Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 5 Teacher Ale's Vision

Ale is an old man with glasses at the bottom of the bottle. He teaches history, which is worthy of the name; however, he also teaches us current affairs at the same time, which is a bit baffling.

But they are all "sub-classes". The school doesn't matter, and neither do we!

The title "Alei" is of course a nickname.

We sometimes nickname the teacher, often because we like the teacher.

Ale is our favorite teacher.

Ale always sits firmly on the podium in class, looking at us through the top of the glasses frame. At this time, the circles on the glasses will stand out very clearly.

Whenever he looked at us like this, I figured that what he saw was not a human head at all, maybe a pile of flour or soot.

When I told this whimsical idea to my deskmate, Dumb, the silly boy laughed twice.

It seems that every teacher has a favorite student. It's strange to say that Ah Lei's favorite student is Dumb!
As for why Ah Lei likes Dumb the most, there are two legendary versions.

The first version is like this -

It was a day not long after the start of school. After Ale finished his first class and assigned homework, he kindly said to everyone:
"If you have any questions about the topics in the history books in the future, don't plagiarize, you can ask me in private."

As a result, a few days later, Ah Dui took the history book to find Ah Lei.

After Ah-Dai answered Ah-Dai's question, he looked at Ah-Dai's history book and asked:

"This is a new textbook, why did you tear off these two pages?"

Dumb said confidently: "Teacher, didn't you want us to tear it up and ask you?"

After Ah Leixiu teased for two seconds, she was moved to tears by Ah Dui's spirit of studiousness without seeking to understand.

He took out a brand new history textbook from the drawer, handed it to Ah-Dai, stretched out his withered hand, touched Ah-Dai's big head, and said lovingly:

"Silly boy, don't tear up books anymore!"

The second version is related to Xicheng——

It was also just the beginning of school, and Alei came to his first political class.

Alei said that in this class, he will hand out a paper to test everyone, to see how much we know about contemporary politics.

When I heard that there was an exam, the whole class wailed.

Xicheng stood up bravely, and said in a protesting tone, teacher, if you take the exam so casually, it will disturb our study psychology.

Ah Lei looked very interested, and asked Xicheng, "What's your name?"

Xicheng reported Dumb's name without hesitation.

Ah Lei's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations. He nodded and asked Xi Cheng to sit down, and then said in an approving tone: "Dumb, I will give you an A, and you can be exempted from this exam."

When we heard it, we were all shocked, and each looked at Dumb with sympathy.

Someone boldly asked: "Teacher, why is this?"

"Because Dumb student dares to speak out with reason, this is exactly the purpose of education. Students like him are rare and rare!"

Ali shook his head in admiration.

Ah, so it is!

We all breathed a sigh of relief for Dumb, and everyone started chattering, thinking that Dumb is a fool and a fool.

Xicheng couldn't help standing up "teng", and said amidst the noise: "Since this is the case, then teacher, my name is Xicheng!"

We heard it and all laughed.

It's a pity that the voice in the classroom was too noisy, so that Alei thought that Xicheng was making a lot of noise when he stood up, so he scolded Xicheng with a straight face and said:

"What do you look like when you are so noisy?"

Xicheng was stunned.

For a moment, he didn't expect that Ah Lei, who was highly myopic, couldn't see his image clearly just now.

From then on, when Ah Lei was in class, he would call on Ah Dai's name every now and then, and he would always use that kind of friendly tone.

Xicheng said angrily about this, Ah Lei is the teacher with the worst vision in the world!

Today, when we returned to the classroom after physical education class, we found a strange handsome guy sitting in the last row. He was dressed in denim, with long hair and a lazy expression. At first glance, he looked a bit like RAIN.

I was so excited that I bit the rabbit's ear: "Who is he?"

Wow!Don't be a transfer freshman, right?
Before the class bell rang, Ah Lei opened the back door of the classroom and walked in.

Ah Lei called Ah-Dai's name, handed the papers in Ah-Dai's hands, and told him, "Distribute the test papers to everyone."

Seeing this scene, the handsome guy stood up and wanted to leave.

"Don't leave! Class starts early today." Alei pressed the handsome man's shoulder and said sharply.

The handsome guy glanced at Ah Lei, and sat down with helpless eyes.

"It really is a new classmate!"

I took the rabbit's hand and almost jumped up with excitement.

"Bah, I just like handsome guys. Little pervert Mimi!" The rabbit spat at me in a low voice.

I punched her.

"Be careful, the old man Ah Lei has a bad temper today!"

Rabbit's tablemate, Xicheng, turns around and warns us.

Sure enough, as soon as Ah Lei came to the podium, he said angrily:

"How did you all take the exam? Look, there are not many passers in the whole class, which made me dizzy when I changed the exam papers."

We dare not speak, let alone make a sound.

Come to think of it - it's too much to dazzle Ah Lei's eyes!
Ale went on to say, "However, when I revised it to the end, I found out that there was one who got [-] in the exam. I was shocked!"

We were also taken aback, and then whispered: "Who will take the [-] exam?"

"Yeah, I also wondered who passed the [-] test. Later, I took a closer look and it turned out to be my standard answer." Ale said.

We couldn't help but laugh.

But Ale never laughed, so we laughed even harder.

This is probably what we like about Ali!
When Ah Lei was grading the papers, he called people up to answer the questions. Today, because he was in a bad mood, he didn’t order his favorite student, Duan, but the handsome guy in the last row.

"The student in the last row, tell me, what contributions did Qin Shihuang make in history?"

"do not know."

"I don't know? In what year did the Qin Dynasty fall? What is the reason?"

"do not know."

"I don't know? Didn't I ask you to review? Then what did you do on Sunday?"

"I went to a friend's house for a drink."

"Ah? How dare you answer like that?"

Ah Lei was furious and almost stood up: "What will you do next time in the exam?"

"I don't care! I tell you, I'm here to fix the fluorescent lights in the classroom!"

(End of this chapter)