Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 10 Computer Idiots VS Net Worms
Xicheng sitting in the front row of me is an internet bug.

And my deskmate is dumb, but he is a computer idiot.

Therefore, whenever Xicheng and I chattered about going online after class, Dumb would always remain silent.In my opinion, not knowing computers and the Internet is simply losing one of the greatest pleasures in life!

Kindly told Dumb this idea, the fool just looked at me and didn't say anything.

"Hey, are you doubting my sincerity?" I questioned him.

He shook his head, looked away, and muttered, "I dare not!"

I was so angry that I pulled Dumb and refused to let go:
"Look at my eyes, are there two words written in them—honesty?"

Dumb stared at me obediently, and then said plausibly:

"Mimi, I didn't see any words."

"Then what did you see?" I really want to blow him up!

"I saw... um... that..."

Dumb hesitated suspiciously, as if there was a grain of corn in his mouth.

"What did you see?" I shouted at him.

"I only saw eye shit." Dui said, and looked at me with innocent eyes like "don't blame me, you asked me to say it yourself".

"Hahaha--"

Xicheng and Rabbit in the front row both turned their heads and grinned at me.

What an embarrassment!
I gave Duan a vicious look, and he was so frightened that he quickly lay down on the table and pretended to be a dead pig to sleep.

"Damn pig! Just wait and see, I won't help you in computer class anymore!" I cursed ferociously.

Xicheng turned around and asked me:

"Mimi, do you know what CUP is?"

I was confused for a moment, thought for a while, and replied: "I only know CPU, not CUP."

"Haha, no way, you don't even know this?" Xicheng also laughed at me.

God, what a bad day for me today!

"The answer is being searched, please wait." Xicheng continued to laugh at me strangely.

I was just about to rack my brains.

"I know!"

Dumb, who was pretending to be a dead pig to sleep, suddenly raised his head.

"What is it?" I asked him.

"I tell you, can you stop being so fierce to me?"

Dumb asked me.

"Nonsense... Well, you computer idiot, it's strange to know."

I said angrily.

"CUP is not just an English teacup!" Dumb said in an understatement tone.

"Ah?" I was stunned, "Haha, haha, hahaha——"

I laughed so terribly that Dumb begged me pitifully, "Please, Mimi, don't laugh like that again, okay?"

The next day, I had already figured out how to take revenge on Xicheng.

I asked him: "Do you know how to chat without using ICQ, OICQ, or entering any chat room?"

Xicheng blinked his small eyes, but didn't answer.

I looked at him gloatingly, and thought to myself, this cunning guy has finally been tricked by me!
Unexpectedly, Duan, who used to keep silent on our topics, took the initiative to come up to me at this time, and asked Xicheng and me: "I have a question, can I ask you?"

Xicheng and I were a little surprised, so we looked at Dumb.

Dumb said with a little embarrassment:
"Well, actually, I think what Mimi told me yesterday made sense, so I read a book on how to surf the Internet when I got home at night."

"Really? That's great, Dumb!"

I am so happy for him!
Hehe, we can finally add another person to our QQ list!

"Dumb, if you have any questions, just ask!" Xicheng encouraged him.

Dumb blushed slightly, and said:
"I'm a badass, so please don't laugh at me!"

"I swear to God, absolutely not!"

Xicheng raised his head and said swearingly.

"I know that you often talk about QQ, but what's the difference between OICQ and QQ? Is it the abbreviation of 'I Love Chongqing'?"

Dumb asked.

Xicheng and I were speechless for a moment—we were in shock.Finally, Xicheng spoke to me with great difficulty:

"...Can I take back the oath I just made?"

I wiped my nose, noncommittal.

And Dumb continued to ask questions:

"I heard that there are two ways to start a computer, cold start and hot start?"

"Yes oh yes oh!"

I nodded frantically, and suddenly felt that I admired Dumb a little bit—he actually knew such a profound theoretical question!
Dumb was greatly encouraged, and went on to say:
"Cold start is to directly press the power switch to turn on, but I can't do anything about hot start."

"Oh? Hot boot is to press Alt+Ctrl+Delete."

I say it enthusiastically.

I've seen the computer at Dumb's house, it's a very old 486, it doesn't even have a reset switch.

"That's right, I pressed it, but it didn't work."

Dumb said a little frustrated.

Xicheng reminded him in time: "Did you press them at the same time? You have to press these keys at the same time to be effective."

I nodded.

Dumb said with a look of embarrassment: "Press at the same time...it's a bit difficult..."

I said patiently: "You try it, you will get used to it slowly."

"I tried several times, but it still doesn't work." Dumb said.

Xicheng looked at me and said doubtfully, "No way?"

Before I could express my agreement with Xicheng's opinion, Duan said unconvinced:
"That's right, AltCtrlDelete... But first, how can I press the l key three times at the same time?"

My eyes widened, and the eyeballs almost fell off.

As for Xicheng, his head seemed to fall off suddenly, and with a "boom", it slammed hard on his own desktop.

"Also, the question you asked Xicheng just now - we can chat without those things." Dumb said to me.

"How do you talk?" Xicheng's head returned from the table to his neck, and he quickly turned back to ask Dumb.

"Just like we are talking now." Dumb replied easily.

(End of this chapter)