated, and the law is not lightly passed on. There are rules in it. If I break the secret, I must get it. When you hear the secret, you must give it. If it is an ordinary Small things, with our friendship, I don’t need to bother so much, but this is a major secret, what if you were struck by lightning immediately after hearing it? Right?”

Good guy, Zhou Hao also finds it interesting to coax and deceive.

He doesn't think that a mortal can hold any important secrets, this is at most just Erlang Shen's rhetoric.

But don't say it, this rhetoric is really flawless, and Zhou Hao can't find any reason.

"That's fine, gods don't lie, I'll give you dog food first." Then Zhou Hao sent a link for 1 cent coin to Erlangshen.

Erlang Shen bought it immediately, and Zhou Hao also found him immediately.

"Tell me."

The moment Erlangshen got the dog food, Xiaotiangou rushed over immediately, but Erlangshen understood this time, he had to be restrained, and finished a bag in three to five seconds.

But?
You don't have a clue about your appetite?

Anyway, before Erlangshen bought it, he had already thought about it. In the future, Xiaotian Dog would add such a piece of dog food to every meal, so that he could eat it for a long time.

Seeing Zhou Hao's message, Erlangshen didn't intend to play tricks, after all, among the shortcomings that Yuelao said about him, there is no such thing as being mean and shameless.

Even though Erlang God played tricks before, it wasn't truly shameless.

"You promise me first, and after I tell you, you can't be angry."

Although they got the things, the bag would always be eaten up, and Erlangshen would always beg Zhou Hao, so Erlangshen still cared about Zhou Hao's feelings.

If Zhou Hao offends to the end, he won't be able to eat this dog food in the future.

Zhou Hao frowned, feeling that something was going on inside.

"Okay, you say."

Erlangshen hesitated for a while, and after organizing his words, he finally told Zhou Hao.

"Actually, to be honest, this is not a secret at all. The atmosphere outside is very strange even to me. I can be sure that this wood does not come from China. I don't know what it is based on my thousands of years of experience. , that is definitely not from Huaxia, and inside, there is a thing like an iron block, which exudes the same atmosphere as the outside. The reason why I didn't tell you is that if I tell you the truth, you will look down on me, so just so."

Although Erlang Shen said such a long paragraph, it was completely nonsense, and he didn't say what it was at all.

But for Zhou Hao, it was already very helpful.

Since it is not Chinese, it is foreign.

With whom, or with what organization, did you have a holiday in a foreign country?

It's clear at a glance.

Hidden kill.

Fuck you, you actually chased me to Suzhou, and you know I went to Qiandeng.

Awesome!

Zhou Hao could probably guess what it was. The opponent was so powerful, he definitely didn't drop it by accident, and if the thing was dropped, the person would be gone.

This Nima is a pit.

Big pit.

Deep pit!

It can be said that Erlang God has already helped Zhou Hao.

but.

Zhou Hao couldn't let him go so easily.

Originally, 1000 celestial coins could be done, but Erlang Shen was stunned to spend more than [-] real money to figure it out.

The point is that so much effort has been wasted on it.

"Damn, aren't you lying to me?! After talking for a long time, I still haven't made it clear what this is. I don't want you to be like this!"

Obviously, Zhou Hao was angry.

Erlang Shen also became uneasy.

"It's like not taking you. Didn't you promise me? Don't be angry. You can't break your word."

Well, if this guy is still beating him up, it will be embarrassing for this damn.

Embarrassing yarn.

Is Zhou Hao such a master who is easy to be bullied?
Do the math with your own fingers, how many of those who offended Zhou Hao will end well?
Zhang Shanmo, I don't know what he's doing right now.

Zuo Ci, no one knows where he is hiding now.

Taishang Laojun, if you have the ability, you jump to the 33rd heaven to fight with him!

"It's such a thing, Li'er is such a rationale, but look for yourself, what kind of business are you doing?! Originally, I thought that the gods in the sky have no desires and no desires. You can't lie and deceive people! Tell yourself, how to solve this matter!"

How can anyone be so powerful, but if he sins against himself, the other party will have no good end?

nonexistent.

It can only be said that Zhou Hao, relatively speaking, was not so easily bullied by the other party.

Having said that, even the Jade Emperor suffered a disadvantage in Zhou Hao's hands, so he can have Zhou Hao's achievements.

It can already be said to be No.1 in the Three Realms.

What do you want from me?

Havoc?

I don't have the guts, let alone the ability.

Facing Zhou Hao's words, Erlang Shen was also a little embarrassed. After all, he was at fault, and that's what he thought when he wanted to make the decision.

"Zhou Hao, the matter has come to this point, I have nothing to say, now you have to bring the matter to the Jade Emperor, and I will be punished at most, anyway, you also have evidence, or, I owe you a favor, who will dare to give you a favor in the heavenly court in the future?" You wear small shoes, you just report my name, although I am not a powerful person, I can't compare with Sanqing and Siyu, but in the next generation, almost everyone will give me Yang Jian a face, how about it?"

God Erlang's face is neither big nor small, aside from the name of being a real monarch, he is also a relative of the emperor, anyway, dragon meat is something that ordinary people can't get.

What's more, Erlang God's force value is quite awesome, even Monkey King may not be able to surpass him.

All in all, it's still the same sentence, just accept it when you see it.

It is not easy for Erlang Shen to say that.

"That's all right, I can understand what you said, I'm not a stingy person, so let's do this first, come to me when the dog food is finished, and I'll give you a half discount."

In this way, one bag can save 40 cents.

It is also very powerful.

Erlangshen laughed inwardly.

mortal.

After all, they are mortals.

In heaven, no one will give you small shoes, okay?
You can't get up at all!

Hahahahaha!
I still don't believe it, there are so many Taoists, Taoist geniuses, many people have been working hard for two or three hundred years, but you can't do it, you, a mortal boy, can do it?
Bragging!
And at the beginning, Erlang God fooled Zhou Hao, saying that it was reasonable to lend him his three-pointed two-edged sword before Zhou Hao crossed the catastrophe.

As long as you pay an extra [-] cents coins, you can get such treatment.

But if Zhou Hao can't live to cross the catastrophe, isn't everything just on paper?
Eh.

How lonely it is to be invincible!

I'm lonely!
"Okay, then it's settled."

Although Zhou Hao doesn't know what Erlang God thinks so now, he feels much better. Knowing that the wood is a trick, things are much easier to handle, at least it can disrupt the opponent's plan.

At the risk of being discovered, the other party also came to throw such a piece of wood to Zhou Hao. Obviously, this piece of wood is a very important thing.

And Erlangshen's thought, Zhou Hao didn't take it seriously at all.

At the beginning, Monkey King and Zhou Hao said that if something happened in Tianting, they should report their names.

Later, Zhou Hao and Taishang Laojun had some conflicts. Isn't it also because of Monkey King?

Who said that if I don't go to heaven, I can't offend people?
Nima's brain is sick, right?

Zhou Hao, who was in a good mood, continued to talk to Erlangshen: "When eating, you can let the Xiaotian dog make the body smaller, or make the dog food bigger, so that you can eat it for a long time."

Erlangshen did not think of this method, but when Zhou Hao mentioned it, he reminded Erlangshen.

This also made Erlang God feel a little guilty.

Hey, although Zhou Hao is a shrewd guy, he is not a bad person after all. I am already like this. He even told me this method. If he didn’t tell me, I might buy a lot of dog food from him in the future Yes, if he has difficulties in the future, I must do my best to help him, yes, that's it!

Earlier, there was a sentence.

Many times, it's cooler to let someone admire you than to let someone fear you.

The matter at this end was just settled, and the Jade Emperor urged him again.

"Zhou Hao, do you still have that durian? Get me some more."

(End of this chapter)