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Chapter 898
Absolutely absolutely definitely not Zhao Wunian's cunning.

Don't you know what kind of character he is?
After walking all the way for so long, Zhao Wunian is the most sincere one among all of them.

Not to mention that someone slapped him, he even asked if his hands hurt.But at least it has nothing to do with the word "insidious".

After all, the words are all spoken by white elephants.

It was he himself who said it could be done at any time, so Zhao Wunian felt that the time was almost up, and his body was recovering well.

Definitely start the challenge.

After all, he has to hurry up to practice, so that he can go down to earth as soon as possible and help Zhou Hao resist the invasion of the demons together.

right?
Correct.

At this time, the white elephant is eating vigorously.

"Now? Oh, then now... now?!"

Bai Xiang hurriedly put down the spicy strips in his hand, before his body got bigger, Zhao Wunian had already turned around with a hammer.

He subconsciously raised his hands to resist, but how much strength does his pair of small arms have?

"Bang!" A muffled sound.

His arm was not broken, even though his body became smaller, he was still strong and proud.

But he was thrown into the ground by Zhao Wunian.

It's like ramming a nail into wood.

"Brother! You are cheating! I'm not ready!" Bai Xiang shouted.

Zhao Wunian hurriedly stopped, scratched his head and said, "Ah? Didn't you say that it was up to me to decide and start at any time? Shouldn't you be ready at all times?"

That's right.

Obviously you said it yourself, right?

Why are you still complaining about not being ready?

"I, I don't care! Anyway, if you start without waiting for me to get bigger, that's cheating! It doesn't count, you waited for me to come out."

Zhao Wunian felt wronged by Tido.

"Brother! How can you not count your words? You didn't say you have to wait for your body to grow bigger. If you have to wait, why didn't you say it earlier? You should have explained the rules to me clearly before I challenged you." !"

What's the matter with this guy, it's a pity that I gave him spicy strips.

Blind for nothing!
It's unreasonable!

Bai Xiang slapped the ground in front of his chest, and he flew up. When he landed, he also turned his body back to normal size.

"Brother, I really don't want to take you like this? Don't say anything else, think about it, you are holding a weapon, and I am unarmed, isn't that unfair?"

Zhao Wunian hit him with a hammer for no reason, and Bai Xiang's palms still hurt, but he didn't dare to lose his temper.

Isn't there a very reasonable saying: It's instinct for a man to express his temper.But suppress your temper, that's the skill!

I am a capable man!
snort!
Pull it down.

Aren't you just afraid that Zhao Wunian won't give you spicy strips in the future?

Zhao Wunian still felt something was wrong.

"No, no, no, brother, you didn't say that you can't start when you don't have a weapon and I have a weapon. What are the rules here! You don't even explain it to me."

Seeing Zhao Wunian's frown, Bai Xiang quickly picked up his white tasseled spear.

"Okay, brother, just treat it as the elder brother's mistake, okay? Let's start now, shall we?"

……

Is this still a breakthrough?

Can you be more serious?

Zhao Wunian threw the double hammers connected by the hook to the ground.

"Bang!" With a loud noise, the double hammers smashed two holes in the ground.

"Don't challenge anymore, you have become bigger and have weapons, how can I beat you?"

That's right, second only to Monkey King's combat effectiveness.

I have never been an opponent in eight lifetimes!
I thought I could clear the level in this way, but I didn't expect this white elephant to be a rascal.

It's so boring.

You keep saying that you are a monk.

Do monks like to cheat so much?

"Don't, brother, I'm easy to fight, why don't you give it a try, come quickly, don't be angry." Bai Xiang waved and said.

Don't get angry!
Otherwise, I will never eat spicy noodles again!
Zhao Wunian was also very happy, and lay down directly on the ground.

"Anyway, I can't beat you. If I don't, if I want to, you beat yourself."

White Elephant grimaced.

"Brother, you can't do this. Didn't you just say that you are going to start the challenge? Why don't you challenge now? You can't lie!"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Wunian immediately sat up.

"I can't lie? Bah! I'm not a monk! No, no, according to what you said, since I have already started the challenge, why do you tell me to stop?!"

That's right!
If the challenge just now doesn't count, then I'll just lie down now, it didn't start anyway.

But if it has already started, I am playing hard, and I am ready to hit the second hammer after finishing the work with one hammer, you tell me to stop.

Isn't this your cheating?
You know, the first blow of the Wengjin Hammer is fine, but if the two hammers collide with each other the second time.

That will burst out thunder and lightning!
This stuff is no joke.

Even if it is as white as copper skin and iron bones, both copper and iron can conduct electricity!

He is totally defenseless!
If it wasn't for the white elephant's cheating, Zhao Wunian would have cleared the level now!
Bai Xiang panicked, Zhao Wunian was obviously angry.

"Brother! Then tell me, you don't get angry! As long as you don't get angry and don't violate the principles, you can say anything!"

For spicy strips, I risked it all!

Anyway, you can't violate the regulations set by the Buddha. It's impossible for me to let you pass the customs directly. Other things are easy to discuss.

Just as Zhao Wunian was about to lie down, he sat up straight again, and his brain began to work rapidly.

And this good thing?

Anything easy to say?

"Okay then, if you make your body smaller and fight me, then you are allowed to use weapons, right?"

In Zhao Wunian's eyes, this is fair.

It was supposed to be.

Although your body has become smaller, your cultivation base is much higher than mine!

On this condition, I also allow you to use weapons.

There's nothing wrong with this!
White Elephant also thought about it.

Can it be done like this?

Shouldn't it?
Although this is not directly letting him pass the test, it is also releasing water.

"Brother, can you change it? If the Buddha finds out and the old man loses his temper, it will be very scary."

Yes, the reason why the Buddha loses his temper is scary because when he loses his temper, you don't even know that he loses his temper.

He went crazy with a smile.

have you seen?
Zhao Wunian was taken aback.

"He said he couldn't do it?"

Bai Xiang was also taken aback.

"No."

Zhao Wunian slapped his thigh and said, "That's not the end?! He never said that, obviously he can do this, if it doesn't work, he will definitely tell you, don't you understand this truth!?"

Well, visually, the combined IQ of these two people is exactly [-].

Bai Xiang thought about it, finally nodded, and said: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it, brother, you are so smart! You will definitely become a Buddha of Wisdom in the future. You are a legend with great wisdom!"

This sucks.

so so.

Zhao Wunian smiled and said, "I'm not going to be a Wisdom Buddha anymore, you can be one. After I've completed my cultivation, I'll go down to earth to find my brothers."

Of course you have to laugh.

If the white elephant is willing to shrink its body, it is tantamount to releasing water.

Then it will be much easier to pass the customs by yourself.

After all, Zhao Wunian could see clearly just now, he was smashed into the ground by his own hammer.

It would be great if we could catch him by surprise, catch him unprepared, and do it again.

"Well, everyone has their own ambitions, and you can understand even if you don't want to be a wise Buddha brother, so let's start now?" Bai Xiang asked.

Zhao Wunian stood up and picked up the improved version of the Urn Gold Hammer.

"Okay, come on."

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Xiang's body changed into an afterimage, and he came in front of Zhao Wunian in an instant.

Zhao Wunian's pupils converged, and he couldn't keep up with his speed at all.

"Bang!" A sound.

Bai Xiang raised his foot and kicked Zhao Wunian in the chest, and Zhao Wunian flew upside down immediately.

Before Zhao Wunian landed, the white elephant had already come behind Zhao Wunian and kicked Zhao Wunian in the back again.

After repeating this more than ten times, Zhao Wunian finally fell to the ground.

At this moment, he felt that all the bones in his body were almost broken, and his internal organs were in severe pain, so he didn't dare to inhale forcefully.

It seems that as long as one takes a deep breath, all internal organs will instantly enter hibernation mode.

"Brother! Are you okay?!" Bai Xiang asked from a long distance away.

No, why is my big brother so resistant to beating?

Could it be that I shot too hard?
Not right either.

and many more!

Why did my cultivation base become lower? !

Is it because the body has become smaller?

impossible!
The body has become smaller, but the cultivation base will not change!

36 The size in the operation is as desired. After the body is enlarged, the combat power will increase exponentially, but after shrinking, it will definitely not become smaller.

The technique practiced by White Elephant is almost the same as that of Ruyi, but it belongs to the Buddhist sect, which is called following one's heart.

He could no longer care about Zhao Wunian's safety, so he quickly sat cross-legged on the ground and checked his cultivation level.

And Zhao Wunian felt that he was about to go, and the pain was so great that he couldn't even howl.

But what he didn't know was that the bones and internal organs in his body were being repaired rapidly, but the painful nerves hadn't reacted yet.

Ten minutes later, Zhao Wunian and Bai Xiang opened their eyes at the same time.

"It's over! Why do I only have the Profound Immortal Realm?!" Bai Xiang cried.

Zhao Wunian stood up like a carp, and he wiped the drool from his mouth.

"Hey? Why did I fall asleep? Brother, why are you crying? Someone died at home?"

Bai Xiang burst into tears and snotted his nose and said: "It's been 1000 years, a full 1000 years, I finally cultivated to the realm of Immortal Monarch, and now all of them are gone! Me, me, ahhhhh!"

The reason why he practiced so hard was because he was unwilling to be defeated by Monkey King at the beginning.

Yes, it was indeed the Buddha who asked them to go down and make trouble, but he didn't let them release the water.

In other words, Sun Wukong defeated him based on his real ability.

Of course he was not reconciled, and always wanted to practice hard so that he could defeat Monkey King one day.

Unexpectedly, he was practicing, and Sun Wukong was also practicing, and Sun Wukong reached the realm of the fairy king 300 years earlier than him.

What's even more beautiful is that he can't even keep his cultivation in the realm of Immortal Sovereign now, and he has already become the Realm of Profound Immortal!
How can you live like this!

I thought that one day Sun Wukong would be lazy, and he would slowly make up for the 300-year gap. Now that he has become the realm of Xuanxian, wouldn't there be a 300-[-]-year gap? !

Even if I die, I can't beat Monkey King!

Zhao Wunian scratched his head.

He did not understand the behavior of the white elephant.

"Brother, why is your cultivation still missing? You should look for it and see if it is lost somewhere. That's right! There is such a saying in the world, that is, if you lose something, don't look for it. , because you will never find it anyway, so you don’t need to worry about it, and when you stop looking for it, it will suddenly appear!”

"I'm not going to lie to you, it's true. I used to do this when I lost a key, and it all happened in the end. You believe me, my brother will definitely not lie to you!"

Bai Xiang sniffed, and said pitifully: "Really? You...how did you become the realm of the Profound Immortal?!"

(End of this chapter)