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Chapter 932 True and False
What's up with this Nima?
Could it be that if you want to pass this level, you must defeat yourself?
Not so mysterious, right?

I saw that the people in the previous level were all stupid, and I came here in a daze.

Suddenly it became so unpredictable.

What do you mean?

"Hey, who are you?" Zhao Wunian asked.

As soon as he asked, he regretted it.

Oh shit.

Am I not asking for nothing?
He is exactly the same as me in terms of body shape, demeanor, and even weapons.

I ask a fart!
"Me? Zhao Wunian!" No. [-] Nian said disapprovingly.

Zhao Wunian was a little angry.

"What kind of monster are you? You turned into me! Quickly reveal yourself! Otherwise, I will be impolite!"

Oh shit.

It's not good to change anyone, if you have to become me, what should I do?
There is an inexplicable feeling of beating myself!

The second year said innocently: "I, I'm not a monster! I'm a human, a mortal! When did I become a monster?"

"It's you, why do you look exactly like me? Are you a monster!?"

Damn, you actually beat me up.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk so much nonsense with you, I will ask you now, are you guarding this level? Is it possible to defeat you and I can enter the next level?"

What nonsense?
Done.

When I beat you so hard that you can't get up, I have to take a good look at what you are!

How dare you become like me.

The courage is too big!

Year two scratched his head.

"It seems so. I was still in the dormitory before, and I fought the glory of the king with Mouse, Dongliang, and Ren Shan."

"It was planned to turn off the lights and go to sleep, but I suddenly ran here. A voice filled my head, saying that if someone comes to challenge this place, I can just keep it. It must be you, a monster, right? "

I wipe?

I am a monster?
When did I become a monster? !
Although I stayed with three monsters just now, I am not a monster!

"Fart! You are obviously a monster! I am not! How dare you say you are the real Zhao Wunian?!"

Year two nodded.

"Yes, I'm not, don't you? My father's name is Zhao Daniu, and my mother's name is Chen Jumei. Can you tell me?"

Zhao Wunian was so angry that he was itching.

"Nonsense! That's my father! My mother! I also have two uncles, Zhao Dahu and Zhao Dalong! Who else can you name?!"

I am the real one!
You are obviously a fucking fake!

Pretend to be me!
Nian No. [-] said disapprovingly: "My uncle's name is Zhao Rat, but he has long been controlled by Yuan Yuan's daughter-in-law. There is also an uncle named Zhao Datu, who has a bad character and has been dead for decades."

"By the way, how do you know the names of my other two uncles? It seems that you are not inferior!"

Zhao Wunian was so angry that his whole body twitched.

"Okay, okay, don't be annoying, whoever wins is the real one, how about it?!"

Let's see the real chapter under our hands!

Ink blots these are crap!

The second year smiled.

"Okay! I thought so too. It just so happens that I have ascended to the realm of the Immortal Sovereign, so let me see how powerful I am!"

Zhao Wunian was taken aback.

Xianjun? !
"You bragging! If you were really playing games with the mice, then you only cultivated secretly at that time, where is there any fairy?!"

That's right, that time was when Zhao Wunian's cultivation base was at its lowest, but it was also the happiest time in his life.

I can stay with Zhou Hao and the others every day, attending classes, eating, sleeping, and playing games.

There are no worries, not to mention how happy I am.

"I don't know about that. I just reached this level of cultivation about 5 minutes ago. Okay, let's get started. I, Zhao Wunian, don't like long-winded chatter."

I rely on!

Zhao Wunian was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, he lifted the urn hammer and rushed forward.

"I am the real Zhao Wunian!"

With one blow of the hammer, the second year immediately raised the sledgehammer in his hand to block.

Both offensive and defensive moves were exactly the same. In just 5 minutes, the two had actually passed hundreds of moves.

However, none of them seemed to be staying.

While typing, he yelled that he was real.

After a long time, Zhao Wunian discovered that the tricks used by this fake were exactly the same as his own.

At the beginning, he saw the tricks and attacked them, and attacked without tricks. He didn't think so much at all.

But with more tricks, he was surprised to find out.

He has practiced Iron Sand Palm since he was a child, which is a family heirloom technique of the old Zhao family, which is fully exposed from the guy's gait and figure.

what's the situation? !

Is he real?

fart!

I am the real one. If he is real, then am I not a fake? !

The later it was, the more Zhao Wunian realized that he couldn't beat the opponent at all, but the fake couldn't beat himself either.

Could it be that all the tricks I used before were stolen by him?

Can't figure it out!
"Wait! How do you know my martial arts?!" Zhao Wunian asked after putting some distance away from him.

The second year asked back: "I still want to ask you this! My father taught me these things! You actually learned them! You are so despicable!"

Stealing martial arts handed down from others and putting them on the rivers and lakes will be beaten to death!

Although Zhao Wunian was angry, he still forced himself to calm down quickly.

Since this guy knows all my moves, can I defeat him as long as I come up with a new move now?

Seeing that Zhao Wunian had stopped talking, Number Two asked, "Hey! What are you thinking, you idiot?"

"You're the big fool! It's none of your business what I'm thinking!"

Nian No. [-] muttered: "If you don't say it, don't say it, I can see, I can hear! Hold back if you have the ability!"

Zhao Wunian frowned.

What do you mean?
Could it be that the tricks I just learned were all learned by him now?
Is there such a smart person?

Who cares, this is Lingshan, full of gods, nothing is impossible.

You are a god, so it is not easy to learn the kung fu of a mortal like me?

Got it!

Since you want to learn, learn it!

After thinking about it, Zhao Wunian rushed over and continued to chase and fight fiercely.

Year Two also took it easy.

Suddenly, Zhao Wunian picked up the urn hammer and smashed it on his head.

With a sound of "Bang!", the bright red liquid flowed out, and the head was full of flowers, not to mention how exciting it was.

miracly.

The second year actually started to do the same.

The hammer was so hard that both of them almost fainted.

But this was Zhao Wunian's deliberate action. He quickly calmed down and hit No. [-] Nian with a hammer.

Nian No. [-] was in a state of bewilderment at this time, and he never expected Zhao Wunian to come here.

Despicable!
The result was obvious, he had received another blow from Zhao Wunian after receiving a heavy blow from himself.

Zhao Wunian took advantage of the victory to pursue and kill you while you were sick. It was also the golden words that Zhao Daniu taught him.

After going down with the hammer again, that powerful electric spark burst out, hitting No. [-] year's body impartially.

The second year, who was dizzy by himself, was completely dumbfounded now.

The lightning struck, and it flew upside down on the spot.

Zhao Wunian rushed forward and beat him wildly.

"Tell you to pretend, tell you to pretend!"

After smashing more than 200 hammers, Zhao Wunian finally vented his anger.

Zhao Wunian stepped on his chest.

"Say! What the hell are you?! Why do you want to become like me!"

Suddenly, the appearance of the second year changed, the clothes were still Zhao Wunian's clothes, but the appearance turned out to be that of a monkey!
"I, I'm Sun Wukong! You monkey brother! Are you too hard on your hands?!"

Zhao Wunian was startled, and quickly put his feet away.

You must know that Sun Wukong not only helped him, but also had a very good relationship with Zhou Hao.

I beat him up in a daze.

What does this Nima mean?
"Monkey, brother monkey! Why did you come here? Why did you become me? Oh, you said it earlier, I won't do such a heavy hand!"

guilt guilt...

Sun Wukong rubbed his whole body and said in pain: "Did you give me a chance to say it?! I think you just want my life! You hurry up and die for me!"

Zhao Wunian was taken aback.

"Brother Monkey, I, I've asked you many times before... It's what you refused to say..."

"Fuck your mother! When did you ask me?! You are too courageous! You even dare to hit me! Be careful, I will tell Zhou Hao to beat you up, you bastard!"

Zhao Wunian's heart sank to the bottom of the water.

"You are not my brother monkey."

Sun Wukong was taken aback, pointed at himself and asked, "Who else can I be if I am not Monkey King?"

Zhao Wunian took two steps back, and raised his sledgehammer, ready to attack at any time.

"My monkey brother never calls himself 'I', but 'I'. And I have never heard him swear."

"One more thing. My friendship with the mouse is definitely better than your friendship with the mouse. How can you call the mouse to hit me?"

"Finally, my monkey brother only has two ears, but you have six, you are a six-eared macaque!"

Father!
You never let me watch TV when I was young, now you know the benefits of watching TV, right? !
Journey to the West is not in vain!
Liu Er was startled.

"How do you know? Is my reputation already so famous?"

This is a good thing.

Although I lost, but at worst, let him pass, but people actually know me, that is not easy!
I turned out to be a celebrity!
I thought that the Buddha trapped me in this ghost place, so no one would know me.

It's different now.

Hahahaha!

"Of course it rang. You were so shameless back then and you pretended to be my brother monkey. Everyone knew what you were doing, and you will be stigmatized forever! Oh? Didn't you get beaten to death by my brother monkey? Why are you still alive?"

At the beginning, I saw it clearly. The Buddha wanted to say something nice, but he didn't have time.

Everyone knows what kind of temper Sun Wukong has. If something like that happened, it would be strange if Sun Wukong didn't kill him.

"Me? Remains a bad smell? I'll fuck you! I won't tell you why I'm still alive. I'm mad at you!"

Oh shit.

It wasn't me who wanted to do that at the beginning, it was obviously the Buddha who asked me to do it, okay? !

I'm fine. I'm so bored, aren't I?
What are you doing to provoke Monkey King?
"I know, I must have survived at that time, and survived until now. No, I have to tell Brother Monkey after I go out, let him come and punish you again! Let you be a bitch!"

Oh shit.

This is the first time I have encountered such a shameless existence since I came to Lingshan!
Liu Er was also very angry.

"You know what a fart! His Sun Wukong is the indestructible body of King Kong, am I not?! Just his stick, can beat me to death?! Later, the Buddha let me guard this level, and let me listen to the sounds of the three realms, master You should tell him the old man as soon as you get the information! I am an important intelligence officer of Lingshan! What do you know?!"

Oh shit.

Obviously it was all arranged by the Buddha. It was he who asked Monkey King to learn scriptures, and it was he who asked me to make paste for Monkey King.

How come Sun Wukong became a great hero, and I will be infamous for thousands of years?
Why? !
Zhao Wunian thought for a while, and then said: "I remember that the Tathagata Buddha said that you are good at listening, you can understand, you know the front and back, and everything is clear. Then can you help me to hear how my brother Zhou Hao is now?" ? And Xu Sun Dongliang and Ren Shan."

Since he said before that he was playing games in the dormitory, he must have been secretly observing his brothers.

So the six-eared macaque must know them.

Liu Er went to the ground.

"Fuck you, uncle, I won't do things that don't benefit you, do you think I'm Monkey King? You're so stupid."

It would have been.

After he came out from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, he should have found a place to hide and live a happy life.

Actually really foolishly went to learn from the scriptures.

How tired are you?
Almost killed me several times.

Zhao Wunian was happy.

"Benefits? There are too many benefits here."

(End of this chapter)