Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 9 History Exams Are Crazy

The arrival of the monthly exam is not good news.

However, the only thing that makes us feel gratified is that Liu Shushu, the head teacher, is on a business trip.

Before Liu Shushu went on a business trip, he was very worried about us, and repeatedly told us that we must be fully prepared and fully prepared!

So we obediently prepared "full, full and full".

For example, in the 2 minutes before the history exam, Yisha, who was nicknamed "Woman" sitting in the back row of me, was still doing "preparation work" nervously.

He said to my deskmate dumb: "I will kick your chair later, and you can take a look at me!"

Dumb is the representative of the history class, and I am really envious of having such a "honor".

So I was the first to "take a look" at Dumb, only to see this kid with thick lips and a bewildered expression on his face.

"Hey! Dumb, did you hear that?"

Seeing that Dumb didn't respond, Yisha's tone suddenly changed from flattering to commanding.

"Oh, I heard it!" Dumb immediately responded in a low voice.

"Boneless guy!"

I secretly cursed dumb in my heart.

After cursing, I suddenly remembered that in Chinese class not long ago, Liu Shushu asked us to rehearse the play "Thunderstorm", and Dumb recited Lu Dahai's lines.

One of the lines reads: "Three things without bones!"

As a result, Duan read it as: "These three things without skulls!"

It caused us to be scared to death first, and then laugh out loud.Thinking of this, I laughed "hehe" alone.

"Mimi, what are you laughing at?" Dumb looked at me with a sad face.

I gave him a blank look.

At this time, the class bell rang, and the history teacher Ah Lei came in coughing, holding a stack of test papers in his left hand and a thermos cup in his right hand.

The whole class fell silent, silently staring at the test paper in Ale's hand, with complicated emotions intertwined in their hearts.

"The exam begins!" Alei declared solemnly, looking at us through lenses as thick as the bottom of a wine bottle.

Just as everyone was immersed in the test papers, I felt Yisha kick Dumb's chair.

But Dumb didn't respond at all.

Did he ignore Yisha on purpose?

I felt a little pleasure in my heart.

It seems that Dui, a guy full of fat and fat, also has bones!
Yisha seemed to be angry, and he even kicked Dumb three times vigorously—of course he kicked Dumb's chair.

I turned around and gave Yisha a hard look.

This guy is too bad, right?
At this time, Duan also had a reaction, and his reaction was so strange, I saw that he didn't lift his head, and made a strange meowing sound like a cat: "Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Everyone around stopped writing and looked at Dumb in surprise.

Only I was so full of laughter that I didn't dare to laugh out loud.

Yisha cursed from behind: "This idiot!" Then he finally quieted down.

After finishing the multiple-choice questions, I wrote a few words on the draft paper, crumpled them up, and quietly threw them behind Yisha.

"Thank you, aunt!" Yisha was overjoyed.

I smiled to myself - I won't be so happy when he opens the ball of paper!
Because there are only four words on the paper: "You are finished!"

After a while, Yisha also threw a ball of paper over. I hesitated for a moment, but opened it anyway. There was still a small ball of paper wrapped in it. There was Yisha's handwriting on the big paper ball: "To Xicheng, it's urgent!"

I smiled and threw the small ball of paper to Xicheng in the front row.

At this time, I looked up and saw Ali sitting on the podium, staring at us with piercing eyes.

However, balls of paper are flying all over the classroom.

Ale turned a blind eye, because his myopia degree was not a small four-digit number.

When I was doing the short answer questions, Xi Chenghui threw me a ball of paper, and I opened it without hesitation despite Yisha's screaming "Aww" behind me.

This is Xicheng's reply to Yisha.

I saw a piece of rubber wrapped in the paper ball. The four letters A, B, C, and D were painted on the four sides of the rubber, and there were three small characters on the paper: Throw it yourself.

I laughed dumbfounded, wrapped it up and threw it to Yisha.

I believe today must be Yisha's disaster day.

This belief was finally validated again towards the end of the exam.

The thing is like this - Ah Lei suddenly had a whim, and at some point he stepped off the podium and patrolled the classroom.But the crazy Yisha put the history textbook on the table and copied it.

Everyone who saw Yisha's actions secretly admired him in their hearts.

When Ah Lei walked to Yisha's side, he stopped suddenly.The people around Yisha were shocked, and Yisha was so nervous that he lost the function of self-action like a puppet.

Evidence of his cheating—the history textbook lay prominently on his desk like royalty.

Immediately afterwards, the whole class heard Ah Lei shouting hoarsely and exasperatedly:

"You...you...you...you...you...you...you...you...you, how dare you cheat, stand up for me!"

As soon as Ah Lei's voice fell, where his spittle flew across, 9 people stood up with a huff!

I was dumbfounded.

The idiom "springing bamboo shoots after the rain" has long been learned, but such a vivid understanding, thanks to what I saw today!

Afterwards, I heard people say that Yisha was the first "spring bamboo shoot" to stand up.However, what made him feel depressed was that Ale's target was someone from the first group.

A certain person was doing the test paper in a very orderly manner at that time, so he ignored Ah Lei's yelling and sat there calmly until the end of the test.

And Yisha is in the fifth group.

The depressed Yisha turned his face when he saw Dumb, and he insisted that he was killed by Dumb.

Dumb said aggrievedly: "You made me meow, am I not meow?"

(End of this chapter)