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Chapter 560 Tianwei
Originally, Dao Chuan still wanted to talk about it. After all, this is Huaxia. What if he really killed Zhou Hao and caused unnecessary trouble for himself?
Don't say that Zhou Hao's master is a god, the Huaxia Daomen alone is enough for them to drink a pot.

No matter what, I am also a Japanese man. If I come to Huaxia without worshiping the mountain or saying hello, I will kill people in the Taoist school.

It's okay to let Zhou Hao go, but I have to get something, right?

The only thing that can be linked to Zhou Hao's life is Xu Sundongliang's eyes.

According to legend, there are three evil spirits in Nigi, namely Daitengu, Shuten-douji, and Nine-tailed Fox Tamamo-mae.

You must have heard of the big tengu among them.

There has been a story of a dog eating the moon since ancient times in China.

However, those who live on the earth, the Chinese moon has been eaten, and the Japanese and wooden ones can still be there?
So in Rimu, people believe that it was the evil spirit of the big tengu who ate the moon.

So what does all this have to do with Xu Sundongliang's eyes?

It's too relevant.

If it is said that Shuten-douji and Nine-Tailed Fox are both masters who can feed the whole family without hunger, then Daitengu is different, it has a master.

Coincidentally, the eyes of the owner of the big tengu also have no dark eyes.

It's just that the owner of the big tengu is really legendary, and almost no one has seen it in Riki, so not many people know it.

And what a coincidence, Dao Chuan is one of the few people.

If Xu Sundongliang's eyes are the same as those of the owner of the big tengu.

So these eyes must not be worth more than Zhou Hao's life?

Take it back for research, dig out your own eyeballs, and replace them with this one.

Don't you think you're awesome?
But Xu Sundongliang was not in the mood to negotiate at all, and inexplicably launched the arrow version of Lingxiao Nine Swords, coupled with Zhiji's hypocrisy and deceit, Daochuan couldn't help it.

Think about it or forget it.

How could the eyes of a character who only survived in legends appear in China?It is more important to avenge the mountain dog.

Not only the mountain dog, but also his own lively little life was killed by Zhou Hao.

But where did the thunder in the sky come from?
This has to start from 10 minutes ago.

heaven.

Lingxiao Palace.

This is the Jade Emperor's office, even if he doesn't work normally, he has to sit here stupidly.

"Report..."

A hurried voice came.

The Jade Emperor managed to turn the peasant into a landlord, and captured the two kings, so he didn't want to pay attention to the man in the auditorium.

I don't know how many years there have been no major incidents, and it is estimated that it is not a serious incident now.

But the Jade Emperor changed his mind.

No, they have all reported to me, so this matter must be serious.

Look up.

"Clairvoyance, why are you so flustered?"

Well, looking up, I really don't know whose mouth the voice came from.

After all, I haven't seen Clairvoyance for hundreds of years.

Just 30 seconds in the morning, start playing if you have something to do, and leave the court if you have nothing to do.

Without even finishing a yawn, the so-called morning court was over.

Who has seen you before!
Qianliyan under the hall knelt on one knee and clasped his fists.

"Showing the Jade Emperor, I saw someone trampling on the imperial decree in the mortal world. It is really a disrespectful act. If you don't punish it severely, the majesty of the heaven will not be preserved!"

You are purely afraid that the world will not be chaotic!
If someone steps on an imperial decree and you are peeping, can you still...

What?
Holy decree? !
Who dares to step on Lao Tzu's imperial decree? !
"This matter is of great importance, and we need to invite all the immortal families to discuss this matter together!"

How should I put it, this matter can actually be big or small, to put it mildly, people just stepped on it, and there is no end to seeing it?Isn't it idle to make such a mobilization of teachers and people?

On a bigger scale, the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court is the ruler of the Three Realms, and the imperial decree written by him is casually trampled on, how is that decent?

If you don't give the Jade Emperor any face, you're asking for your own death, okay?

Friends who have read Journey to the West know that the county magistrate of Fengxian County accidentally overthrew the altar dedicated to the Jade Emperor, and then the Jade Emperor, whose heart is smaller than a needle nose, let them live there for several years. If it doesn't rain, I don't know how many people died.

He also worked out several unlocking methods in Tianting, saying that the chickens had to finish pecking the rice mountain, the dog licked the dough mountain, and a small candle, and the copper lock had to be burned before it would rain on them.

You can kill people directly.

Why is it so bad?
Jade Emperor's character is like this, and now that something like this happened, he doesn't want to let it go easily, it just happens that there has been no major incident in the sky for many years, so let's just count it as one.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor roared in the WeChat group, and all the immortals rushed over in an instant.

"Things are just as clairvoyance said, what do you think about it?" Jade Emperor asked.

Although Sun Wukong belongs to Buddhism, after others came, it was said that it was the holy decree of the Jade Emperor that people stepped on the mortal world.

Isn't this bullshit?

How could the imperial decree from heaven go to the mortal world?
If there is such a possibility, it has absolutely nothing to do with Zhou Hao.

So Monkey King used his golden eyes to check the mortal world.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, just look at it.

It was discovered that Zhou Hao was beaten like a dead dog.

"Old Jade Emperor! No, no, Jade Emperor, let my old grandson go down this matter! My old grandson promises to take care of the guy who offends your majesty, and don't embarrass us in heaven!"

Even if Zhou Hao's kindness to Huaguo Mountain and Sun Wukong is not as great as a mountain, they are still close to each other.

Now that Zhou Hao is suffering, how can his Brother Monkey not help him?

Erlangshen felt that something was wrong. On the one hand, it was a matter of the imperial decree, and on the other hand, it was because Monkey King was so active.

There must be ghosts in here.

So he also opened his Dharma Eye and looked towards the mortal world.

His sharp eyes are no worse than those of fiery eyes, so he also saw Zhou Hao's situation at once, and Dao Chuan who stepped on the imperial decree.

Huh?
The round energy ball in that person's hand looks very familiar.

Isn't it the one that Zhou Hao sent me? !
Immediately, Erlang God came out, clasped his fists and said in a crying voice: "I am an uncle... No, no, Qi Zou Jade Emperor, let me go out. As the number one god general of the Nantianmen, I should take it as my duty to defend the reputation of the Heavenly Court." , such a thing must not be allowed to exist!"

It is a lie to help Zhou Hao fight, and Erlang Shen has to use his abacus to calculate everything in his heart.

If it is a normal matter, it must consume mana to fight against others, right?
Can't these magical powers be cultivated by themselves?
Calculate the time for these exercises according to your own salary.

It is not mana that is used.

It's fucking money!
The key is that the sky eye was opened just now, which also requires mana.

It can be said that for this order, right? For this matter, I have already invested. If I can't get a return, this is a loss-making business!

How to return?
I fuck.

Are you having a shit race in your head?
Let me do the math for you again, assuming that the Jade Emperor approves me to go down to earth for half an hour, I will kill him with a snap of my fingers, and the rest of the time I can go to the heavenly court as a purchasing agent to buy some things that the heavenly court cannot buy.

No money?

You can borrow it from Zhou Hao!I have such a good relationship with him!right?
Then this will be a huge sum of money!

A bag of dog food is worth hundreds of thousands of cents, if there is too much, I will buy a hundred bags.

Do your own calculations, and stop talking nonsense to you.

Somehow.

Nezha suddenly came out.

"Qi Zou Jade Emperor, let the humble officials go!"

I rub.

Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen got angry, and said in unison: "Why are you jumping out to join in the fun?!"

It was true at first, Sun Wukong and Zhou Hao had a friendship, and as for Erlang God, everyone knew that Erlang God got dog food from Zhou Hao.

How do others know?

Not a huffing dog yet?

I have nothing to do all day long, so I just take a piece of dog food that is bigger than his mother's tombstone, and get it wherever I go, and everyone I meet will say that it is a good thing from the mortal world, and I can't eat it without special channels.

Hearing these beasts, they went back and told their masters, no, everyone knows that even the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are not spared.

Tell me what this is called, to get dog food in front of monkeys.

Isn't this typical Asby?
Nezha didn't expect that a word he said casually would have such a big repercussions, seeing all the immortals staring at him.

"I, I think you all want to go down, so I'll go down and have a look too. After all, it's been so many years, who wouldn't want to go down and have a look?" Nezha scratched his head and said.

All right.

It doesn't matter if you don't say it, once you say it, everyone f*cking booed.

Eight Immortals, Giant Spirit God, Lei Zhenzi, Big Dipper Seven Star Lord, Nandou Six Star Lord, Five Star Seven Star Lord, Celestial Master Zhang Daoling, Emperor Zhenwu, Emperor Wenchang, God of Plague, God of Wealth, Real Man of Nanhua...

Even the Barefoot Immortal scratched his feet and said he would go.

Not to mention the Barefoot Immortal, even Tota Li Tianwang raised his hand high, saying that anyone who dares to compete with him will be impatient.

"Why am I still afraid of you?"

"That's right, if you don't accept it, go out and practice."

"You guys go to practice, anyway, I'm going."

have to.

There was a direct quarrel, and it was almost done.

Seeing the noisy scene in the hall, the Jade Emperor couldn't hold back his face anymore. This nima is in the Lingxiao Palace, do you think it is in your own home?

Ha ha.

What did they say at school?

When cleaning.

Classmates, we must be serious when we are on duty, and we must take good care of our campus. Look at that Xiao Ming, who always likes to spit everywhere. Does he do the same at home?

So everyone must treat the campus as their own home!
When you are late for school.

Xiao Ming, why are you late again?Do you think that school is your home?Come whenever you want? !
Oh shit.

Did Xiao Ming dig your ancestral grave?

Far away.

If so, it is really unreasonable for all the immortal families to be so noisy in the Lingxiao Palace. As their ruler, the Jade Emperor must have no face.

The Jade Emperor couldn't bear it anymore, but he couldn't get angry, he couldn't be easily fooled, couldn't he?

So ever.

The Jade Emperor put his hands on the desk and said lightly: "Who can say one more thing, cut it, 500 years of cultivation."

(End of this chapter)