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Chapter 1 Nearby is Cixi

Li Dacheng rode a recently changed N-handed three-legged jumper all the way. Although it was the morning rush hour and the road was congested like a pig's intestines, Li Dacheng was still able to rely on his superb driving skills to see through every stitch and penetrate every corner, leaving all the luxury cars behind. Behind him, the BMW Land Rover Bugatti Veyron is nothing to worry about. In front of his three jumpers, a horse has to be tied, a tiger has to lie down, and a dragon has to coil up.Dissatisfied?If you don't accept it, try it and see who the traffic police uncle catches.

To say that Li Dacheng's electric tricycle has a lot of background, he bought it at a 4S shop in a small alley, and it cost him [-] oceans at that time, with good configuration, panoramic sunroof, leather seats, continuously variable speed, lifetime Warranty, when it soars, it rings everywhere, and it is more eye-catching than that Godzilla or Tesla electric car.Especially after he made some modifications, he set up a banner of "Fangtong Escort Bureau" and ran it fluttering in the wind, walking the streets and alleys, which was quite impressive.

Yes, Li Dacheng is a courier, running around the streets and alleys all day long, carrying a carload of packages, to soothe every eager and lonely heart in the city.

Just after Double Eleven, the outlets were out of stock, and he didn't even have time to eat breakfast. He arrived at work before dawn, and started delivering after sorting. He had been working until midnight for several days, and his dark circles were bigger than pandas.It's a pity that someone has the type, but no one has the life.

Double Eleven, also called Singles’ Day, was supposed to be a sad day, but I don’t know when it started, it was abruptly turned into a shopping festival by an alien, and it became a big girl, a little daughter-in-law, a prodigal old lady, and a handcuff. On the day of celebration, people who are already lonely lose their feelings and money, and their intentions are so poisonous.

The area that Li Dacheng is in charge of is a piece of "bone meat". Usually, there are not many deliveries, and even fewer items are received. He hadn't been in this business for long, and the old courier occupied all the fat and good meat, and only these were left in his hands.

'Pyx meat' is relatively poor meat. The meat with lymph on the pig is called pouch meat.This kind of meat cannot be eaten. Only unscrupulous small restaurants on the side of the road will buy it to make dumplings, and then mix it with some messy food additives.

Li Dacheng had just finished delivering a few packages and was about to go to the next community. When he encountered a red light at the intersection ahead, he quickly stopped the car. Taking advantage of the [-] seconds left, he quickly picked up the hot pancake fruit in his arms and took a bite. With the other hand, he took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, entered the Fangtong Escort Group, and checked today's road conditions sent by his brothers.

"Nanqiao Road has become blocked, brothers nearby please detour."

"A taxi on Dongqi Road bumped into the old man, and he was surrounded by the square dancing aunts nearby..."

"Four vehicles collided in Beiqiaodong. Among them was a Rolls-Royce. The female driver of the car behind was taking a selfie and posting it on Moments..."

Li Dacheng smiled, working days from Monday to Friday, every morning.Looking at the convoy that was blocking the long queue, Li Dacheng also sent a message.

"The West Railway is very smooth. I am happily driving on the avenue. The brothers nearby can detour from here."

"receive."

"Thanks for sharing."

"Thank you, good people have a safe life."

Li Dacheng grinned mischievously, then picked up his phone, the red light was about to change, he couldn't lose to the four-wheeled people beside him.

"Three... two... one... let's go!"

As soon as Li Dacheng stepped on the switch, the electric car jumped out and won the start, yay!
Just when Li Dacheng was happy, suddenly a red Mercedes jumped out from the side and turned directly towards him.No, it hit me.Because Li Dacheng clearly saw that the female driver in the car was looking down at her mobile phone, as if she hadn't realized what was going to happen.

No, I met a road killer!

"Hey hey...!"

duang!

Li Dacheng and his car were overturned. Fortunately, he was very skilled and practiced. When he saw that something was wrong, he jumped off the three jumpers. A goalkeeper swooped to save the ball, rolled twice on the ground, and fell to the ground. On the side of the road, people are really turned on their backs.

Zizizizizi...!
Immediately there was a screeching sound of brakes, Li Dacheng stood up from the ground and took off his helmet.

It's really a life-threatening encounter with a desperate--meeting an opponent.

"I say you……"

As soon as Li Dacheng opened his mouth, he saw the door of the Mercedes-Benz sedan open. A tall, slim beauty with long hair fluttering in a red woolen coat and black leather pants stepped out of the car. She must have been frightened, with a look of fear on her face. And panic, like a frightened deer, I felt sorry for her, as if she was the victim.

"You, are you okay?" The beauty clasped her hands tightly, looked at Li Dacheng and asked with concern.The voice was sweet and pleasant, but trembling, I don't know if it was cold or scared.

"What do you think?" Li Dacheng patted the dirt on his body, pointed to the scattered goods on the ground, "Look at the good work you did."

"Sorry for knocking over your cargo."

"It's not a commodity, it's a dream." Li Dacheng said solemnly.Even dare to hit the express car?Do you know how many people are looking forward to him?Just because of such a collision, I don't know how many people's dreams were shattered.

"Oh, it's a dream, it's a dream." The beauty was taken aback, she didn't expect a courier to say such literary words.But seeing that the other party's health is fine, I feel relieved.

"Even dare to bump into me, do you know that I just call..." Li Dacheng just took out the phone, ready to scare the beauty, but saw a shocking crack on the phone screen, it was broken. "It was fine at first, but now there is something wrong."

After the beauty saw it, she hurried back to the car, picked up a bag, took out a wad of money from it, stuffed it into Li Dacheng's arms, and said, "Sir, I'm really sorry, I was wrong today, just looking at the phone, I didn't watch the way, I have something urgent, I have to go first, this money can be regarded as making up for your loss." Immediately, a pair of watery and beautiful eyes shone with a pitiful light.

Li Dacheng was slightly taken aback. He was very angry at first, but when he faced the beautiful woman who was breathing like blue, the little dissatisfaction in his heart disappeared instantly. He said that the hero is sad about the beauty, and the hero is like this, let alone He is an ordinary person?
"Isn't that bad?" Li Dacheng shied away a bit, and it was the first time for him to flirt with beautiful women on the street. If the grandchildren in the site saw it, wouldn't they drool enviously?
"It's okay, it's okay, I was wrong in the first place, you take it quickly, or I will feel sorry."

"Looking at your sincerity, I can only reluctantly accept it. Let's go, don't delay the matter."

"Thank you, sir, you are so kind." After the beauty finished speaking, she showed a soft smile at Li Dacheng, then turned and walked towards the car.

Li Dacheng looked at the slender waist of the other party who couldn't hold it, and the slender back like a willow in the wind, and of course, the red notes in his arms, he felt a bit lucky.Especially the sentence: You are so kind.Hearing this, Li Dacheng felt warm all over.

call……

As the car left, Li Dacheng came back to his senses. Remembering that there were still many things to deliver today, he quickly helped Sanbangzi up and repacked the packages on the ground. It is enough to have a good dream once, and it is enough to do it every day. It's boring.

Stepped on the switch twice, yes, three jumps are all right, but the problem with the mobile phone must be resolved quickly, otherwise, I will not be able to contact the customer for a while.

When he arrived at the mobile phone city, the outside gate was closed. Li Dacheng then remembered that the mobile phone city didn't open until nine o'clock in winter, and it was only 08:30, half an hour away.

"Brother, do you want a mobile phone?" At this time, a middle-aged man with a weak figure, a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and a wretched face came over, wearing a coat of the same style as Liu Tianwang, tightly wrapped.

Li Dacheng glanced at the other party, there are often such people selling mobile phones outside the mobile phone city, just like people often selling CDs outside the computer city.These mobile phones are usually either picked up, or they come by chance, and they are not the right way.

"Brother, I have something good here, come and take a look, I promise you won't regret it, come on, come on." The middle-aged man said to Li Dacheng while winking.Like a little girl standing outside a hair salon, "Brother, come in and wash your hair, make sure you're comfortable, come on, come on."

Although Li Dacheng didn't need to wash his hair, he needed a mobile phone. He originally refused, but who made him worry today?If he can't complete the delivery task on time and is deducted one or two hundred by the silly x manager, his busy day will be in vain.

"Let me see."

The middle-aged man pulled Li Dacheng to the corner, glanced around furiously, suddenly grabbed the coat, and yanked it off.

Ah!
Li Dacheng was shocked, thinking that he would be "wall-dong" when he met a gangster, but he saw that there were all mobile phones hanging in the coat, at least twenty or thirty, foreign and domestic, everything that one expects to find.

"Brother, choose by yourself, tell me which one you like." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and glanced around.

"Damn, you can do it, where did you steal so many mobile phones?" Li Dacheng asked while picking.

"Look at what you said, what is stealing? We are decent people and never steal. I picked them up from the street."

"Fuck, you picked it from someone's pocket, right?"

"Brother, you are wrong to say that. I am studying in the cold weather to do good deeds. I see that you need a mobile phone to solve your urgent needs. You can't frame me. I also have dignity. Be careful and I will sue you for defamation."

"Okay, stop beeping." Li Dacheng picked up a high-end smartphone that he had always wanted to buy, and asked, "How much is this?"

"One thousand." The man said after taking a look.

"A thousand, why don't you go and rob? If you can spend a thousand, I'll go in and buy a new one, looking for you?"

"Brother, this is the latest mobile phone, not to mention brand new, at least [-]% new, right? And all the software and other functions are set up for you. How convenient is it to log in directly with whatever you want? You can save yourself from downloading it."

"What's wrong with downloading? It doesn't cost money to download." Li Dacheng inserted his mobile phone card, "Don't talk nonsense, three hundred."

"Three hundred? Brother, are you kidding, at least eight hundred."

"Eight hundred? My three jumpers are only five hundred. Is your mobile phone as big as it? Is it faster? Can someone sit on it without breaking it?"

"Brother, aren't you bragging? Why don't you give me five hundred and let me open an account."

"It's only three hundred, if you sell it or not, I'll call the police."

"For you to be cruel, three hundred is three hundred."

Li Dacheng took out three red tickets from his pocket and stuffed them into the opponent's arms, then got on his own three bungee and drove away.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

Li Dacheng rushed to Fortune Center in a hurry. This is the only commercial building in his area, and it just opened this spring. It can be regarded as his major client.

"Hey, is it the snow-white little white rabbit? I'm Fangtong Express. You have a package. Do you come and pick it up by yourself, or should I put it for you?" Li Dacheng asked on the phone while looking at the name on the delivery slip. .The forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds and people.Snow-white little white rabbit?He really wanted to see how white the little white rabbit was.

"I'm in a meeting, I'll find you outside later." The voice was very low, and the phone was hung up quickly.

Wait a minute?How long is this moment?
As a courier, what Li Dacheng hates the most is waiting for a while, some for a few minutes, some for half an hour, this is simply a kind of torture for him.

I called a few more people, either sending them up, or telling them to put them in the security room. After the package was settled, only the snow-white little white rabbit was left, and Li Dacheng had to wait outside the gate.

In fact, he still prefers to stay here. There are naturally many female white-collar workers in commercial buildings. For him who is single, this is heaven.

Li Dacheng took out his mobile phone, logged into WeChat, entered the people nearby, and looked at the beauties around him. Maybe his life-long affairs were solved in this way.

Looking for people nearby...

"Damn, what's the broken phone, so slow?" Li Dacheng cursed secretly, he usually entered at one o'clock, why did it take so long to search today?Is there a bad signal here?
It took half a minute to search for people nearby.

Damn, why are there only two?Where have all those big girls and little daughter-in-laws gone?

Li Lianying

Within 200 years

Cixi
Within 200 years

What are you doing?
Li Dacheng was stunned, what's the matter? Within 200 years?Isn't it within 200 meters?It seems that this phone is not only slow, but the software is pirated.I really underestimated that thief, but he is still a liar, so can't he be single-minded, do what he does and love what he does?

Piracy is piracy, so can't you be more professional in piracy? Within 200 years?Are you a history textbook, or a time travel machine?
But the same is true of netizens nowadays. It doesn’t matter if someone is named Cixi. After all, the name of Lafayette is not covered, even people who have never studied history know it.But what does it mean that someone named Li Lianying?People still wish they were eunuchs these days?Even though it's a screen name, it can't be too capricious, right?

Whose couple is this, they are too good at playing, right?Empress Dowager and eunuch, what are they doing? Do you have any morals?

Looking at the profile picture, one is an old lady in courtly attire, with a phoenix crown on her head, and a face full of acrimony, which is not easy to serve at first glance.The other is a middle-aged man in eunuch uniform, bald in the front and braided in the back, which really looks like that.

Do you really think that if you download a random picture from the Internet and use it as your profile picture, you will become the Empress Dowager Cixi?

I'm just a courier, I really don't know if you want to make wool!
There is even a personalized signature

Empress Dowager Cixi: The appearance is easy to get old and the heart is haggard, and the years are easy to pass without leaving traces. Ai's family is also 60 years old. I really want to go back to my youth...

Damn, this old woman... this old woman, the Qing Dynasty was destroyed in your hands, do you still want to turn back the time and make another mess?You can bear it, others can't.The wheel of history is already rolling forward, and no one can stop it, let alone pull it back, stop dreaming.

Li Lianying: It will be Lafayette's [-]th birthday in a few days, and the gift is not prepared yet. How can I win the favor of Lafayette?

This is not a personalized signature, it is obviously a show of affection.

sixty?This uncle and aunt are too fashionable and playful.At such an old age, instead of dancing in the square, you can go to WeChat to show your affection. Is this to piss off single dogs to death during Double Eleven?
As a single dog, Li Dacheng's temper immediately came up, he clicked on the other party's profile picture, and cursed at him.

"You're stupid, take her for a beauty treatment, get a face lift, and make her feel more beautiful if she looks younger?"

"Boom" Rumble!

Suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across the city and disappeared into the sky...

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