Second Continuation of Golden Plum

Chapter 23

The old guard cuts down the withered mulberry with two axes, and the beautiful woman shares the bed with the evil fire. The poem said: When it comes to wandering, the old man has a youthful heart.

The teeth are sparse and the smell of ointment is enviable, and the earplugs are unpleasant to hear the silk and bamboo sound.

In the medicine, you want to be favored by the green temples, who will give you the white-headed chant.

Looking for Xianlu in the forest, I asked carefully about the gold in the water.

It is said that Ruan Shoubei is seventy years old, and he married a 45-year-old woman commanding Bao, who is already a defeated general. Why did he lure a woman from Bian Qianhu's family to stay in the house and hook up with him?After staying for three or four days, Ruan Shoubei added four treasures: adding bending to the waist, adding soreness to the legs, adding saliva to the mouth, and adding cotton to the yang.

After thinking about it for a few days, I want to keep him at home without a place to live.There is Fahua Nunnery next door. My aunt is called Fuqing, and she was also a monk for the first time after the chaos.She was originally the concubine of Liu Dahu's family in the capital city. She was very good at laying wool and picking thread. She was taken captive by the Jin soldiers for half a year.

Less than two years later, his master died, and he recruited two apprentices, named Tan Neng and Tan Fu, who lived in Fahua Nunnery.There are several spare houses, where grandmas often come to live. "Borrow him two or three rooms, so that his mother and child can be safe, and we need to come and go." Ruan Shoubei went to Fuqing Nunnery, asked for three clean rooms, including four front rooms, and asked for five taels of rent.Two women from Bian Qian's household moved to the next wall, only separated by a wall, and they often came and went.Sister Xiangyu was good at needlework and made bearded shoe uppers for others. The mother and son would spend their days, either coming to play with Osmanthus osmanthus during the day, or sharing the same bed in Osmanthus osmanthus room at night.

Mrs. Bian Qianhu is three years younger than Mrs. Commander Bao. She is fair-skinned and has two long eyebrows. Eating wine and eating at the same table, called brother-in-law, can't be avoided.Ruan Shoubei often sent mustard vegetables and fruits to court him, and he did it several times during the day with him in the house.It's just that Lao Yang didn't lift it up, he kneaded it with his hands for half a day, and if he didn't get up again, he raised his head slightly, and it was over.The woman is very unhappy.This Mrs. Bao commanded her to be cold-hearted since she married Ruan Shoubei and became a widow. Because she saw Mrs. Bian Qianhu coming, she often sat with him in the next room and didn't come home for half a day. He has the heart to go to other people, and when he goes to bed at night, he wants him to do it.

It was originally a well rope, which couldn't support the wall, and it was dried up by Mrs. Bian Qianhu, and it became more and more soft. It was only a pinch, and instead of timidity and humiliation, it shrank into a leather bag, and I don't know where it went.

There are poems in mind:

Thin as a bee's waist has broken tendons, fleeing to ask the flower god.

In the past, she must be a nobleman, and in the future, she will become a woman.

The spring silkworms making a cocoon stiffen and half shrink, the winter worms bow their heads and are hard to stretch.

It's a pity that the front table is empty in the middle of the night, and the water is full of Taoyuan, so few people care about it.

It turned out that this woman remarried, and after middle age, she only wanted to have fun on the pillow mat, without any shame.It doesn't matter whether you are poor or rich, food and clothing are trivial matters, and when you go to bed, this is the most important thing.If it is not enough, tomorrow you will raise your face, without a smile at all, throwing spoons and bowls, pointing and cursing, and even refusing to give the man food.At first, hatred was born of prostitution, and later, because of hatred, I wanted to think of prostitution more and more: "Looking at this old loathsome wrinkled face, snow-white hair, cold tears streaming from his eyes all day long, and real phlegm spitting out of his mouth, both With skinny bones and dry skin, that's your messy couple, here to see you off!
"Sleeping until midnight, he fell on his pillow and beat the bed, sighing uncontrollably, thinking: "I'm already dead, and each of us has to find a way out!" "He scolded. Ruan Shoubei had no choice but to push his deaf makeup and dumb, and said nothing.

Generally speaking, a beautiful woman intends to be a handsome man, and a ruthless child of a lover.This Ruan Shoubei was also helpless, and suddenly met an old man one day——Wang Gehuizi, a crude medicine seller, a famous aphrodisiac, trembling voice, glazed yellow circle, Suoyang ring, night battle ten women's Buxie Gujing pill, Xing Yangwan, a set of obscene prescriptions.Open a small shop alone to coax the money from the young children.Take five qian silver, and take ten catties of heaped flowers and good shochu. You need to cook dried shrimps and sell them as medicinal wine.Ruan Shoubei let him into the room and asked him why he bought soju.Wang Ge Huizi praised it again, and Ruan Shoubei was so happy that he couldn't sit still.First sifted a pot of five-spice wine to eat with him, and asked him carefully: "Is this medicine effective?" Wang Gehui said with a smile: "If my medicine doesn't work, will the wives at home agree? In January, the hair on this penis became two inches thick, and even the veins were bulging. This is a place above the sea, and it doesn’t cost money. I only use some prawns and seahorses, boil them and bury them in the soil, and they will last for three days. Just use it, that woman can handle it!"

Ruan Shoubei is an honest man, so he begged for his true image of Yang Yang, asking for his magic medicine.There is money for selling wine in the money tube, pour it out as much as you can, and there are seven or eight hundred wen, which are all strung together and given to Wang Ge Huizi.Wang Ge returned to his son and said: "I have good medicine, put it in the horse's mouth first, wash it temporarily, and do whatever you want. If you want to finish it, just take a sip of cold water and it will be over." "Xiewan", there are more than 30 pills, and I took another pack of "Jiefu Incense": "Put it in the furnace to make women happy." Ruan Shoubei hurriedly returned: "They are happy, and I am getting worse. I can’t afford it without medicine.” Wang Ge Huizi gave him another Tengjin to help him, and he went out with a smile and said, “When the wine is cooked, I’ll give you two catties.” Ruan Shoubei cupped his hands and gave it away. He went, feeling both joy and fear.The joy is: "I have a good prescription, and I am not afraid of these two people laughing at me anymore!" People are drunk, everyone messes around, there is a beard that is hard to get rid of, and this fake thing is used as a substitute, at least I want to sell it for a long time, so I will just let it go?"

Before it was too late, I put the medicine in the horse's mouth first, bought a roast chicken, two bowls of roast meat, two sections of pig sausage, a plate of cooked fish, and a large plate of dim sum steamed cakes, and put them on the bed At the previous table, Mrs. Bian Qianhu was invited to come over for a drink.Commander Bao knew that his wife already knew that he and Wang Ge went back to eat wine and asked for medicine, but they didn't know what to do, and said, "Who are you waiting for?" It's all right, sisters, tell me, his drinking capacity has made him drunk." The lady said: "He has been impatient these days, wait for me to pull him by myself." After finishing speaking, she put down her needle and thread and went across the wall.It turned out that the two of them had been discussing together, and they also had the intention of dismissing an old boredom. Taking this opportunity, they happened to sail along the river and try this medicine to see if it would work.

As soon as I arrived at the second aunt Bian's house, I saw him sitting on the kang and putting on shoes with Xiangyu.He pulled Mrs. Bian Qianhu into an empty room, and said, "Ruan Shoubei asked for aphrodisiacs today, and bought a lot of things. I'm here to treat you to a drink, and I want to arrange a test of the medicine. Now we two will test him. Let’s see if you can send him on the road.” After finishing speaking, Mrs. Bian Qianhu said, “Sister, take a step first, and I’ll be there after I take a shower. I’m afraid that if you get jealous, I’ll be fine.” Bao directed the lady to smile passed.

Mrs. Bian Qianhu used to be a secret nester in the capital for many years, and she never had a good time, so she also hoped to come and try Ruan Shoubei's medicine.Immediately boil water, take a bath with fragrant soap, put on a set of half-new and not old dresses, and don't put on makeup, come from the door with a smile, and say: "I bother you so much. If you want to come and invite me, you don’t want to be a son of man.” Ruan Shoubei also changed into a new set of clothes, hurriedly came to take it in, and said: “Our family’s five-spice wine is ripe, so I invited my second aunt to taste it casually. You can eat anything, dare to say please?"

The husband and wife sat down, Ruan Shoubei turned his head, and they sat facing each other.Guard yourself to pour the wine.To invite his little sister, both of them went to play in the yard over there.On one side, I used three carved lacquer cups and filled them with five-spice wine.Mrs. Bian Qianhu said: "My sister's quantity is small, who made this big thing?" Grandma Ruan said: "The big mouth is not big. My sister just accept it. Change another cup, and my sister thinks it's too small!" Taking the cup in his hand, he took the pot and said, "Respect to brother-in-law Ruan." The guard refused to send the pot, poured half the cup himself, and ate with him for a few rounds.When it's hot, there is a common saying: "Wine is a sex matchmaker", and gradually the words are ridiculed, and everyone laughs together.All three have seven or eight points of wine.

Ruan Shoubei had other things on his mind, so he didn't dare to drink too much.It was already half-watch, and the medicine hadn't taken effect in the horse's mouth, and the thing was still sleeping with its head down.Seeing these two shameless friends riding on wine, they were happy and cheerful, and they felt more crazy than before.The medicine doesn't work, how can I push it away to clean my hands, wash off the tinplate medicine with warm water, hold the stinky skin bag that doesn't move, can't wake up, and is drunk to death, sighs a long time, and sings "Zhu Yun" "Fly": I hate the skin, where can the heroes of the past hide?It's like a stiff silkworm, and it's all gone. (嗏) On that day, the martial arts were wild, but He Yi held his spear; today, he shrinks his neck and hangs his head, not daring to open the door.Who can support a dead dog against the wall!

Ruan Shoubei thought: "This medicine doesn't work, or is it used too little?" He took out three pills from Wang Gehuizi's medicine, chewed them into pieces, and filled the horse's mouth with saliva. , a lot of body fluid dripped out, which became even more remarkable.

Sighing again, he sang the second "Zhu Yunfei":
The rotten things are pitiful, Fu Qi looked up and listened to me: a little make-up must be decent, don't make people look down. (嗏) Salivating in vain, making it difficult to move forward, the second finger is weak, and the root of the skin has changed.A drop has never reached Jiuquan.

This aphrodisiac has always been used to help the strong but not the weak, and to help the rich but not the poor. Young people use it, and it doesn't take half a day. It will be released in a short time according to the person's yang energy; the seventy-year-olds, don't say that the depletion of real yang is the evil in the bladder. The fire is also cold, and for a while this little bit of hot medicine is put in the horse's mouth, like feeding a dead dog. Is there a bit of heat there?Fortunately, after eating five-spice shochu for half a day, and then washing the penis with warm water, and helping each other from inside and outside, the three pills broke out for a while.For a moment, that thing raised its head and jumped its head, and there was a scene of a veteran marching freely.Ruan Shoubei was overjoyed, and thought: "If you don't take the opportunity to act at this time, it will be too late to regret it when the medicine is exhausted!" He hurried into the room.

Mrs. Bian Qianhu wanted to go home, afraid that Xiangyu's daughter would be scared at home alone, so she guarded: "It's getting late, the two sisters and sisters are in the room, and I'm still outside. It's already dawn, what are you going to do?" According to me, let's all set up an official shop and hang out with him for a night."

Mrs. Bian Qianhu scolded on purpose, and said: "We are here, and we don't feel at ease when we leave his sister next door." That's fine." After saying that, Lady Bian Qianhu got up, called Dangui and Xiangyu over, locked the door, and closed the courtyard door.It turned out to be a family, and they got acquainted from the wall.While talking, he lit the lamp in the room, and saw his two sisters, both in middle clothes and no skirts, coming over the short wall and going to the west room.

This Ruan Shoubei still wanted to let the wine go, Bian Qianhu's wife could not hold back her heart, and presumed she was drunk, so Ruan Shoubei asked everyone to sleep with her.Bao commanded the lady to sleep with Mrs. Bian Qianhu at both ends, but Mrs. Bian Qianhu was a naughty person, and when she was half drunk, she just picked her up to share with him, and said with a smile: "We are two sisters, and we will be a married couple tonight. Let’s go.” Stripped naked, he blew out the lamp first.Ruan Shouwei was so stable and stable, his penis was thick and big, very strong, so he took off his clothes, entered the room, and rolled into the bed of the two of them.Mrs. Bian Qianhu touched it, and seeing something upright, she scolded: "I'm so old and shameless, coax me to stay, but are you playing my sister-in-law?" She couldn't speak, she pulled it on the edge of the bed and started to work.The woman was on stilts, and the heart of the boat vomited out. She was already very hot, and she didn't realize that the water flooded the Seventh Army, besieging and attacking Ruan's defense.After a while or two, the medicine was used up, and there was a burst of numbness, from the forehead to the Yongquan point, flowing down the river, I had exhausted all my strength, pinched my brain, walked away with my head in my arms, and was flooded by hot water again With a bubbling sound, he floated Li Shoubei's half-folded thong out of the door, and never thought about raising his head again.

Widow Bao listened to it for a long time, and it was already hard to bear. She touched it, and saw that it was wet and limp, and shrank it into the leather bag. The soft leather thong that did not hook two fingers was full of shame and hatred, and said: "Hurry up." Knife, who did you send away, keep this blunt knife and saw me off!" Ruan Shoubei was afraid that he would be jealous, and the others would suffer from another mess, so he felt very sorry, so he could only reluctantly flatter him, and when he raised his head there, Widow Li pushed him on the bed.To dry the silk, first pinch it with your hands and then suck it with your mouth. It took half a day before you could hold your head up.The woman was lustful and drunk, she mobilized at once, grabbed the thing on her body, filled the thing with her hands for a while, and then entered the outer door, just like a soft shrimp, but she couldn't get in, the woman fell down, It only took seven minutes to go in, and it was like burning the red cliff. After two or three bursts, it made Li Shoubei look like a drowned rat, his bones and fur were soft.The old man was in a coma for a while, his whole body was cold, and he yelled: "Forget it, me too!" Reluctantly, he took out a three-inch long Mr. Horn and put it in his waist.The woman was still shaking on her body, excited.Seeing this scene, I just came down and fiddled with my hands for half a day, so as not to get the bed soaked, I just stopped.Not to mention that Ruan Shoubei was out of breath, his mouth was open, his eyes were closed tightly, and his life and death were in danger.But it is said that Bao Dangui has been very happy since he saw men and women having fun in Bianhe that day. Fortunately, he met Xiangyu, a girl from the Bian family, who came back, and they slept together every day.What a pair of vixens, you pinch and rub each other at night.She was shy at first, and then slept for several nights in a row, only sleeping on one side, and smacked her tongue and kissed her lips, just like a man.That night, seeing his two mothers getting drunk, hooking up with the guards, blowing out the lights, they quietly opened the door, leaned outside the door, and listened to the three of them.I saw the sound of water flowing down from the edge of the bed, the sound of shaking, and obscenity and chattering.Even the legs of the two daughters were numb, so they quickly closed the door and took off naked.Dangui then said to Xiangyu: "Our sisters also learn from them to be a husband and wife, and take turns to be the groom. I am the elder sister, let me tonight." Xiangyu said: "Don't make me look like me Mom looks like that." Dangui said: "He has a treasure for a man, let's have a good time with only this one hand." After finishing speaking, she lifted Meiyu's legs, shrugged her body, and flattened her body. He laughed with a sneer, and hurriedly leaned down to suck the nipple for him. It was so itchy that he pressed the three peaks of Nabaogai. It was really a cluster of flowers, and even a little finger couldn't fit in it. I used my saliva to hold it just now. Slightly twitch the index finger, it already hurts, after rubbing it for a long time, I feel the taste.When Xiangyu called him "brother", Dangui called him "sister and sister", just like that lewd voice.Xiangyu touched Sister Gui's waist with his hand, but he was tempted first, and he got excited by playing with Xiangyu, and the fragrant dew of the flower heart was already soaked, and his legs were dripping.Xiangyu was shocked and said, "How did you drown?" Dangui said, "This is a woman's smelly water, and this is what happens when you meet a man. When you arrive tomorrow, I will treat you like I do." .” After working in the middle of the night, I was tired and fell asleep with my head in my arms.In this way, Yeye and Yeye took turns wearing one on the body, and then made the white silk belt stuffed with cotton and sewed it into a small pouch, just like a small penis, which can't be messed up every night.I don't know how Ruan Shoubei is alive or dead, but the whereabouts of the two women are exactly: Nymphs wearing flowers, both of whom come into the house in spring;

Let's listen to the next chapter.

(End of this chapter)