Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 15 Who is the Sleeping God is the Failing God
As we all know, my deskmate, dumb, is the king of sleepiness in the class.

Dumb snores when he sleeps, like a pig, so cute!However, Ah Dui usually doesn't dare to sleep in class, unless it is Ah Lei's class.

Because Ale, the history teacher, is highly myopic, and his hearing is not good.

Therefore, many people sleep peacefully in Ah Lei's class.

Xicheng, who was sitting in the front row of me, also seemed to have taken sleeping pills recently, sleeping like hell in class.

However, the difference between Xicheng and Dui is that he is eloquent and full of energy when class is over, and he seems to be more energetic than anyone else.

In the self-study class, Xicheng didn't sleep either.

And dumb, he wants to sleep.

Amid Dumb's snoring, Xicheng, his tablemate Rabbit, and me—the three of us discussed with great interest who is the sleeping god in the class.

The inspiration came from "God of Gamblers" broadcast on Phoenix Film Channel the night before.

Xicheng insisted that the god of sleep must be him.

To prove this point, he also composed an impromptu poem - "Sleep God's Work and Rest Schedule".

The first lesson of "Sleep God's Work and Rest Schedule" - take a nap if you are not in good spirits;

The second lesson of "Sleep God's Schedule" - I was about to wake up, but I saw the teacher and went back to sleep;
The third lesson of "Sleep God's Work and Rest Schedule" - sleep too tired, take a short break, sleep;

The fourth lesson of "Sleep God's Work and Rest Schedule" - Gu Youming's teaching: Sleeping before meals is the most noble; sleeping after meals is the most auspicious.sleep again;
The fifth lesson of "Sleep God's Work and Rest Schedule" - the same reason as the fourth lesson, sleep;

Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep...

After listening to the rabbit, I asked Xicheng to prove with practical actions that he is a veritable sleep god.

"It's very simple, you just need to strictly follow this schedule!" Rabbit said to Xicheng.

I just nodded in agreement.

"Okay, then...let's start from the next class..." Xicheng licked his lips and said as if making up his mind.

I really like watching Xicheng being cornered by us.

At this time, Duan was woken up by us from his sleep. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked us in a low voice:
"What are you arguing about?"

"Dai, what dream did you have again?" Xicheng asked Dui.

The rabbit and I also chimed in and said, "Yes, let's hear it!"

Duan loves to dream as soon as he sleeps, and his dreams are always very strange.

"I dreamed that we graduated and held a graduation ceremony, hehe—" Duan said with a naive smile.

"Wow, I dreamed of graduating, it's really you." Rabbit exclaimed.

"It's no fun."

I said dully.

When I think that I will take the high school entrance examination after graduation, I can't help but feel hairy.

Dumb ignored us, he continued: "I dreamed that the principal was speaking on the stage, he opened the speech, and said with a solemn expression: 'Students...'"

"Ha ha--"

Having said that, Dumb laughed to himself.

"Laugh at your size, hurry up and say it!" I threatened him.

Duan was most afraid that I would show a fierce face, so he hurriedly continued: "Suddenly a gust of wind blew the speech paper to the ground, and the principal said: 'My words are over.'"

We couldn't help laughing, and finally let Dumb go.

The next period was math class, and Xicheng really lived up to expectations, and fell asleep peacefully, just like an angel.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Xicheng opened his eyes, and he asked Rabbit:

"How long have I been asleep?"

Rabbit didn't dare to answer, because the math teacher had already walked in front of Xicheng, but Xicheng, who was lying on the table, didn't notice.

"You have slept in a class for about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, two-thirds of an hour, 36ths of a day, 960th of a month, 120th of a year, [-] One six thousandth of a century!"

The math teacher replied lightly for the rabbit.

When Xicheng heard it, he jumped up in shock.

Fortunately, this guy's grades in math are extremely good, so the math teacher didn't punish him, and left without even a word of reprimand. Xicheng was very proud of this.

The next class is biology class, the last class for today.

I think Xicheng's wish to be the god of sleep is about to come true—because the biology teacher always keeps his eyes open in class.

After the biology teacher walked in, I felt that his face was not very good-looking, probably because something went wrong.

Xicheng didn't notice, he fell asleep again.

The biology teacher talked about the difficult issues of heredity and mutation today. He turned his attention to Xicheng several times, which made me feel that the situation today is not good.

Halfway through the class, the biology teacher started asking questions.

He asked a relatively difficult question-try to explain the relationship between heredity and variation.This keeps us silent.

So he repeated the question, and then called Xicheng's name.

After Xicheng was awakened by the rabbit at the same table, he immediately stood up alertly. He looked at the teacher on the podium with a dazed gaze.

The biology teacher said seriously: "You come to answer my question just now, right?"

Xicheng was probably still in a half-dream and half-awake state, so he didn't notice that "Is that right" was just the biology teacher's catchphrase, so he answered firmly, "Yes!"

After Xicheng replied eloquently, he looked around everyone smugly.Unexpectedly, we all laughed so much that he began to doubt himself.

The biology teacher was very angry at Xicheng's answer. In a fit of anger, he, who is not good at words, came up with this mantra again:

"right?"

"No!" Xicheng acted accordingly.

We laughed even harder.

I saw the biology teacher almost fainted!The teacher should have asked the question again, but he was so angry that he still said these three words:

"right?"

Xicheng's voice trembled a little: "It's a little bit right but not completely right!"

I laughed so hard that I burst into tears.

The biology teacher didn't think that all this was due to his own misleading, so he asked again:
"right?"

"Teacher, I really couldn't think of a fourth possibility!"

Xicheng looked innocent, and was eventually kicked out of the classroom by the biology teacher.

Afterwards, we all laughed at Xicheng for not being a god of sleep, but simply a god of decay!
(End of this chapter)