Friends at the same table: The exam is crazy

Chapter 7 Weird Little Composition

Because there are two short essays in this year's Chinese entrance examination questions, the value of the short essays has suddenly risen sharply, and it has been doubled in favor.

Chinese teacher Liu Shushu arranges some strange little compositions every day.

Not only let us write, but also let us do oral small composition training.

Today's oral composition exercise is titled "Back to Alma Mater".

Liu Shushu said, "Back to Alma Mater" is an imaginative composition question. He asked us to imagine what kind of scene and mood it will be when we return to our alma mater in the future, that is, after we have started working.
The tone of Willow Tree is very seductive and provocative, and our emotions are easily mobilized——

"Wow! After work - so good!"

"No more classes, no exams, no discipline. Just money!"

Seeing the heated discussion below, Liu Shushu nodded and smiled, and waited for us for 2 minutes before saying:

"I would like to invite a classmate to come up and tell everyone."

So everyone quieted down.

The first one to be called to the stage was my unlucky deskmate again—dumb.

Amidst the malicious snickering of the boys, Dumb walked up to the podium slowly.

Willow Shushu left the most honorable position in the center of the podium to Ah-Dai, and he himself stood aside, waiting for Ah-Dai to start with expectant eyes.

阿呆在经历了（1）脸红？邛（2）用手摸脑袋？邛（3）哼哼哈哈5秒钟？邛（4）眼睛看着天花板？邛（5）翻白眼这五道程序之后，开始制造他的小作文了：
"Well... At that time... At that time... I drove a luxury car and brought my secretary back to my alma mater. Why did I come to my alma mater? I came to donate money! The students and teachers lined up to welcome: A warm welcome to Wanwan to return to his alma mater."

We couldn't help laughing, even the willow tree couldn't help laughing with us.

After laughing, Liu Shushu said to Dumb:
"unrealistic!"

Dumb's face was as red as a big red cloth, his mouth was squeezed into a smile desperately, and he almost tripped when he stepped off the podium.

The boys below applauded enthusiastically:
"Warmly welcome Ah Wan!"

Xicheng, who was sitting in the front row of me, took the opportunity to shout:
"A Wanwan, the secretary you bring is Xiaomi!"

Unfortunately, this sentence was heard by Liu Shushu, who pointed at Xicheng:

"The next one is you, come up!"

Xicheng looked unlucky and was carried onto the podium by Liu Shushu.

Everyone looked at him gloatingly.

I saw Xi Cheng calmly cleared his throat, and then spoke slowly:

"I rode a soy sauce brand bicycle, creaked, brought my wife and children, and came to my alma mater. Why are you here? I'm here to invite sponsors! The principal smiled, but Liu Shushu, the Chinese teacher, gave me 50 yuan sympathetically. He also said to me earnestly: Take a good job and get a job again.”

The whole class burst into laughter, and even the willow tree burst into tears.

Xicheng walked back to his seat triumphantly.

After everyone finished laughing, Liu Shushu also praised Xicheng, saying that he has a sense of crisis.

Xicheng was a little dissatisfied, and he sincerely said to the rabbit at the same table: "I hope that Liu Shushu will give me the same evaluation as Dumb."

"Tch!" The rabbit scolded him.

Dui and I sat in the back watching them bicker and laughed happily.

Willow then commented on the small composition that everyone wrote last time.

He particularly emphasized the problem of learning attitude, and gave an example to say:

"A classmate quoted Li Bai's poem 'Flying down three thousand feet' in his composition, and wrote it as 'Flying down three thousand corpses', which made the teacher almost turn into a zombie when correcting the composition in the middle of the night!"

We laughed.

"This is a mistake that shouldn't be made, but it is made! This is a question of learning attitude."

Willow gradually became serious, paced the classroom, and continued:

"For your learning attitude, now, the teacher will draw a cross on you with a red pen; but it will still be like this after you work. If I were the boss, then what I would give you would be a thin envelope with -"

Xicheng interjected softly below: "There is a check for 8 yuan."

"Hey, don't sleep!" Liu Shushu patted a guy lying on the table in the back row, then looked at everyone and said, "That's right, that's a letter of dismissal."

"Isn't that you, Xicheng—you've been laid off!"

I poked Xicheng's back and said gloatingly.

After Liu Shushu finished his earnest speech, he arranged a small composition for us and asked us to complete it in class.

One is "My... Teacher" and the other is "Me 30 Years Later". Choose one of the two articles to write.

Everyone got the composition text, and immediately began to "scrape and brush" to write.

When the get out of class bell rang, everyone handed in their notebooks, so everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

After Liu Shushu said goodbye to us, he walked out of the classroom holding a stack of composition texts.

At this time, Li Li, an English teacher, appeared out of nowhere. She leaned in front of Liu Shushu to show her hospitality, and seemed to want to take it as a text for Liu Shushu, but Liu Shushu kindly refused.

Seeing the two of them walking towards the office while talking and laughing, Xicheng repeated a classic line of Athena in "Saint Seiya": "I have a bad feeling!"

"Don't worry, how could Liu Shushu like her?" Rabbit said with a little disdain.

Unfortunately, Xicheng's premonition came true.

The second period was English class, and Li Li walked in with a murderous look on her face, kicked the front door of the classroom to death with a "bang", and then rushed towards Xicheng.

"You wrote a good composition!"

Li Li clattered and held up a composition book in her hand, like an angry lioness.

Xicheng shrank her neck, making a cute and pitiful look.

What happened?Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, wanting to ask but not daring to ask.

"Okay! Let me read your good article."

Li Li was so angry that her hands trembled, she finally shook off the composition in her hands, and began to read:

"Me in 30 Years": The weather is fine today, and I took my child to play in the park. As I was walking, I met a homeless old woman with stinky clothes and tattered clothes. I took a closer look Oh my god! She turned out to be my English teacher in junior high..."

We tried our best to cover our mouths. We were really afraid that if we were not careful, the laughing gas in our stomachs would come out and suffer Li Li's K!
"You wait, I want to hand it over to the principal, I want you to write 100 self-criticisms, and I want the principal to punish you!"

Li Li pointed at Xicheng, her face turned blue and her voice was hoarse. It was really terrifying!At this time, the laughing gas in our stomachs ran away, because Xicheng looked so pitiful!

"And you!"

Suddenly, Li Li grabbed another composition text from the podium, and "slapped" it in front of my deskmate Dumb. The timid Dumb jumped up like a wind-up doll in fright.

"Dirty! Bah! If you engage in personal attacks, you have to write an inspection!" Li Li roared.

Dumb's hands were shaking, and he couldn't open his notebook anyway. I hurriedly helped him, opened it and took a closer look. Dumb wrote another article: "My English Teacher".

"My English teacher has long hair and shoulders, is short and has a little chest..."

"Wow!"

I stuck out my tongue, looked at the frowning Dumb, and sighed for him in my heart—oh, Dumb, you actually wrote "fierce" as "chest", this is a problem of learning attitude!

Li Li's sneer was uploaded from the podium with the sound of teeth grinding:
"Humph——fortunately, I stole the composition text of Willow Tree! Today, my pointer can come in handy!"

(End of this chapter)