Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 12

"What have you been doing recently?" Liu Shushu, the teacher in charge, asked us.

We responded with silence.

"I'm not against you reading martial arts novels, but if you don't know how to control everything, it's too much!" Liu Shushu said angrily.

After Liu Shushu had finished his training, he began to hand out the language test paper. When he sent it to my deskmate, Dumb, he said to Dumb, "See what answers you have filled in?"

When I heard it, I looked out curiously.

Wow!
Dumb really has his——

1. The author of "Drunkard Pavilion" is Ouyang Feng.

2. Tao Yuanming's famous prose is "Peach Blossom Island".

3. The majestic patriotic poem written by Yue Fei is "Wu Mu's Last Letter".

4. A text selected from "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" advocates doing more good and less evil. The title of this text is "Brother Jing".

As I watched, I exclaimed: "Dumb, dumb, master master!"

Dumb thought I was laughing at him, so he took back his test paper and hid it in time.

Xicheng in the front row turned around and asked me: "What kind of master is Dumb?"

"Wulin master!" I replied.

After class, Xicheng talked eloquently to us about a netizen he met on the Internet—Super Cool PP Man.It is said that this cool PP man is in his freshman year and is a veritable "martial arts master".

Xicheng had an official meeting with Super Cool PP Man last weekend, and the place was in the canteen of the Second University of Technology.

According to Xicheng, the super cool PP man sat in the second canteen, looked at the bustling crowd, pondered for a while, and immediately recited a song "Huashan Lunjian Zhigong Canteen Edition", which made Xicheng admire him——

The uncle who cooks rice has "Phaseless Magic" on his face;
The aunt who swiped the card is as fast as a "ghost claw";
Students who are busy cooking take "Lingbo Weibu";
The buddies who jumped in line used the "teleportation method";
After succeeding, he performed the trick of "Shenlong Wagging Tail";
After the failure, he was expelled by everyone as "Foshan Wuyingjiao";
You jump in the queue and I jump in the queue too. I use the method of "returning to the other in the same way";
Stare at the delicious food and use the "soul-hunting method";
Those at the end of the queue are eager to call "Lion's Roar";
When grabbing steamed buns, it is as fast as a "grabbing hand";
If the chopsticks are broken, you have to use the "Yiyang finger";
When eating chicken nuggets, the "separate muscles and bones" are used;
The steak is cut with a "flaming knife";
……

It was not until the class bell rang that everyone reluctantly put this topic aside for the time being.

On the podium, the biology teacher is showing us a wall chart of African wild boars.

Xicheng is working hard on writing. Recently, he started to write books frantically in class, writing ancient dragon-style martial arts novels.I have seen what he wrote "The sword flower has fallen, where is the city".

Xicheng's tablemate Rabbit scoffed, and she commented, it's just nonsense!
As for Dumb, he was sharpening a small wooden knife under the table. I used a ballpoint pen to write the words "Golden Knife Son-in-law" on it for him.

Suddenly, I heard the biology teacher shout: "Why don't you look at me?"

Shocked, she looked up at him.

I saw that Hu Meiniang, who is usually so good-tempered—this is the nickname we give to sissy biology teachers—was furious at the moment. He pointed to his thin face and said angrily:
"Don't look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what the African wild boar looks like?"

ah?Our jaws almost dropped in amazement.

Classroom discipline only improved for a few minutes before returning to its original state.

Xicheng continued to write his martial arts stories, and while writing, he put down his pen, and happily discussed with Rabbit about the establishment of Chai Yumen.

They quarreled again about who should be the head of Chai Yumen.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I enthusiastically smoothed things over: "I'm looking after the sect master, so let's cherish the city. Rabbit, you are a woman after all, so just be the sect master's wife."

It sounds serious.

Duan listened from the sidelines and said "yes" repeatedly.

Rabbit didn't object either, she turned her head and pointed at Dui and me and said, "Why don't you two join Chai Yumen too."

At this time, Xicheng arrogantly threw over a blank piece of paper, on which it was written—"The door owner's footnote: For the prosperity of Chai Yumen, this door owner designates Duan and Mimi to be married. This letter!"

Holding the paper in both hands, I bowed my head and said, "Thank you, Lord!"

As soon as the words fell, I greedily spread my palms to Xicheng:

"The head of the sect treats guests, in order to have more little dumbs and little Mimis, I want to eat more!"

Upon hearing this, the rabbit also shouted, "Me too."

From then on, the rabbit and I extorted one piece of Xicheng chocolate, one piece of Wangwang sucked jelly, some QQ candy, and two pieces of beef jerky every day.

Yisha, who was sitting behind me, heard about the establishment of Chai Yumen, so he showed melancholy. He worked tirelessly to lobby everywhere, and soon established an anti-religion, dedicated to fighting against Chai Yumen.

Facing the common rivers and lakes, people from the two factions also sat down and delimited the boundaries. For example, the teacher's office area is called "Wicked People's Valley", and the toilet on the west side of the playground is called "Prairie" and so on.

From then on, it was the days when Chai Yumen and the anti-religion fought.

Our weapons ranged from water spray guns to wooden swords, slingshots, chalk, and more.

During class, people from the two factions stared at each other, ready to move.

After class, the world was in chaos, paper pills and chalk were flying "swish", and the sound of killing was deafening. How can the word "bloody" be used in this situation?
Just when our rivers and lakes business was booming, we never expected it to be ruined in the hands of Dumb.

The thing is like this, when Ah-Dai held up his "Golden Sword Son-in-law" wooden sword and chased and killed the rebels, he accidentally strayed into the sphere of influence of the "Valley of the Wicked".

At that time, Liu Shushu and a group of teachers were sitting in the office, drinking tea and laughing leisurely, when they suddenly saw a fat man come in, they couldn't help feeling horrified, and several female teachers screamed loudly in fright.

Liu Shushu unfolded "Lingbo Weibu", and with a "Ghost Claw", subdued this "rogue" on the ground.Li Li, an English teacher, looked at the willow tree with infinite admiration, and her saliva flowed out.

Dui lay on the ground, holding his head for a long time and dared not get up.

Afterwards, there was no need for Liu Shushu to use torture, the traitor Dumb confessed everything readily.So Liu Shushu launched a frantic siege in the class, and joined hands with the parents to suppress us.

After all the weapons were handed over, the two sects merged to form the "Peach Blossom Gate", which resolutely expelled Dumb out.

Dumb was very painful because of this.

Although our power has become stronger, we have never dared to go to the "Valley of the Wicked" to revolt.

(End of this chapter)