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Chapter 897 Spicy Strips
Oh my God!
What's so special about this? !

Didn't Jin Chanzi complete his meritorious deeds and become a meritorious Buddha? !
Why is it being killed by mortals and made into food now? !

Could this be the third generation of mortals? !

More powerful than the previous first generation? !

I can't.

Even the Buddhas in Lingshan can be slaughtered casually. This vast heavenly palace has long since ceased to be the master of Sanqing!

The position of the Tathagata Buddha is definitely not guaranteed!
"Yes, it's delicious. I really liked it when I was young, but my father wouldn't let me eat it."

These words shocked Bai Xiang again.

I've been eating it since I was a kid.

The meritorious Buddha has been dead for 20 years? !

His father didn't let him eat it, obviously because he wanted to eat it.

What kind of father is this? !

There are good things that I don't know to share with my son.

Bah, bah, bah, I am also a Buddhist, how can I say that Tang monk meat is a good thing?

I haven't been a monster for many years.

Amitabha~
"Well, forget it, this has chili on it, we can't eat this."

Zhao Wunian was happy.

"Hey, don't lie to me. I heard it somewhere before. Meat refers to onions, garlic and ginger. Peppers only entered China in the Ming Dynasty. You have existed for a long time, right? A monk before the Southern and Northern Dynasties, You can still eat meat! You are welcome!"

Bai Xiang was taken aback.

"Really? You still know so much, I don't even know, hehe, it seems that you have a predestined relationship with Buddha!"

Zhao Wunian knew things that the majestic White Elephant didn't know.

Awesome or not?
"Put it down, I have no destiny with Buddha, I still want to marry a wife, you should eat it quickly, this is really delicious!"

Originally, Zhao Wunian was still thinking about how to deal with him, but now he started chatting with him.

Can't blame Zhao Wunian.

After all, that's all I have, so I don't even need to look at the white elephant, it must be copper-skinned and iron-skinned, and I have no chance of winning in a fight with him.

Anyway, if you can't think of it, then simply order it.

Take it one step at a time.

Bai Xiang's expression was a little embarrassed.

"That, this, this is not suitable... let's change it."

Zhao Wunian asked disapprovingly: "What's wrong with this? This stuff is so delicious, I guarantee that after you eat one pack, you will want to eat the second pack, and after eating the second pack, you will want to eat the third pack."

"But you only gave me two packs, where did you get the third pack?"

Well, this guy is even stupider than Zhao Wunian.

"I can't stop giving you more?! We are friends!" Zhao Wunian said boldly, patting his chest.

It's definitely not a routine, Zhao Wunian at this time has already forgotten that Bai Xiang is about to become his opponent.

Ok.

These two goods are half the same...

Bai Xiang thought about it and finally refused.

"Brother, this is really inappropriate. As a member of the Buddhist sect, how can I eat Tang monk meat? You can just change it for me. Can I beg you if I am a big brother?"

……

This is called brothers...

Zhao Wunian asked suspiciously: "Well, this is not real Tang's monk meat! Where can you buy real Tang's monk's meat for fifty cents a pack?"

"Really?! Brother, don't lie to Big Brother!" Bai Xiang said in surprise.

Something that can be called "Tang Monk Meat" in the mortal world.

It must be delicious!
Zhao Wunian said speechlessly: "Don't be funny, okay? You originally asked me for vegetarian food, how could I give you meat? Your brain is stupider than mine, maybe you can become smarter if you take a few shots yourself. "

Tell the truth.

Bai Xiang quickly patted himself on the head twice.

"Bang bang" twice, Zhao Wunian felt pain when he heard it.

But Bai Xiang didn't care, he opened the bag and started eating.

The entrance is soft.

A line of throat!

No, no, I used the wrong ad word.

It should be very chewy, fragrant and full of aftertaste!

Soon, the white elephant ate a pack.

"Not bad, right? Hehe." Zhao Wunian said proudly.

The white elephant nodded while eating.

"Mm, not bad, um, delicious, delicious!"

Soon, two packs were eaten.

"Brother, you said you would give me a third package, you are not lying, right? It is not easy to lie in Lingshan, otherwise the Buddha will be unhappy."

Look how nervous you are.

After Zhao Wunian grew up, he didn't eat spicy strips much, so he didn't care too much, so he took out fifty packets at once.

"Eat! People live for a lifetime, don't they just want to have fun! Eat enough! Hehe!"

"Oh my mother! Bodhisattva blesses you in good health and everything goes well. You are such a good person!"

Bai Xianghe ate like crazy, tearing the wrapping bag.

Seeing his speed, the hundreds of packs in his Linglong teeth might not be enough for him.

"That, big brother, eat slowly. At your speed, you will eat up all the spicy strips on my body. Will you transform? Make your body smaller, so you can eat more ?”

yes? !
Why didn't I think of it? !

"Brother, you are so smart! If you can pass the test, I will say something nice to the Buddha and let him make you a wisdom Buddha or something! No matter how bad you are, you have to be a Bodhisattva! The minimum standard is also a venerable! Hehe."

After speaking, the white elephant turned its body into the size of a fist.

Hear the word "clearance".

Zhao Wunian finally woke up.

He worried: "Brother, when will we start this level? How many levels are there in the future?"

Bai Xiang was busy eating spicy strips, shaking his head and saying: "I really don't know about this. As for my level, when to start is up to you, not me. Aren't you eating? You eat slowly, Not urgent."

Of course don't worry.

Let me eat as much as I can, I must save some of such delicious food for Puxian Bodhisattva.

Zhao Wunian scratched his head, looked at the hamburger in his hand, and put it aside.

"It's up to me? When did I say it?"

No way?
Lingshan's treatment is so good? !
"That's right, you've just passed a level and you're already very tired. How could you be allowed to continue. The Buddha took special care of you. He has a good impression of you. Oh, my mother, this is too delicious."

Zhao Wunian was even more surprised.

"Really?! The Buddha knows me?!"

Even though I'm the overlord of the Zhao family, I'm not so famous that even the Buddha knows about it, right? !
Could it be that the mouse greeted me?
Has he been able to talk to people of Buddha's level?

Niubi!

Thinking about it, it's actually true. Mouse had scolded the Taishang Laojun before, so there's something he wouldn't dare to do.

My brother, just two words - awesome!
"Ah, I slipped my tongue, well, I told you anyway, so let's talk about it. Yes, the Buddha said that you came to Lingshan in an unusual way, and your foundation is not stable. If you break through barriers one after another, it will be difficult for you. , the end must be death, so some adjustments have been made. The start time is determined by you, not by me."

That's it?
Zhao Wunian was disappointed and said: "Then how do you say that the Buddha has a good impression of me?"

Not much of a discount either.

Brother, it’s not too young, you still want to directly pass the customs and seal you as a Wisdom Buddha?

"Isn't that good?! If it's the way it used to be, you'll either fail the challenge or die here. Let me just say that, Maitreya Buddha, are you familiar with it? Here, he challenged 325 times, none of which was successful." .”

"The Buddha has always believed that all living beings are equal, and he never favored anyone. Now he asks you to set the start time just because you are an exception. Middle-aged people can’t tell lies. Anyway, as long as you are content, it’s very good to be able to do this!”

Having said that, Zhao Wunian also nodded.

I don't know where I heard it before, Maitreya is the future Buddha.

That is to say, after the Buddha retired, he was the one who went up.

Such a powerful person failed to challenge more than 300 times, probably because of the start time.

Otherwise, after passing a level, rest for three to five years.

Who is his opponent?

Since he has the potential to become a Buddha, his strength must not be low. If he operated in this way, he might have passed the level a long time ago.

Speaking of this, Zhao Wunian asked curiously: "Is it true that Maitreya Buddha can become a Buddha as long as he clears the customs?"

If so.

Haven't I also become a Buddha?

do not.

I came here to cultivate, just to improve my cultivation.

Don't hold me here as a Buddha, I don't want to.

You have a good idea.

"Of course not. Do you think it's so easy to be a Buddha? This is just one of the many conditions. Oh, don't ask about this matter. I can't lie, but it's not like you. People in the Buddhist sect said that it is inconvenient. By the way, brother, when will you challenge it?"

Zhao Wunian stood up and rushed towards the fist-sized white elephant at top speed.

"Now!"

(End of this chapter)