Chapter 557
Xiaohu, the spokesperson of the peerless female ghost.
After all, it was the existence that had taken away Wu Liang's virginity, and with Wu Liang's humble character, he couldn't help restraining himself after hearing her voice.But restraint is restraint, but this guy has not forgotten his purpose.
"Cough~cough cough"
"Little Fox, open the door, it's me."
After coughing lightly, Wu Liang said in a low voice.
That demeanor, that tone of voice, is just like the image of Ximen Qing who stole his wife for a month, it can be said that he is shameless.
Especially at the next moment, when a cold voice full of charm came from the room, Wu Liang trembled all over immediately, and he was so ashamed that he froze.
"Slow~ wait, wait a minute, officer? Xiaohu hasn't dressed yet."
"Whoo~"
"Officer? Could it be... a good mood."
A sentence that was obviously quite normal fell into this guy's ears, and it was immediately filthy.
At the same time, this guy quickly extracted the most critical point from Xiaohu's words.
The little fox...has no clothes on!
That's right, this is the key point.
Bitch, the perspective of seeing things is very different from that of ordinary people.
So at this moment, Wu Liang's mind fell into a violent struggle.
In his mind, angels and demons began to perform.
Angel: "Master Wu, please wait patiently, do not despise evil, okay?"
Devil: "You know what a fart, this is an invitation, how romantic, Master Wu, hurry in, you must not let down the painstaking efforts of Xiaohu."
Angel: "You are instigating a crime, which is wrong."
Devil: "For your size, people love each other, so why is it a crime?"
Angel: "Anyway, it's wrong. To do that kind of thing, you need to ask the woman's opinion first. Xiao Huming told you to wait outside, don't go off the rails."
Devil: "You're paralyzed, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon."
Angel: "Why are you cursing people? Also, this is not the same poem."
Devil: "It's none of your business, what's wrong with scolding you."
……
"Hey, I almost missed it at the play. Who is this head? If such bad things are... missed, that's not the style of this head."
"Hehe~"
With two cheap laughs, this guy couldn't help showing his true colors after all.
Just when this guy was going to pretend to accidentally fall into the room, and then wipe out all the beautiful scenery inside.
Suddenly, Xiaohu's cold voice came again.
"Oh, this bellyband is so troublesome to wear. Forget it, it's better to be cooler."
"Officer, come in directly, Xiaohu is in a hurry."
If you say what Xiaohu said before, it still belongs to the category of seriousness.
Then this time, it's not the case at all, it's just driving after a disagreement.
Ordinarily, with Wu Liang's shamelessness, when he heard such an invitation, he would probably be extremely ashamed immediately.
In the beginning, it was true.
However, at the moment Wu Liang's palm was placed on the door, there was a shock in his mind.
"Om~"
An extremely bad omen appeared in his mind.
In a daze, Wu Liang woke up immediately.
As if thinking of something, a look of horror suddenly appeared on his face.
"Little fox, you still have to put on your clothes. Be careful of catching a cold, cover up with the quilt, and drink plenty of hot water. I will come to see you next time when I am free."
"The wind is tight~ It's crazy!"
"buzz"
After throwing down a shameless word, Wu Liang didn't hesitate at all, turned around and turned into a streamer, fleeing like the wind.
As soon as he left, the door of the originally closed room opened with a "squeak".
Graceful figures came out one after another, and Xiaohu, who was "driving a black car" not long ago, now followed behind the girls with a shy face.
The one walking in the forefront is undoubtedly Lu Xue.
I saw that she was not holding the usual sword in her hand at the moment, but a strange stool.
If there is a master torturer in the mortal world, he can recognize it at this time.
That stool is clearly the legendary super instrument of torture - the tiger stool.
Afterwards, Sister Pu, Su Mu, and Linglong walked out one by one, each carrying some well-known instruments of torture.
What kind of pig cage, chili water, soldering iron... It can be said to be very rich.
It's a pity that the guy who was tortured ran away, so that these antique torture instruments full of historical and humanistic atmosphere lost their place to play their residual heat, which has to be said to be a great pity.
"Hmph~ You're running fast."
Lu Xue weighed the tiger stool for a while, and she was obviously happy, but she had a look of pity on her face.
So much so that behind her, Sister Pu, Linglong and the others couldn't help taking a step back, shouting wildly in their hearts: Master Sect Leader is too stupid, didn't you see Sister Lu's intentions at all, blackened Sister Lu is good! scary.
That's right, most of the rest of the girls' resentment towards Wu Liang dissipated.
After all, he secretly fell in love with Wu Liang, and it was just that he had some unhappy resentment for this guy who insulted Xiaohu, the last person who came last in the first place.
But after a long time, and because the little fox is so cute, all the girls don't care anymore.
The only trouble was actually Lu Xue. As the almost imperially appointed elder sister, Lu Xueyuan thought that Wu Liang would be the first to confess his love to her, but he didn't expect that this guy went to the Yin Dynasty and defiled the little ghost when he came back.
Can this be tolerated?
Lu Xue couldn't bear it, so she turned black.
It was also thanks to Wu Liang's wit just now, if he really pushed the door open, what awaited him would be a very miserable life.
Of course, running away is also not advisable.
Especially the escape in this situation can be said to be very cowardly, and even Wu Liang was ridiculed by the system.
……
"Whoo~"
"It's so dangerous, I almost fell into an ambush, this sect leader is really too witty."
In the distance, Wu Liang looked at the scene in the small moonlight courtyard with a pair of golden eyes, and said proudly.
Just after saying this sentence, the system rarely bubbled up.
"Host, your behavior reminds me of an old saying, do you want to hear it?"
Upon hearing this, Wu Liang shook his head frantically in his mind.
"No, I don't want to hear it, the head doesn't want to hear it."
Based on Wu Liang's understanding of his cheating system, that so-called old saying must not be a good one.
It's a pity that the system has always been the only one that gives him the package of silence techniques, but Wu Liang has no way to give it back, so he has to be forced by the system to give him an ancient chicken soup.
The key is that the chicken soup this time seems to be poisonous chicken soup.
System: "Since the host asked so sincerely, this system will show you mercy."
Wu Liang: "Hey, who asked sincerely, who asked you to show mercy, please don't add drama to yourself?"
System: "That's right, this old saying is: A scumbag is like you... Be an orphan!"
Wu Liang: "...you made this up yourself, right?"
System: "Is the host still very smart? How about it? Is it very philosophical?"
Wu Liang: "You are great at philosophy..."
System: "Ding, the host has been silenced, please hurry up and get down to business, don't waste your life."
Wu Liang: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Xiaohu, the spokesperson of the peerless female ghost.
After all, it was the existence that had taken away Wu Liang's virginity, and with Wu Liang's humble character, he couldn't help restraining himself after hearing her voice.But restraint is restraint, but this guy has not forgotten his purpose.
"Cough~cough cough"
"Little Fox, open the door, it's me."
After coughing lightly, Wu Liang said in a low voice.
That demeanor, that tone of voice, is just like the image of Ximen Qing who stole his wife for a month, it can be said that he is shameless.
Especially at the next moment, when a cold voice full of charm came from the room, Wu Liang trembled all over immediately, and he was so ashamed that he froze.
"Slow~ wait, wait a minute, officer? Xiaohu hasn't dressed yet."
"Whoo~"
"Officer? Could it be... a good mood."
A sentence that was obviously quite normal fell into this guy's ears, and it was immediately filthy.
At the same time, this guy quickly extracted the most critical point from Xiaohu's words.
The little fox...has no clothes on!
That's right, this is the key point.
Bitch, the perspective of seeing things is very different from that of ordinary people.
So at this moment, Wu Liang's mind fell into a violent struggle.
In his mind, angels and demons began to perform.
Angel: "Master Wu, please wait patiently, do not despise evil, okay?"
Devil: "You know what a fart, this is an invitation, how romantic, Master Wu, hurry in, you must not let down the painstaking efforts of Xiaohu."
Angel: "You are instigating a crime, which is wrong."
Devil: "For your size, people love each other, so why is it a crime?"
Angel: "Anyway, it's wrong. To do that kind of thing, you need to ask the woman's opinion first. Xiao Huming told you to wait outside, don't go off the rails."
Devil: "You're paralyzed, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon."
Angel: "Why are you cursing people? Also, this is not the same poem."
Devil: "It's none of your business, what's wrong with scolding you."
……
"Hey, I almost missed it at the play. Who is this head? If such bad things are... missed, that's not the style of this head."
"Hehe~"
With two cheap laughs, this guy couldn't help showing his true colors after all.
Just when this guy was going to pretend to accidentally fall into the room, and then wipe out all the beautiful scenery inside.
Suddenly, Xiaohu's cold voice came again.
"Oh, this bellyband is so troublesome to wear. Forget it, it's better to be cooler."
"Officer, come in directly, Xiaohu is in a hurry."
If you say what Xiaohu said before, it still belongs to the category of seriousness.
Then this time, it's not the case at all, it's just driving after a disagreement.
Ordinarily, with Wu Liang's shamelessness, when he heard such an invitation, he would probably be extremely ashamed immediately.
In the beginning, it was true.
However, at the moment Wu Liang's palm was placed on the door, there was a shock in his mind.
"Om~"
An extremely bad omen appeared in his mind.
In a daze, Wu Liang woke up immediately.
As if thinking of something, a look of horror suddenly appeared on his face.
"Little fox, you still have to put on your clothes. Be careful of catching a cold, cover up with the quilt, and drink plenty of hot water. I will come to see you next time when I am free."
"The wind is tight~ It's crazy!"
"buzz"
After throwing down a shameless word, Wu Liang didn't hesitate at all, turned around and turned into a streamer, fleeing like the wind.
As soon as he left, the door of the originally closed room opened with a "squeak".
Graceful figures came out one after another, and Xiaohu, who was "driving a black car" not long ago, now followed behind the girls with a shy face.
The one walking in the forefront is undoubtedly Lu Xue.
I saw that she was not holding the usual sword in her hand at the moment, but a strange stool.
If there is a master torturer in the mortal world, he can recognize it at this time.
That stool is clearly the legendary super instrument of torture - the tiger stool.
Afterwards, Sister Pu, Su Mu, and Linglong walked out one by one, each carrying some well-known instruments of torture.
What kind of pig cage, chili water, soldering iron... It can be said to be very rich.
It's a pity that the guy who was tortured ran away, so that these antique torture instruments full of historical and humanistic atmosphere lost their place to play their residual heat, which has to be said to be a great pity.
"Hmph~ You're running fast."
Lu Xue weighed the tiger stool for a while, and she was obviously happy, but she had a look of pity on her face.
So much so that behind her, Sister Pu, Linglong and the others couldn't help taking a step back, shouting wildly in their hearts: Master Sect Leader is too stupid, didn't you see Sister Lu's intentions at all, blackened Sister Lu is good! scary.
That's right, most of the rest of the girls' resentment towards Wu Liang dissipated.
After all, he secretly fell in love with Wu Liang, and it was just that he had some unhappy resentment for this guy who insulted Xiaohu, the last person who came last in the first place.
But after a long time, and because the little fox is so cute, all the girls don't care anymore.
The only trouble was actually Lu Xue. As the almost imperially appointed elder sister, Lu Xueyuan thought that Wu Liang would be the first to confess his love to her, but he didn't expect that this guy went to the Yin Dynasty and defiled the little ghost when he came back.
Can this be tolerated?
Lu Xue couldn't bear it, so she turned black.
It was also thanks to Wu Liang's wit just now, if he really pushed the door open, what awaited him would be a very miserable life.
Of course, running away is also not advisable.
Especially the escape in this situation can be said to be very cowardly, and even Wu Liang was ridiculed by the system.
……
"Whoo~"
"It's so dangerous, I almost fell into an ambush, this sect leader is really too witty."
In the distance, Wu Liang looked at the scene in the small moonlight courtyard with a pair of golden eyes, and said proudly.
Just after saying this sentence, the system rarely bubbled up.
"Host, your behavior reminds me of an old saying, do you want to hear it?"
Upon hearing this, Wu Liang shook his head frantically in his mind.
"No, I don't want to hear it, the head doesn't want to hear it."
Based on Wu Liang's understanding of his cheating system, that so-called old saying must not be a good one.
It's a pity that the system has always been the only one that gives him the package of silence techniques, but Wu Liang has no way to give it back, so he has to be forced by the system to give him an ancient chicken soup.
The key is that the chicken soup this time seems to be poisonous chicken soup.
System: "Since the host asked so sincerely, this system will show you mercy."
Wu Liang: "Hey, who asked sincerely, who asked you to show mercy, please don't add drama to yourself?"
System: "That's right, this old saying is: A scumbag is like you... Be an orphan!"
Wu Liang: "...you made this up yourself, right?"
System: "Is the host still very smart? How about it? Is it very philosophical?"
Wu Liang: "You are great at philosophy..."
System: "Ding, the host has been silenced, please hurry up and get down to business, don't waste your life."
Wu Liang: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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