Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 6 Boring Social Classes
In the summer afternoon, it is really drowsy.

Willow tree came to give us social lessons, but not many people seemed to listen.

No way, the social class is too boring!

The rabbit sitting in front of me secretly plugged in earplugs and listened to music; while her tablemate, Xicheng, was flipping through a comic book with her head bowed.

Liu Shushu on the podium said that he would use a little time to ask a classmate to stand up and recite the "Snake Catcher Talk" just taught in the Chinese class.

The class suddenly became quiet.

Even Xicheng and Rabbit looked up at the willow tree.Everyone was secretly nervous in their hearts, for fear that the teacher would call their names.

Some people vented their dissatisfaction in a low voice: "This is a social class! How did you start Chinese?"

Liu Shushu clicked on my tablemate Dumb.

The hapless Dumb poked there like a pillar.When everyone saw that the world was peaceful, they each pretended to have nothing to do with themselves, busy with their own work, and talked about their own gossip.

Liu Shushu looked at Dumb with that kind of smiling and expectant eyes.

I was really worried for the willow tree, so I opened the Chinese document below, and just reminded Dumb the first sentence in a low voice: "Yongzhou's real estate is different snakes, black and white..."

At this time, Liu Shushu may also feel that the classroom discipline is too chaotic, so he quickly walked off the podium and began to search and arrest.Taking advantage of the noise, I simply put the open Chinese textbook in front of Dumb and urged him to read it quickly.

Dumb is also very cooperative with me.

The guy just read a few sentences, then he raised his head and began to recite fluently.

When Willow returned to the podium with his hands full of trophies such as MP3s and comic books, Duan was looking at the ceiling and reciting loudly:

"When the ruthless officials come to my hometown, they yell from east to west, from north to south, and make an uproar, even if they are terrified..."

Liu Shushu stared at Dumb with wide eyes.

The whole class suddenly burst into laughter, because this sentence reminded everyone of what Liu Shushu did just now.

In the end, Liu Shushu didn't hold back, and he also grinned.

Oh, he looks really good when he smiles!
Dumb stopped, looked at everyone inexplicably, and then at the willow tree.

"Continue to memorize." Liu Shushu signaled Dumb.

So Dumb continued to recite, but not many people listened.

Although Xicheng's comic books were confiscated, he was still dishonest. He turned around and spoke ill of Dumb to me and Rabbit.

"When I was in elementary school, I don't know how much I helped this stinky boy!"

"What's the matter?" I was very interested.

Dumb looked at us, he didn't have time to interrupt, he still stood there and memorized the text honestly.

Xicheng continued: "I was the team leader at that time, and I had to check the diaries of the team members every day. The teacher stipulated that the diary should not be less than 50 characters, but Dumb couldn't write that much every time."

"I can't even write 50 characters! Ah, what an idiot!"

The rabbit shook his head and sighed with emotion.

"Hey, I was only in the first grade at that time!" Xicheng said.

I glanced at him, it is really rare that this guy is willing to speak for Dumb today.

"I remember one time, Duan wrote this - today I saw a very small ant carrying a small grain of rice. Count, how many words?"

I quickly counted it out:

"21 words. Not enough!"

"So, I let Dumb add the words!" Xicheng said proudly.

"How to add it?" I was dumbfounded.

"Hey, that's right--today I saw a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small ant carrying a very very very very very very very very very very very very very small ant on its back. Small, very small rice. How is it? Is the number of words enough?"

The rabbit and I laughed haha, nodded while looking at Dumb, and said again and again:
"Enough! Enough!"

At this time, Duan finished reciting the book and sat down.He heard everything we said just now.So, he took a look at Xicheng.

"What are you looking at? Don't thank me for helping you!"

Xicheng glared at Dumb, and finally turned around.

At this time, Liu Shushu had noticed us, and I saw him watching this side attentively while he was giving a lecture.Xicheng's rules are much more honest. He raised his head and looked at the willow tree, pretending to concentrate on listening to the lecture.

However, Ah-Dai couldn't help but mutter to me, venting his dissatisfaction with Xicheng: "Actually, Xicheng asked me to make up the number of words, which caused me to be scolded so badly by the teacher!"

I glanced at Dumb and didn't dare to speak.

Dui still said desperately: "His own composition is not good, one day the teacher even read his composition."

While looking nervously at the willow tree, I whispered:
"If the teacher reads it, it means that he writes well, you idiot!"

"The teacher read it as a bad composition!" Duan said to me seriously, his voice suddenly became louder, and I was shocked.

But the fool said without realizing it:

"Xicheng writes - I like my little dog Bobby very much, I often call it 'Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby' , it will bark, woof, woof, woof, woof."

Everyone around heard it, and some laughed.

At this time, the willow tree came striding towards us, with an unbearable resentment on his face.He walked up to Dumb and said seriously:
"After you just finished memorizing the book, you have been talking non-stop. Tell me, do you still look like a student?"

Dumb stood up pitifully.

Xicheng turned his head, gloating at Ah Duile.

"No... like." Duan looked at the willow tree with a sad face, with a tone of surrender.

"Then tell yourself, what do you look like?"

Willow tree still has no good voice.

"Like... like a teacher."

Dumb's face flushed, and he finally answered the question.

When everyone heard it, they all looked at the willow tree with expressions that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Because of the close distance, I saw a smile on the corner of Willow's mouth.

"Okay," Liu Shushu said again after a while, "Your answer finally makes sense, so I'll let you go this time!"

I saw the smile at the corner of his mouth rippling to his face, and everyone couldn't help applauding.This applause is for our lovely teacher Liu Shushu, not for Dumb.

"Then let me ask you another question." Returning to the podium, Willow suddenly said to Dumb again, "I mentioned Helen Keller just now, now I ask you, what are you going to do if you lose your three days of light ?”

Liu Shushu asked Dumb a question out of the blue, making me suspect that his tolerance just now was fake.

"If you lose the light for three days..." Dumb touched his forehead, thinking desperately, I was worried for him.

At this time, Xicheng in the front row quietly raised a piece of white paper with two words written in black ink on it.

Dumb didn't care about 21, as if he was grabbing a life-saving straw when he was about to drown, he blurted out these two words:

"Fortune telling!"

I saw the mouth of the willow tree opened so wide...

(End of this chapter)