Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 13 Dumb Version "Monopoly Project"

In the past, whenever the teacher asked questions in class, everyone would have a certain expression - bowing their heads shyly, and the classroom atmosphere was gloomy.

Every teacher in the class complained to Liu Shushu, the head of the class, that the students in this class didn't talk when they should talk, and talked a lot when they shouldn't talk, which is really strange!
Willow tree was ashamed of this.

One day, he suddenly announced in the class that students who speak actively in class will get extra points in their final grades.

For us poor students, there are two things that we long for most in life, one is money and the other is grades!With these two things, we go from being poor to being rich.

Another point is that points and money often promote each other.

For example, if the final exam score is high, the parents will give more pocket money, and maybe even a heart-pounding bonus.

So we privately and arbitrarily named the willow tree decision "Monopoly Project".

It is conceivable that Liu Shushu's decision set off a huge wave in everyone's hearts...

My deskmate, dumb, always gets poor grades in exams, and is scolded at least once by my mother every day, so dumb is the poorest of the poor.

The "Monopoly Project" gave dumb great hope.

As his deskmate, I can see this most clearly.

Now every day in class, Dumb will be uncharacteristically, become full of energy, with bright eyes, like a dog on high alert, when he hears the teacher ask "why", he immediately "swish" and stand up to answer .

First English class in the morning.

English teacher Li Li wrote the English word for "pants" on the blackboard, and then asked:

"Is pants singular or plural?"

Dumb stood up and replied: "The above is singular, and the bottom is plural."

Xicheng in the front row said loudly: "I'll fall!"

Li Li was stunned for a moment, neither right nor wrong, but just told Ah-Dai to sit down.After Dumb sat down, he was still immersed in the excitement of adding points.

Second physiology class.

The teacher taught the whole class without asking any questions, and Dui writhed in his seat, becoming more and more restless.I prayed to the teacher for Dumb in my heart: "Hurry up and ask questions!"

As soon as the words in my heart fell, some gods responded to me.I only heard the teacher ask:

"Which classmate knows, what are the types of muscles in the human body?"

Dumb stood up with a "swipe".

"You know?" the physiology teacher asked Dumb with a smile.

"Ah? Divided into... Divided into..." Dui stammered and couldn't answer.

At this time, Xicheng in the front row secretly threw a ball of paper over.

"Teacher, I know!"

Someone below raised their hands to answer.

"I know I know!" Dumb said hurriedly.At this time, he had opened the paper ball and saw the answer, so he said triumphantly: "Fat meat, lean meat, pork belly!"

"Haha——" the whole class burst into laughter.

Xicheng even laughed so hard that he lay on the desk, I only saw his shoulders shaking wildly.

The third class is the social class of Willow Tree.

When Liu Shushu talked about "gold always shines", he was very emotional, and he asked casually: "Students, if you throw a piece of iron in the courtyard, what will happen to it after a long time?"

Dui stood up and said, "There will be a layer of rust on it."

"correct."

Liu Shushu praised Ah-Dai, and then he asked Ah-Dai enthusiastically: "But what if it's a piece of gold?"

Dumb thought for a moment, and replied decisively: "Then it's gone long ago."

After hearing this, Liu Shushu blinked, then blinked again, and finally said helplessly: "That's true..."

Dumb sat down flushed with excitement.

Xicheng turned around and praised Dumb in a low voice, saying that he answered surprisingly well.

The fourth lesson is Ale's history lesson.

As soon as Alei came, he asked: "What are the characteristics of the feudal system?"

And he didn't hesitate to point Dumb to answer the question, because among the whole class, he could only call out the name of one person without looking at the list.

This person is his favorite dumb.

After Ah Dui stood up, he couldn't answer, his face was suffocated like a pig's liver.

The good thing Xicheng turned around and made small movements to remind Dumb, because the answer to this question is "farmers are tied to the land", so Xicheng kept doing the movements of being tied.

I also reminded in a low voice: "Bundle... ah!"

As a result, Duan answered smoothly: "The farmer is tied to a tree!"

We were shocked, but what surprised us even more was that Ale actually said: "Yes, farmers are tied to the land!"

In the first class in the afternoon, it was Ah Lei's class again. He talked about current affairs to us.

When talking about the construction of the legal system, Alei asked a very difficult question: "Try to give an example to illustrate the difference between 'law' and 'law' in the word law?"

The whole class was silent.

"Hey, Dumb!" I whispered to Dumb.

Dumb scratched his scalp and smiled wryly.

At this time, everyone saw that Xicheng stood up slowly, and he said:

"Of course it's different. If my sister tells my mom that her boyfriend is a 'lawyer', my mom will be very happy; if my sister says her boyfriend is a 'mage', then my mom will beat her to death!"

"Tch!" we said.

Before the end of this class, Ale talked about the relationship between the insured and the beneficiary. To make it more vivid, he gave an example:
"For example, I have taken out personal insurance, and one day I am unfortunately hit by a car, and your teacher's wife can get compensation, and she is the beneficiary, so who am I?"

Dumb quickly stood up and replied, "Dead!"

We laughed.Ah Lei's eyeballs almost fell from the top of his glasses.

The rabbit in the front row has been sleeping on her stomach. She was woken up by our laughter and laughed along with us.I finally stopped laughing and patted the rabbit on the back:

"Rabbit, do you know what we are laughing at?"

The rabbit laughed out of breath and said, "I...I...I don't know...hahaha..."

(End of this chapter)