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Chapter 561 Tianlei
how to say.

This Jade Emperor, although his behavior is a little wretched, he is still the ruler of the Three Realms.

There are people who dare not give him face, but not many.

Let's talk about Sanqing, although the status is higher than that of the Jade Emperor, but on such occasions, it is still necessary to give the Jade Emperor face.

Ok.

Even Sanqing gave the Jade Emperor face, what about the others?
This is even more to be given!

Then it's time to witness the miracle.

What is silence?

This is!
None of the immortals said anything, even Monkey King, who was quarreling and looking for Li Jing to single out, also fell silent.

Although Sun Wukong is not under his control, as I said before, the Jade Emperor is wretched.

The ghost knows if he will sneak to the Tathagata Buddha to make a small report or something.

It is not that the Jade Emperor has never done such a thing.

200 years ago, Sun Wukong really had nothing to play, so he ran to find the Jade Emperor, and said that he was playing rock-paper-scissors, and whoever won would pull a hair of the opponent.

At that time, the Jade Emperor didn't turn his head around, and he was really bored, so he agreed.

Grandma, what is this called?
Playing hair-plucking with monkeys, the hair on his body is what he is most afraid of.

The two fought for three days and three nights, and each had his own victory or defeat. Monkey King was fine, and he had many hairs, so he could cover it.

But what about the Jade Emperor?

In a daze, Zhou Hao turned into the Mediterranean Sea.

Sun Wukong is also weak and bad. When he pulled it out, he added mana to the pores on the Jade Emperor's scalp. Afterwards, the Jade Emperor struggled to change back.

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to ask Sun Wukong to change back for him, but Sun Wukong refused, saying that he was tired of fighting against the Buddha, and wanted to go to the Peach Garden to see the garden.

What the hell is this called?Ask a monkey to visit Taoer.

If you do something stupid once, you must never do it a second time, and the queen mother is also strict, so she didn't agree to Sun Wukong.

Monkey King is not easy to mess with, so he didn't buy Monkey King's account.

Everyone can guess the result later, the Jade Emperor really ran to the Tathagata Buddha to complain.

Don't talk about hair, say that Sun Wukong's six roots are not clean, he finally became a Buddha, and now he doesn't want to be a Buddha anymore, he wants to jump to the heaven and become Bi Mawen.

Tathagata Buddha is an existence with great wisdom. He pinches his fingers and counts, and he can clearly calculate what happened.

In the end, he, a good old man, helped the Jade Emperor cure his baldness, and punished Sun Wukong to copy the scriptures of the Great Sun Tathagata [-] times.

It's really my day.

So Sun Wukong doesn't make any noise now, just be a quiet and beautiful man, no, no, a beautiful monkey.

The Jade Emperor himself had no idea. There were regulations in the three realms before, and the gods could not be allowed to descend to the earth easily. The demon world also had to hide its own demons. Even the underworld was just a simple seduction. Those Yin gods who can touch the souls of the hooked people are not allowed to come to the world at will.

Even mortal cultivators will let them hide themselves to the greatest extent.

Not only in China, but in any other country where gods exist.

Because the mortal world belongs to mortals, it is enough to properly manage it and form a belief, too much involvement in the mortal world is not conducive to the real development of the mortal world.

"Taishang Laojun, in your opinion, should this be handled?" Jade Emperor asked Taishang Laojun.

If you want to say that you are highly respected, you must be too old. Many of the immortal families who quarreled just now are his disciples and grandchildren.

Erlang God and Nezha winked at him, saying in their hearts: "Master, let me go down, let me go!"

Taishang Laojunquan pretended not to see it, he cleared his throat, and said: "Ordinary people do such absurd things regardless of the power of heaven, just divide by the thunder of heaven, don't bother the immortals to come down to earth."

There is nothing wrong with this.

No one is to blame.

Of course, even if someone offended, no one dared to say anything.

Everyone was silent, and their faces were full of bitterness. After all, if they could really go down and take a one-day trip to the mortal world, it would be enough to brag about it for a lifetime.

Because no one has ever been to the mortal world, why can't I just brag about it?

The others are fine, after all, the Supreme Lord has already spoken, so what else is there to argue about?
Monkey King also lost his temper, as long as he can save Zhou Hao, it doesn't matter if he can't get down.

The worst thing is Erlangshen. A purchasing agent plan went to waste, and he lost a lot of money.

No.

It is not earning less at all, but losing money.

Let's do the math.

I opened the Sky Eye once before, and the brainpower it took to conceive the plan of purchasing on behalf of others, and the brainpower it took to calculate the things that are being calculated now.

I fuck.

What a fucking loss!

Others are unhappy, but Lei Zhenzi is happy.

He can be regarded as a talkative person in the Ministry of Lei, Wen Zhong, the leader of the Ministry of Lei, hardly cares about things, even if no one else comes to Lingxiao Palace, he is almost retreating to the second line.

If Wen Zhong didn't speak, then the entire Leibu almost belonged to him.

this person.

I will chop!
When the Taishang Laojun said so, the Jade Emperor also agreed, so that he could punish those who despise the majesty of the heavens, without letting the gods go down to earth, killing two birds with one stone.

The meeting adjourned.

Everyone knows that Lei Zhenzi has a pair of wings on his back. In some film and television works, Lei Zhenzi is depicted holding a big hammer and chisel.

Hit the chisel with a hammer, and lightning is released.

Nonsense.

Lei Zhenzi's real weapon is actually a golden stick.

At this moment, Lei Zhenzi came to Yichongtian, flapped his wings behind his back, the wind made thunder, and the golden stick swung down violently.

"Boom!" a voice.

The thick sky thunder split Dao Chuan into pieces between lightning and flint.

The plot turned so fast that no one thought that the extremely mighty Dao Chuan was actually struck to death by a thunderbolt.

You must know that this is a thunder from the sky. Although it is not as good as the five thunders, it is still something thrown from the sky.

Don't talk about Chuan's body, even the puppet master in his body was wiped out, let alone his ridiculous will.

After the thunder passed, everyone standing on the ground felt numb in their feet.

Lei Zhenzi took a picture of all this with his mobile phone and returned to his life. Halfway through the flight, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Among the heinous people in the world, there will be a few who need to be struck by thunder.

If I want to do this kind of thing, it's easy!

What is there to be happy about? !

Oh shit.

It's a waste of work and a waste of mana. With this kind of work, it's better than fighting the landlord!

Orchid was almost dumbfounded.

This, what does this mean?
Is it the power from the Chinese gods?

It's... too scary!
Ren Shan hurried forward to check Zhou Hao's injuries.

Just as he was about to help Zhou Hao feel his pulse, Zhou Hao pushed Ren Shan's hand away.

"I'm fine. Nuwa jade protected my heart at the critical moment. Damn it, Dao Chuan's fist smashed my fucking skull. It took me a long time to fix it." Zhou Hao said with lingering fear.

Seeing that Zhou Hao was fine, Ren Shan also let out a deep breath.

Zhao Wunian is similar, as long as he is fine.

"Okay, let's go now, so as not to cause trouble." Ren Shan said.

Zhou Hao smiled, looked up at the sky, and felt that his fairy friend must be helping him.

What happened before, Zhou Haomen Qinger.

Looking at the stunned Zhi Ji, Zhou Hao didn't think she could pose a threat to him, so Zhou Hao came to Xu Sun Dongliang and helped him up.

Xu Sundongliang just stood still.

With a "bang", Zhou Hao punched Xu Sun Dongliang on the cheek.

Xu Sundongliang staggered and almost fell again.

"Are you fucking crazy?! Bewitched by the enemy, you suspected your brother?!"

As soon as this punch was finished, Zhou Hao regretted it.

But Zhou Hao was really angry, he didn't expect this kind of behavior to be so disgusting.Not long ago, I also looked like this, thinking about it, I feel a little ashamed.

Forget it, Ren Shan slapped me back then, and now I will punch you too.

even.

Xu Sun Dongliang looked at Zhou Hao, and said coldly: "Don't you think the matter is weird? How can there be such a coincidence?"

It's okay not to talk about it, but when Zhou Hao is mentioned, it will become even more popular.

"Can you fucking think about it with your brain?! Ren Shan and Danian would betray us? If it was true, we would have died hundreds of times already! Let me tell you, not to mention Ren Shan and Danian It's Zhang Shanmo's people, even if they were, they would definitely not harm..."

Before Zhou Hao finished speaking, he saw Xu Lianwen behind Xu Sun Dongliang.

"Hurry up and go back, what are you doing out?" Zhou Hao said hastily.

This shit is still fighting, why die?
Xu Lianwen looked at Zhou Hao with dull eyes, without saying a word.

Zhou Hao realized something was wrong, and immediately looked at Zhi Ji.

Zhi Ji was pinching a pistol in her hand.

"Hurry up and hand over the holy fire gun, or you won't leave alive today." Zhiji said fiercely.

Although Tianlei shocked Zhiji, Zhiji soon came back to her senses.

Perhaps the reason why Dao Chuan was struck by lightning was because he intended to kill Zhou Hao with his own hands, and before that, he had already seriously injured Zhou Hao.

But if he wanted to kill Zhou Hao, he didn't have to do it himself.

To put it bluntly, it would be better to be struck by lightning than to fail the mission and return to the organization and be tortured to death by the leader.

Refreshing, there is no pain at all, and it will be over in one go.

Nomura is a lesson for himself. He has always been unrestrained, but in the end he was murdered by the leader?

Zhou Hao narrowed his eyes, and suddenly thought of Xu Lianwen's abnormality, fearing that he could not be separated from the woman in front of him.

"Who are you?" Zhou Hao asked.

It was very easy to deal with one Dao Chuan, and now another one appeared, who must be a difficult character.

"My name is Zhiji, you can also call me Catherine, it's fine, I controlled Xu Lianwen, and even used the ability of the fox demon to make you reconcile, you must believe me, I don't need to do it myself to kill you " Zhi Ji vowed.

Zhou Hao suddenly realized.

That's what happened.

Let me tell you, a good relationship pops up for no reason at all, but it's still the kind that doesn't stop.

It turns out there are ghosts here.

With his hands behind his back, Zhou Hao stuffed the phone into Ren Shan's hand.

"What if I don't believe it?"

(End of this chapter)