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Chapter 44 The Consequences of Offending Tianwei

"Boss, bring me a box of fireworks, the one with the loudest sound and the most power." Li Dacheng came to a fireworks and firecracker distribution store, and yelled loudly as soon as he entered the door.There is no way, I am too urgent.

The owner of the store frowned immediately when he heard this. There are so many people who buy fireworks, and they all ask about the size and shape of the fireworks. I have never seen such a request.The most powerful?This place sells fireworks, not explosives.Suspicious, too suspicious.Is it going to buy something dangerous?

The boss looked at Li Dacheng carefully, and asked cautiously, "Sir, what are you doing buying fireworks?"

"Of course I let it go. Could it be possible to buy it back and collect honey?"

"Why the most powerful?"

"You..." Li Dacheng immediately understood what was going on when he saw the boss's suspicious gaze, and it was really easy for people to misunderstand what he said, "Boss, you misunderstood, didn't I just buy a new car? Buy fireworks from the store and put them home to add some joy." After speaking, he stretched out his finger to the door.

The boss stretched his neck and looked out through the door glass. There was indeed a brand new Land Rover luxury off-road vehicle parked outside the door, even the license plate was temporary. The shop owner was relieved and smiled.Who buys a new car these days and doesn't set off some firecrackers to add to the excitement?There is something special about it, this is called: When the firecrackers go off, you will be lucky, safe and sound, and the road will be smooth.Ordinary cars, just put two firecrackers on it. Luxury cars, especially those bought by local tyrants, naturally need to buy fireworks to show off their momentum.

"The biggest one is six-inch, 36-ring firework, and a single firework shell. I don't know which kind do you want?" The store owner pointed to several firework patterns in the store and introduced to Li Dacheng.

"The same one, buy it back and see the effect, if it's good, I'll come back to you in the future."

"Okay, I'll find someone to help you move out."

After paying the money, Li Dacheng waited outside the shop. After a while, the shop owner ordered people to move out a box as high as a table.Li Dacheng was stunned when he saw it, and then he was overjoyed. It was bigger than he imagined, and the effect would not be bad.Li Daguo put down the rear seat resolutely, and then stuffed the fireworks into the car.

After returning to his new home, Li Dacheng found an open space outside, set up a single firework bomb, then took out his mobile phone to enter WeChat, and opened the dialog box for chatting with He Shen.

"Heshen, you offended Tianwei, do you have any regrets now?"

He Shen is defecating in a farm toilet on Nanxun Road.The past two days of driving and horses have been tiring, and I have not eaten well or slept well, and I am inevitably constipated. At this time, I was trying to suppress my blushing, and the sudden sound made him tremble. Not only was he discouraged, but he almost fell into the cesspit .

After hearing the voice clearly, He Shen suddenly lost his breath, covered his nose, and said impatiently, "Why is it you again? Is it over? Aren't you going to teach me a lesson at noon? You are here, don't be afraid If you die, come and see if the guards outside can tear you apart."

What the hell!Isn't this He Shen too rampant?

"When you are about to die, you still dare to speak wild words?"

"Don't be silly, hurry up, don't delay me shitting."

Li Dacheng was so angry that he didn't bother to talk nonsense with He Shen, so he immediately took out the lighter and lit the fire wire of the fireworks bomb, and a puff of green smoke came out. Li Dacheng quickly took a picture of the fireworks bomb with his mobile phone and clicked send.

Whoosh!
The fireworks shells that were still on the grass just now disappeared without a trace, leaving only traces of green smoke floating in the air and a little smell of gunpowder.

Seeing that there was no voice, He Shen immediately cursed inwardly, a monster is a monster, except for pretending to be a monster and knowing some tricks to deceive people, he can't do anything else.Hmph, let me take a shit.

Just when He Shen was about to continue to work hard, suddenly there was a cylinder in front of his eyes. The cylinder was as thick as an arm and smoked straight away.

"What is this?" He Shen looked at it curiously, he had never seen such a thing before, it looked so strange.

Just when he was about to reach out to take it, there was a loud "boom", and the whole ground trembled. He Shen was frightened and stunned. He leaned back in a controlled manner, and his butt got stuck between the two wooden boards on the latrine.

"boom"

Before He Shen could recover, there was another thunderclap above his head, and the roof of the entire latrine was blown open, broken tiles, yellow mud, and straw kept falling, crackling, and finally the wooden shelf fell on the couch, and He Shen Shen is under pressure.

"boom"

rumbling...

Dust was flying, rocks were flying everywhere, and a good toilet was instantly razed to the ground.

The guards guarding around were taken aback and quickly surrounded him.

"with adults"

"My lord, where are you?"

"And my lord, how are you, are you okay?"

The guards were in a mess. The latrine had been inspected beforehand and it was very strong. Why did it suddenly collapse?I heard a 'boom' before, could it be that the fart with the adults was so powerful that it collapsed the toilet?

It was rumored that Mr. He was a master of martial arts when he was the imperial bodyguard, and he had few opponents. Now it seems that it is true, and the sword is not old, and its power is still the same as before.It's just a poop, as for making such a big effort?

It is said that Mr. Ji Xiaolan has iron teeth and copper teeth. It seems that he is not weaker than Mr. Ji, and his loud fart is earth-shattering.

"Come and save me..."

A weak voice came from under the ruins, struggling mixed with pain.

The onlookers were taken aback when they heard it, and rushed up quickly, picking up the ruins and throwing straws aside.

"My lord, hold on, we're here to save you."

Fortunately, the latrines of ordinary people's homes are very simple. After digging for a long time, I saw a head in a piece of straw. Although the head was covered with yellow mud, I could vaguely see the appearance of Mr. and Mrs. He, just like in the dark. The fireflies, so outstanding, so bright.

"My lord, are you all right?"

"Quickly pull me up."

The guard immediately grabbed Mr. He's hand and pulled it upwards forcefully.Maybe it was because the angle was not good and he couldn't use his strength. One of the guards moved to the side, but his feet softened and he sank immediately.

"Hey hey..."

"puff!"

"Help, save me..." The guard had just yelled a few words, and found that the sunken body stopped, and the bottom of his feet was solid, not soft. He was relieved and looked up at the same person standing in front of him. He Shen and the adults laughed twice, and said, "It's okay, it's not deep. Hey, why is it so stinky?"

The guard covered his nose with one hand, and threw the cheating straw aside with the other, picked it up, and suddenly caught something soft. When he pulled it up and put it in front of him, he was stunned, "This, this It's..." Halfway through, he remembered where the ruins were.

vomit!
The guard couldn't bear it, and spit out his lunch in one gulp, but he forgot that he was in front of him, so he didn't waste any of the things he spit out, and sprayed all of it on He's face.

The guards around were all dumbfounded, thinking this kid didn't seek his own death?I can't spit anywhere, but I have to spit on Mr. He's face. This Mr. He is notoriously small-bellied, and he will get revenge.

Thinking this way in my heart, but I didn't dare to neglect my hands. After a few people tried their best, they finally dragged Mr. He up from the cesspit.

It’s just this tugging, it’s better not to tug, not only the official robe was torn apart, but also the bottom of the adult’s body is all gone, the feces below the thighs are all filthy, and the middle is even more unobstructed, think about it, who shits When you don't take off your pants?
"Hurry up and get water." He Shen said angrily, and he was going crazy.Ever since you were on the job, have you ever suffered such a crime?It is simply a great shame.Fortunately, the pit was not deep and he was not drowned, otherwise he would have a reputation that will last forever.

The guard immediately went into the people's house to find water, and poured it on Mr. He.

As for the guard who fell into the latrine, no one cares about him. Who told him to scratch around with his hands?The guard saw that no one was dragging him, so he could only climb out of the pit by himself, looked at Mr. He, then at himself, and ran out to find water. He didn't dare to grab water from Mr. He here.

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