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Chapter 933 Listening
Isn't this nonsense?
Want benefits from me?
I can send you away with just a few packs of spicy strips.

Didn't I deal with the first three?
Haha, you will know how the mice are doing right away.

excitement!
The six-eared macaque made a pause gesture.

"Don't tell me these things yet, first tell me that Monkey King is a big villain."

Hey.

He was a big bastard in the first place.

Fortunately, he still claims to be the Monkey King, so many gods' mounts are used as dogs along the way to learn the scriptures.

Did I said wrong thing?
"Why? Brother Hou is nice to me, so I won't say anything." Zhao Wunian said disapprovingly.

Anyway, I have a lot of food on me, so it is very easy for you to do things for me.

There's no need to say anything against your will.

"Can you tell me?"

"Do not say?"

"Speak or not?"

"Just don't say it!"

I don't think about it!

The six-eared macaque spoke earnestly and said: "Think about it, he sent Tang Monk to the West Paradise foolishly even after he came out from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, isn't that a bad idea? It would be better if he left at the beginning, and he has to wait until Guanyin sends the magic spell over." .”

"At that time, Tang Seng was just a mortal, and he didn't even have the slightest cultivation base. He was taken care of by such a bald donkey. Thinking about it makes me sick, and I have lost face to our four spirit monkeys!"

Zhao Wunian finally understood.

This six-eared macaque probably started to observe their brothers after he entered university.

Because he didn't even know that he had read Journey to the West.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be surprised that I knew his identity just now.

"You know what a fart, Brother Hou and the others have only spent more than ten years getting the scriptures. Among the four masters and apprentices, two Buddhas, one messenger, one Arhat, and even the white dragon horse have turned into eight dragons."

"How much time does it take for ordinary people to accomplish these things? You don't know how to calculate this account?"

After Liu Er heard it, he completely regarded it as farting.

"Ah bah! They are Jin Chanzi, Marshal Canopy, General Rolling Curtain, let alone Sun Wukong, what's wrong with making him a Buddha just because of his race? Is it too much?"

"Obviously, after more than ten years of suffering, I got a fart! Everything is being manipulated by Sanqing, Tathagata, and Patriarch Bodhi. What do you know?"

"Forget it, forget it, I also know that you are a muscle, if you don't talk about it, don't talk about it, let's talk about the benefits."

Zhao Wunian muttered: "I'm not a single-minded person. Brother Hou treats me well, so I won't speak ill of him. Tell me, what do you want?"

The six-eared macaque seemed to have healed all its injuries, and crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Don't think that I'm a white elephant. I know everything about what the mortal world has become. Don't take out things like spicy sticks. It's a treasure offering, change to something new, get me some fried chicken and try it!"

It's not very innovative either...

Zhao Wunian also expected him to be a guy with his eyes above his head, after all he could understand the daily routines of his brothers, of course he knew that the mortal world was very different from before.

"Just one fried chicken? Don't want anything else?"

Think about it well, there is only one chance, once it is used up, it will be gone.

Cherish it!

Liu Er patted the open space beside him, and said, "Don't worry, come and sit, come. Of course a fried chicken can't send me away. In addition to leaving me a lot of food, you also need to get a mobile phone for me." I'm just playing around, it would be even better if I had a laptop!"

"I can always hear Sun Wukong watching some little movies. I don't know what it is, but I always think it's very good. I want to watch it too."

Zhao Wunian was startled, he didn't expect this guy to ask him for a laptop.

"Are you out of your mind? There's no wireless network here, why should I bring a computer? As for the mobile phone, I only have one, so I can't give it to you, and there's no signal here, so I can't use it, but there's plenty to eat."

Zhao Wunian understands that Sun Wukong is watching a movie.

It must be the treasure offered by the mouse!

Otherwise, where can Brother Hou get a notebook?
As for the small movies that are ummmm, they must be Huangmei Opera or Peking Opera. After all, Monkey King is old, and modern things are unacceptable.

The six-eared macaque also knows what a signal is and what a wireless network is.

"Okay, okay, anyway, I'm not picky, just give me more, I'm still easy to talk, hehe."

It's good to eat something.

There's a fart in this damn place!
Nothing.

Zhao Wunian was about to take out something, but discovered an extremely serious matter.

"No! You are a Buddhist, how can you eat fried chicken?! You should eat spicy sticks!"

Not stingy.

Absolutely not.

Is Zhao Wunian a stingy person?
But I was really worried that the six-eared macaque would relapse.

Good for him.

Liu Er waved his hand and said: "It's okay, it's okay, who told you that I am a Buddhist? I and the Buddha are considered a cooperative relationship. He wanted to give me some kind of Buddha Dangdang at the beginning, mainly because he was afraid that I would unbalanced."

"But I thought about it again, no, if I fell into his tricks, wouldn't I have to listen to him in everything from now on? What's more, what's so good about being a monk? I can't eat this or touch that. It's boring. ! I didn’t promise him.”

This buddy is also open-minded, and he thinks quite openly.

But what he didn't expect was that he only found out after he promised Buddha to come here.

Not even a fart here!

Only flowers and trees!

None of the animals came with one!

What is the difference between me and being a monk? !

But he couldn't go out.

Of course I can't get out, the six-eared macaque is an important person who masters the world's intelligence.

In the eyes of outsiders, this monkey has already been beaten to death by Sun Wukong. If others do not ask, Tathagata will naturally not tell others.

It is enough to control everything secretly.

This is not a lie.

Zhao Wunian nodded and said: "So that's the case, then I don't worry, you can eat, eat more, and help me to hear how the mice are doing after eating."

This is the purpose.

Ever since, the six-eared macaque began to eat extravagantly. For the sake of pleasure, he didn't shrink his body at all.

After all, after he finished eating, he would ask Zhao Wunian to keep some.

Let’s put the hard days to a later date, just enjoy yourself in time.

According to the six-eared macaque's request, Zhao Wunian ordered a few bottles of beer for him.

After eating and drinking, the six-eared macaque burped.

"Damn, this is the life of a god. I used to live worse than a dog."

Zhao Wunian urged: "Okay, okay, listen to me first, hurry up, I have to continue to clear the customs."

Ask for nothing but their well-being.

That's it.

The six-eared macaque ate and drank other people's food, but couldn't beat them, so of course it had to keep its word.

"Okay, okay, let me listen, wait a minute."

After finishing speaking, his six baby ears instantly grew bigger, and his whole person looked terrifying, like a monster.

After a few minutes.

Zhao Wunian suddenly heard a snoring sound.

"Hey! You fucking fell asleep?! Are you listening?!"

Don't bring such a thing? !
How can there be such an unreliable person? !

The six-eared macaque was awakened suddenly and rubbed his eyes.

"What are you arguing about?! Those brothers of yours are no longer in the mortal world! I have to fall asleep and get out of my body to hear it! Don't quarrel with me!"

Who believes it? !

"You are missing you! Even if you are out of your body, you can't get out of this Lingshan! Don't you have to listen to it?! I can warn you, if you delay me, I won't leave you something to eat !"

I can do it!
It's a big deal, you can only eat my things once, and don't think about it in the future!

Hearing this, Liu Er was about to scold her, but suddenly calmed down.

Forget it, don't bother with this big fool.

The right way is to be able to eat.

After thinking about it, the six-eared macaque listened carefully.

Zhao Wunian could see clearly that while he was listening, transparent sound waves gradually entered his ears from outside the sky.

After a while, Liu Er excitedly said: "Your brother Zhou Hao has a girlfriend! He even got two! Awesome!"

I really didn't expect him to be such a person. Why didn't I hear it before?
Gee tut.

Zhao Wunian was also surprised.

The mouse doesn't look like the person who does this, and Xi Yan just had an accident not long ago, how could he do this?

"Who told you to listen to this! Since you said he is not in the mortal world, where is the mouse now, what is he doing, and is there any danger!"

Six ears nodded quickly.

"Oh, you ask this, he is in the Underworld of Rimu, and there is a bastard named Kagutsu who wants to fuck him, he is probably going to die."

(End of this chapter)