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Chapter 2 Mr. Li Lianying

Chapter 2 Grandpa Li Lianying

"Who, who is talking?"

In an imperial garden in the Forbidden City, a middle-aged man in his 40s was looking around nervously. She was wearing a eunuch's robe, and she was wearing a fourth-rank Dingdai Hualing.

At that time, Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the grade of eunuchs should be limited to the fourth rank, and this eunuch was obviously the largest in the palace.

Li Lianying looked at it for a long time, but he didn't see anyone in the imperial garden, but he heard someone talking just now, it seemed that he was still talking to him, especially the sentence 'you are stupid', which made him tremble all over.In this palace, apart from Lafayette, the only one who dares to scold him like that is the emperor.

"Queen Lafayette, is that you?"

Li Lianying asked cautiously, but after asking, she felt that the possibility of Lafayette was unlikely, and what she heard seemed to be a man's voice.

"Your majesty, do you want to play hide-and-seek with this old slave?"

Li Lianying looked at it for a while, not to mention the queen mother and the emperor, even the eunuchs and maids did not see a single one.

Don't look at him as the head of the eunuchs, a dignitary in front of others, and a popular person next to the queen mother, but working in the palace is like walking a tightrope. You can never lose your mind, otherwise if you tilt your feet, you may fall down and fall into the abyss.An Dehai, the former chief eunuch, is the best example. If An Dehai hadn't been arrogant and arrogant, interfered in the government affairs on weekdays, and made too many enemies, he wouldn't have been killed in Jinan in the end. fate.

After a long time, seeing no one came out, Li Lianying finally relaxed.

"Beauty? Face lift? What's that? You'll be more beautiful if you look younger? What you say makes sense. When I combed my hair in the mirror for the Empress Dowager Lafayette recently, I sighed every time, with a sad face, and lamented the time." Flying away, wanting to go back to the past, everyone knows the desire to live forever. But how can we make the queen mother younger and happier?"

Alas, the Qing Dynasty was in an eventful period, and there was nothing gratifying. First, the Beiyang Navy suffered a defeat in the Yellow Sea, and then the ruling and opposition parties complained about the embezzlement of funds. The renovation of the hotel also had to stop work, but the Queen Mother Lafayette can no longer be unhappy even on her 60th birthday in a few days.

If Lafayette is unhappy, the whole Qing Dynasty will be unhappy.

Think back to what Lafayette once said: Whoever makes me unhappy today, I will also make him unhappy for life.Therefore, the biggest matter in the palace now is how to make the Empress Dowager Lafayette happy on her [-]th birthday.

Thinking of this, Li Lianying couldn't help looking up at the sky, folded her hands together, and prayed in her heart: "God, if it was you who appeared just now, please trouble you to appear again. The old slave is stupid, and I really don't know what beauty and skin-lifting are. The Empress Dowager Lafayette is happy, the old slave will kill chickens and sheep, and he will die without hesitation..."

……

"Pick up the courier." A weak voice sounded beside him.

Li Dacheng quickly put away his phone, and while looking for it, he asked, "What's your name?"

"Snow-white little white rabbit."

It turned out to be a little white rabbit. Li Dacheng picked up the package and just handed it to the other party, but was stunned.

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

in unison!

I really hit the evil, no, I was hit by the evil.No, it was hit by a beautiful woman.

The one standing in front of Li Dacheng to pick up the package was the beautiful woman who drove into him in the morning. The world is really small, so I ran into him so soon.Snow White Little White Rabbit, the name is so apt, it is indeed white.

"Your package, check and accept it." Li Dacheng handed the package to the other party, and asked curiously, "You work here? Why have I never seen you?" The big girl and young wife in the office building who like online shopping, he basically All in mind.This has nothing to do with lust, but an instinct.Heart of beauty in everyone.

"Oh, today is my first day at work." The beauty said as she unwrapped it, looking a little embarrassed, probably because she didn't expect that the courier car that hit her earlier in the morning was actually delivering courier to her.

"Really? Which company do you belong to?"

"Why are you asking this?" The beauty suddenly looked at Li Dacheng vigilantly, obviously feeling that Li Dacheng had a lot of questions and was suspicious.

"Don't get me wrong, I can send it up for you." Li Dacheng explained.

"No, thank you." The beauty said.

"What did you buy? Did it break?"

"This is the first time I bought it, I don't know..."

While talking, the beauty twisted and pressed, and suddenly there was a 'poof', and a cloud of mist sprayed towards Li Dacheng.

"what!"

Li Dacheng suddenly cried out in pain, heart-piercing.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." The beauty said hurriedly after seeing it.

Li Dacheng felt his eyes burning, and his whole face felt stinging, his eyes were tearing, his throat seemed to be on fire, and he kept coughing, which was extremely uncomfortable. "What exactly did you buy here?"

"Wolf spray."

"..."

Li Dacheng wailed in his heart, what happened today?Every time I meet this woman, nothing good happens.

It’s really a dog. I was hit in the morning for no reason, and this time I was sprayed with anti-wolf spray for no reason. It was all done by the same person. At first, I thought it was sent by God to rescue his single dog. Now I see Come on, it turned out to be a tease invited by the monkey.

"Washroom, where is the washroom?" Li Dacheng yelled. He knew that the main ingredient of anti-wolf spray was chili oil, and washing his face a few more times should be fine.

"I'll take you there." The beauty hurriedly helped Li Dacheng into the building, stood in the men's bathroom and hesitated for a long time before helping Li Dacheng in. "The water valve is right in front of you, and the soap and hand sanitizer are next to it."

How can Li Dacheng care so much, after touching the faucet, he quickly poured water on his face, rubbing it constantly, rubbing so hard that the skin was almost torn off.After washing for more than ten minutes, I felt better. Although it was still a little painful, fortunately, I was able to open my eyes.

When he got out of the bathroom, Li Dacheng saw the beautiful woman again. He felt depressed and asked, "Is the inspection finished? Sign the form quickly after the acceptance, so I can leave quickly." Li Dacheng now just wants to stay away from this beautiful woman, he thinks This beauty is his nemesis, if he continues to spend here, his life is probably gone.

"Oh, good." The beauty quickly signed the form and handed it to Li Dacheng. At the same time, she asked with concern, "You, are you really okay? Do you want to take you to the hospital?"

"No, no, no, I still have a lot of packages to deliver, how can I go to the hospital? Hey, the package is also given to you, can you stop following me?" Li Dacheng walked out of the commercial building and went up to himself as if avoiding the plague god. The three jumpers roared away.

……

Ding!
There is WeChat.

Li Dacheng, who was waiting for the red light, took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and checked the content.

Li Lianying?WeChat shows that Li Lianying is applying to become his friend, and there is a paragraph.

"God... this old slave is dull, I really don't know what beauty and skin-lifting are. If it really pleases the queen mother, Lafayette, this old slave will kill chickens and sheep, and I will die..."

Old slave?This old man is quite into the show, does he really regard himself as a eunuch?But if you don't even know about beauty treatments and facelifts, you're too ignorant, right?Are you reluctant to go to the beauty salon?

Thinking about it, the aunt is sixty, and the old man can't be too young. I usually live frugally, so how can I go to a beauty salon?You were fooled for thousands of times when you entered, and you still don’t feel distressed to death?

"If you're not willing to facelift, just make your own mask." Li Dacheng sent a message.It is estimated that he is a left-behind old man, and his children are not around, so he can only ask him for help.Li Dacheng's love instantly exploded. Respecting the old and loving the young are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. How can this be so?

"Ah!" Li Lianying was shocked, looked around, there was really no one in the imperial garden, could it be that God was really talking to him just now?I, Li Lianying, purified myself at the age of eight, entered the palace at the age of nine, and was conferred the title of chief steward at the age of 21. I was born to serve others. How could He De be favored by God?
Excited, Li Lianying immediately knelt down and bowed to the sky.

"Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your kindness, then can you tell this old slave again, what is a mask? There are things in the sky, but there are no underground ones."

Li Dacheng saw that there was something wrong with this uncle, right?If you are sick, you must treat it quickly, and you must not give up treatment.What is there in the sky, but not in the ground?Sir, are you a Martian?

"Cut cucumber slices and stick it on your face, mix honey and eggs and apply it on your face. This is a facial mask, understand?"

"God, this old slave knows, but the queen mother uses it every day, even pearl powder and Chinese herbal medicine, is there anything else?"

Did you use pearl powder and Chinese herbal medicine?Fashionable enough, rich enough.

"Then go buy a ready-made mask. Have you ever used hyaluronic acid? I heard that it works well."

"Hyaluronic acid? What is that? God, since you have told this old slave, can you help others to the end and give one to this old slave? I will definitely burn yellow paper for you, place a pig's head, and have a good banquet for you." You are old."

Li Dacheng's whole body trembled when he heard it, it was too scary, isn't this cursing him to death?Forget it, help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, for the sake of the uncle's deep love for the aunt, this is a help.

Li Dacheng parked Sanbengzi on the side of the road, ran into a large supermarket, found a place that sold cosmetics, took a picture of a bottle of hyaluronic acid stock solution, and sent the picture to him.

"Did you see it? It's it. Applying it on the face can not only beautify the skin, but also rejuvenate the skin."

Li Dacheng was only focused on chatting with the old man, and didn't notice that the moment he pressed send, the hyaluronic acid stock solution on the shelf disappeared without a trace.

Li Lianying was kneeling on the ground waiting anxiously. Hearing that God had not moved for a long time, she thought that God had ignored him, but just as she was about to get up, there was an extra bottle in her hand.This frightened him, as if bitten by a snake, he threw it away quickly.Suddenly God's words came from my mind, and I realized what was going on, quickly picked up the bottle, knelt down and kowtowed a few more times, "Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your kindness, this old slave has received it, I will never forget it in this life .”

Li Dacheng wanted to take a few more photos of facial masks and high-end cosmetics and send them to the old man. After all, at such an old age, the old man is still infatuated with his aunt.But just as he was about to take a picture, he suddenly received a text message.

"Reminder: Your user quota is less than 50 yuan, please recharge as soon as possible, or go to the business hall to pay, so as not to affect your normal use."

ah?Li Dacheng was taken aback. As a courier, he didn't have anything, but the phone bill was high. The 200 yuan phone bill he paid just yesterday, although he made a few calls in the morning, didn't it cost so much, right?

Damn, what is China Unicom doing?There is no such way to attract fees.

Li Dacheng hurriedly called to check, and there was a value-added service fee of 180 yuan. What kind of trouble is this?

Since he bought this black phone, he only used WeChat. He didn't watch big movies, let alone download small movies. There is no value-added service fee. Could it be that there is malware in the phone, and he was fooled?
Li Dacheng quickly turned off the traffic, and when I have time, I have to go to your business hall to check it out.

……

"Director Li, what are you doing?" A little court lady looked curiously at Chief Executive Li who was kneeling on the ground and kept prostrating.

When Li Lianying heard this, she quickly stood up from the ground, and it was Xiaohong, a maid from Chuxiu Palace who was serving the Empress Dowager.

"Xiao Hong, what are you doing here?" Li Lianying asked pretendingly, the respectful and sincere look disappeared in an instant.

"Director Li, the Empress Dowager is looking for you." Xiaohong hurriedly replied cautiously. The other party was the Chief Eunuch, the person the Empress Dowager trusted the most.

"Do you know what it is?" Li Lianying asked.

"not sure."

"I know, you go."

"Yes."

After Xiaohong left, Li Lianying sweated secretly, and was so focused on talking to God that she forgot to go back to serve Lafayette.What a sin, a sin.Fortunately, with the treasure bestowed by God, I don't have to worry about Lafayette being unhappy.

Li Lianying shook her sleeves, a delicate glass bottle appeared in her hand, and a smug smile appeared on her face.

"This is a treasure in the sky, Lafayette will definitely like it."

(End of this chapter)