Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 16 This "injustice" lasts forever (Ying Zhuoxiu)

Outside the window, there is a hazy drizzle like clear smoke.I inadvertently shook my head and looked back... Oh, so fast, in the blink of an eye, this is my fourth tablemate.

The new deskmate is a quiet and well-behaved girl, with a pair of thick glasses on the bridge of the nose, and the brown frame looks deep on the proud nose bridge of this blooming girl.She was immersed in her homework, her hair was fluttering slightly, as if she had been isolated from this noisy class.After changing seats, I thought I could finally calm down and calm down, but looking at the drizzle outside the window, I felt sad again for some reason...

Memories at the same table
I actually started to have a lot of memories, memories...

"Cough, cough cough." She cleared her throat and stepped on the poor chair with one foot; one arm was akimbo, and the other was stretched out, a bit like "pointing fingers", like a bow.

"Listen up, listen up. This heroine is going to sit in the 'Wulin' and give pointers to the 'Jianghu'! Hahahaha..." Just when she was laughing so chillingly, that terrifying yet heroic laughter It came to an abrupt end.

Looking up, the heroine of the female school is pointing her index finger at me, and shouting: "She is my disciple who opened the door, if someone comes to bully her! Hmph, I will die!"

I looked around awkwardly and mechanically... as if thousands of pairs of eyes were about to swallow me!There was silence on all sides...

"Hmph, a sign of violent tendencies." I don't know who was bold enough to say something secretly.But this mosquito-like humming sound was enough to reach the female hero's Shunfeng ears.In an instant, a "bloody disaster" began like this!

"Hehe..." I said with a wry smile, trembling, "Is this my NO.1 deskmate? Hehe, hehe..."

The ringing of the class bell ended this "reign of terror".

I stared blankly at the "Woman Xia" who was only a few centimeters away from me, and finally I was able to take a closer look at her.When she is quiet, she has a pair of piercing black jewel-like big eyes covered by long eyelashes, and she is fully equipped with sports equipment!

Vigilant, she seemed to feel that I was watching her, and suddenly turned her head.Those eyes are bigger and brighter, like a leopard!I was startled by this sudden move, and quickly buried my head deeply, like a frightened ostrich.

She tapped my head a few times with the pen: "Is there something wrong? My good apprentice."

apprentice?Did she really treat me as an apprentice?Depressed, so uncomfortable...

A few days passed, and I gradually got used to the hot-tempered heroine demeanor at the same table!But a self-righteous idea gradually sprouted in my heart and grew up...

I remember that day, I finally mustered up the courage and whispered in her ear: "You...I think...you are like a heroine! Why don't you try...try..."

The fast-talking girl couldn't bear my hesitation, and shouted: "Speak quickly, there are No. 16 letters!"

I was so scared that I raised my voice immediately: "Try to be a lady!"

She was slightly taken aback, tilting her head thoughtfully.

……

I was dumbfounded, and only silently marveled——today, she was wearing a snow-white dress, and the lace on the skirt was fluttering in the breeze.A thin braid was tied, and it flickered like a long tassel.The big eyes blinked at me, and the corners of the mouth were filled with a rare sweet smile.

"You..." I hesitated to speak.I thought she would yell: What are you, tell me quickly... But the original heroine asked shyly in an extremely gentle tone, "Hehe, what's wrong with me, tell me?"

……(silence)

"Hehe, this good classmate, my good deskmate, it doesn't matter if you don't tell me. Confucius said: A gentleman does not make others difficult, and a lady does not make others difficult!"

This whiney voice said an old-fashioned saying: It gave me goosebumps all over the floor!I swallowed my saliva. Although she changed her appearance, I was still inexplicably afraid of her. As the saying goes: Jiangshan is easy to change, but nature is hard to change!

"It's beautiful!" I said with a hint of compliment.But I saw her, nodding to me; sat down slowly, but only sat on one-third of the chair; straightened her chest, put her stomach in, raised her chin slightly, and wanted to be a white swan; looked at her with deep eyes In the distance, with his hand on his chin, he looked like a melancholy angel.

terrible!I quickly lowered my head, she had changed, completely changed, but it made me daunted even more.Bewildered, it all confuses me, confuses...

Which one is you?I began to wonder whether there was a problem with the program or a hacker.

Heroine, heroine, come back quickly, don't scare me!Why do you always scare me, are we born to be enemies?
Memories at the same table two
Those days passed in fear and in a daze.I was carried to the second group again. Although the deskmate was a man, I could finally feel at ease and feel more at ease.But all this is never as simple as imagined!
He is a super weirdo.

He is a boy with single eyelids, small eyes, and the corners of the eyes droop down strangely, forming a triangle shape.The clear white in the eyes is pitifully rare, as if there is only one black eyeball.

A chirping duck mouth repeats its opening and closing movements forever and ever.So his teeth hidden in the dark corners—hehe, let me discover them too—the jagged teeth are densely covered in the corners of the gums, like lazy white and fat boys, crooked Xi lay down on the ground.

The strangest thing is his bony thumb, index finger, middle finger, ring finger and little finger! (I was a bit out of breath after speaking in one breath, cough, cough...) Since I am a person who is very curious and must solve the mystery, I don't care whether he agrees or not. In his "heart-piercing" Roaring", (although some disrespect for human rights, but let's ignore it for the time being) pinched his finger and gestured to the ruler for measurement.

"No way, nine centimeters!" I said to myself excitedly.

Glancing at him at the same table, hehe, the small eyes finally got bigger.

Strange people have strange hobbies, and this weird man's peculiar hobby is "bragging without writing drafts".

I remember that it was a general knowledge class, and the subject was "maglev train".Although the chubby general knowledge teacher looks a little "sick of the country and the city", his class is not bad at all.He didn't care to listen. "Did you know?" He raised the topic, as if asking me.

I am a good student, and I firmly resist the questions he throws.But curiosity is a bit troublesome: "Know what? Tell me quickly!"

"Hee hee," he opened his mouth and couldn't close it, "I've been on the maglev train! About five times, but the ticket is more expensive than what the teacher said! At least 2000 yuan!"

I was surprised at first, but when I recovered, I was only angry, and I still ignored him.This uninterested guy still makes my ears dirty:

"Haven't you ever been on a train? Well, come to think of it, it's too expensive for you. Then have you ever been on a train? You haven't been on a train either? Well, that's too sad! Tsk tsk tsk, poor thing Child!"

I suppressed the sparks that were about to explode in my heart, and simply stood up the textbooks, covering my eyes, not looking at his beaming face and big mouth that was blown out.

"For me, at least I have sat for more than [-] times. Hehe, it's not too many." He paused for a while.

I took a deep breath and thought: Haha, silly boy, one-man shows are not so easy to sing!But just a moment later, the textbook in my hand "slapped" and "collapsed" on the table-he slapped the book down with his hand.

"Oh, by the way, have you ever flown in a plane? Hehe, I did it yesterday. Hey, the feeling of flying is really cool, ahhh!"

I vomited and thought: Dude, you wouldn’t be flying at home and parachuting over school, would you?

With a final smile on my face, I gave him a soft "shh", and slightly plugged my ears with two fingers.

But he frowned, and hurriedly resumed what he said just now: "Hey! I haven't finished talking yet, have you ever been on a ship? Haha, you must have vomited! I've been on it more than [-] times! It's nothing, really nothing!"

What follows is purely a personal monologue.But I am grateful that the old man finally stopped talking about transportation and changed to real estate.

"Did you know? (The beginning remains the same) My dad recently bought another house. The 'Dragon Ball Building' that can be seen through the window is on the highest floor! (According to people familiar with the matter: the highest floor The first floor is an attic, and the price is very cheap.) Looking down, you can see the scenery of your hometown at a glance. My family still has two or three houses in Ningbo. I plan to go to Ningbo to study and live in the future! In Ninghai, my parents said they would buy again There are a few villas, you can live in them during the holidays. I can’t remember the others for the time being, so I’ll tell you later!”

My head is about to explode, and my ears are full of buzzing like flies.The only thing that is still clear is: his family must run a bank!Oh, the heavens, the earth, which angel sister arranged for me to be my friend!

Memories at the same table three
At my strong request, Mr. Wang, the homeroom teacher with Jackie Chan's high nose bridge, finally changed me to a new deskmate.

The new deskmate was a short boy with a very fair face wearing a pair of round old-fashioned glasses.He seems a little dull and shy...but God knows he is such, such, and such a person!
Since he was at the same table with me, he never spoke, and always put on an old K face; since I was at the same table with him, he was full of smiles, and asked this and that with a smile.But he was silent.But I still want to relieve this frozen "neighborhood" relationship.

I intentionally started the topic again: "What's your name?"

Although I don't want to hear this funny name (the favorite nickname of my classmates), I still hope that we can start with self-introduction and get along friendly together.

His stiff neck finally raised his big rusty head, and he looked at me dully.

But a few seconds later, he lowered his head again, stretched out a finger and pointed at the crooked name on the exercise book - "Yiguo".

Looking at the name, I thought again: "One fruit?" When he was born, there was only one fruit on his fruit tree? "One fruit?" Is it his parents' perfect fruit of love? "One fruit?" Is he the precious pistachio held in the palm of the family? (An old K face makes me happy? Depressed...)
"The guy with no eyes!" A harsh voice pulled me out of my imagination.I was stunned, a little surprised, and shook my head.

yeah!He spoke! (I was scolded, but still had a small sense of accomplishment...)
Since then, "I don't know if I don't say it, I'm startled when I say it" has become his "signature action".

It was a morning reading class.The brother "Winter Melon" in the front row (he was born in a snowy winter, so he looks like a melon, so he is called "Winter Melon" for short), suddenly turned his head and wrote a poem:
Class 1 ([-]) at dawn to see an orchard
Winter melon
After all, in the orchard in mid-June,
Fruit trees are not the same as the four seasons.

Receive the infinite green leaves of the fruit and leaves of the sky,
Yingri fruit is red in a different way.

Yiguo's face didn't change, he pondered for a moment, raised his glasses, and some scholars said in a dignified manner:

Winter melon
Fruit
Winter melon grows silently,
The sun is shining and the melons are smelly.

The melon leaves just show their sharp corners,
Flies have already stood on the head.

"Winter Melon" was dumbfounded, and it must be the first time he has tasted Yiguo's hidden weapon of "not surprising and endless".

The two of them chanted poems and clashed in the morning reading class, which made me, the head of the class, a little bit embarrassed.I patted the table lightly with my hand, and whispered: "Great poets! It's not really walking through the orchards and melon fields now. Let's collect the poetry first, and then compare it after this morning reading class, okay ?"

Donggua stuck out her tongue, and was about to turn around obediently.But Yiguo got up with a "snap", still expressionless, but what he said shocked me: "One day, I will replace your position as monitor and let you go to see it (read the first sentence here) Orchard, plant winter melons!"

After speaking, he sat down with a blank expression.I suddenly felt that the air was thin and it was difficult to breathe...

If he did what he said, he was one of the candidates in the re-voting election.All the boys rejoice that finally there is a male candidate!After those impassioned speeches, he only said a few words briefly: "Our former class monitor was my deskmate. During the days when we were friendly, I felt that I was better than her and more suitable for me. Be monitor! Thank you."

The same table is really a "friendly" tablemate; the enemy is really an out-and-out enemy!
During this long period of contemplation and recollection, I came back to my senses and looked at the fourth tablemate again.

At this time, she was watching "My Enemy at the Same Table" written by sister Meimei, and I stared at her peaceful appearance for a long time.There was a sentence I wanted to ask her, but I couldn't ask her, so I wrote it on a white note, which read: We should...not be...tablemates, right?

I folded the note in half and put it on my chest for three seconds, then slowly handed it to her.She glanced at me with a smile, put down the book, and opened the note.I closed my eyes, nervous, and looking forward to her answer.

I opened my eyes slightly, only to see that the snow-white note had turned into a white origami crane, with a line of beautiful handwriting written on the wings-everything is possible!
(End of this chapter)