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Chapter 45

"Smell, does my body still smell bad?" He Shen asked the guard beside him while smelling his body vigorously.After pouring more than a dozen buckets of water, his body looked clean, but He Shen was still worried, he would see the emperor later, it didn't matter if he smoked himself, but if he smoked the emperor, the crime would be serious.

"No, no more, and my lord." The guards answered while covering their noses, no one dared to approach.

"Take your hands away." He Shen narrowed his eyes and shouted sharply.

"Uh... there seems to be a little more." The guards quickly put down their hands. Although they were the imperial guards defending the palace and protecting the emperor, no one dared to offend Mr. He, who is not only the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but also the chief minister of military affairs. , Just one sentence, not to mention ordinary guards like them, even the commander of the imperial guards, the hat on his head is not long enough.

"Then why don't you hurry up and fetch the water!" While scolding He Shen, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, after all, they are guards, they only know how to fight, and they don't know how to serve others.

"And my lord, and my lord." A guard who ran out to find water hurried over, pointed out the wall, and said out of breath, "There is a big river to the east of the village."

"Dahe? Hurry up and lead the way."

"Yes."

Under the leadership of the guards, He Shen saw a river seven to eight feet wide without going far. The river was not deep, but crystal clear, and even fish swimming at the bottom.

He Shen's eyeballs lit up all of a sudden, there would always be dead spots when pouring a bucket on his body, but it would be different with river water, the current would wash away the dirt on his body.

Although it is still a little cold today, He Shen can't control that much anymore. He doesn't want to fume the emperor, let alone be laughed at by the other civil and military officials who accompanied him. He must make up some rhetoric to run him down.

For the sake of fame, He Shen jumped directly from the bank into the river. He shivered all over, took a breath, then took off his clothes and kept rubbing hard on his body.

"Heshen, now you know the consequences of offending Tianwei, right?" Li Dacheng knew through the WeChat messages sent by Heshen that this old boy was blown into the cesspit by his fireworks cannon.What is it called?This is called Tianwang Huihui, careless but not leaking, against God, survival is just looking for shit (death)!

"Monster, don't be crazy. Don't think that if you throw a 'firecracker', I will be afraid of you. Don't bully me for being ignorant." He Shen said through gritted teeth. Only now did he realize that the tube-like thing is What, nothing more than firecrackers filled in bamboo tubes with saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal, but I didn't figure out how the firecrackers appeared in the latrine, and what tricks the demon used.

Still not satisfied?
Li Dacheng frowned, he didn't expect that He Shen was quite stubborn, they were all collapsed into the latrine, and he was still not convinced, as expected, he was not the usual timid and timid officials, the courage of Qiangu Juju was just big.

"He Shen, it seems that you want to fight against God to the end."

"God? Pooh, can you pretend to be God after a few tricks? I'm still the Jade Emperor." He Shen curled his lips, and suddenly ordered loudly to the guards standing on the shore, "Guards obey orders, nearby There are monsters coming and going, catch them quickly, don't let go of any place."

The guards looked at each other, demon?There is a flat river around here, except for flowers and trees, there is not even a place for Tibetans, not to mention the places where the emperor passes by, there will be officers and soldiers for miles around to check carefully, drive them away, block the roads, how could there be demons?Is it embarrassing for adults to take off their clothes and swim naked, so they should be driven away?
"Order."

The guards didn't dare to offend Mr. He, so they hurriedly turned their backs and left.

"Monster, let's see where you are going to escape." He Shen said bitterly.

"Escape? Huh, I said before, I am God, you mortals cannot catch me. He Shen, I have changed my mind, I will not kill you, I will torture you slowly, so that you will never be at peace, as Your punishment for offending Tianwei."

"Come on, I'm afraid of you? If you have the ability to show yourself, don't hide." He Shen challenged, as long as the other party shows up, with so many guards around, you still worry about not being able to catch him?
"He Shen, remember, one day, you will kneel down and beg me."

Li Dacheng withdrew from the conversation with He Shen. He originally wanted to send the fireworks beside him, but when he thought that the other party was still bathing in the river, the fireworks might fall into the water, so he gave up the idea.It doesn't matter whether he is dumb or not, the key is not to let He Shen go on rampant.

Hmph, I can't kill you, but I can torment you to death, make you eat, sleep and shit, and be in fear all the time. I want to be your eternal nightmare.

bell bell bell...

Just when Li Dacheng was about to go out to buy some more fireworks shells, the phone rang suddenly, and after looking at the call, it was from Liu Rumeng.

"Hey, Boss Liu? What's the matter?" Li Dacheng asked, although he couldn't make Heshen succumb, but he found a way to cure him. Speaking of which, I would like to thank Liu Rumeng, if it wasn't for the other party to pull him Go to the rest area to sit and force him to listen to the explanation. He will not see the fire safety promotional video on TV, let alone be inspired. Thinking of fireworks, this is also a new skill for him-killing people from a distance, no , It should be called torturing people in the air.

"Where are you?"

"Of course I'm at home."

"Then why don't you open the door for me?" Liu Rumeng's questioning voice came from the microphone.

"Open the door?" Li Dacheng looked back at the door, but there was no one there.

wrong!

Li Dacheng suddenly remembered that this is his new home, no one knows that he lives here now, Liu Rumeng must be talking about his old home.

"I mean, I'm going home right away."

"Before you left the mall without saying anything. You didn't take the cosmetics and the clothes you bought. I brought them back to you. Come back soon." Liu Rumeng said, of course, she had other purposes.

Li Dacheng glanced at the trunk of the car, and then remembered that he left in such a hurry that he left all the things he bought in the mall.

"Okay, wait a moment, I'll go back right away." Li Dacheng moved the fireworks into the house, got in the car and drove to his hometown.

Since it was not the rush hour to and from get off work, the road was not congested, so Li Dacheng rushed to his hometown soon.As soon as he drove into the community, he saw Liu Rumeng standing in the snow downstairs from a distance, his face no longer had the seductive charm of the past, replaced by a touch of sadness, his cheeks and nose were frozen red Yes, it looks extraordinarily charming in the cold wind, which makes people feel pity.

"I'm really sorry, but I'll trouble you to go there yourself." After getting out of the car, Li Dacheng hurriedly walked up to Liu Rumeng and said, "Actually, you didn't come. You left in a hurry because there was something urgent. Go back and get it."

"You don't want to see me that much?" Liu Rumeng frowned after hearing this, and looked at Li Dacheng with a dejected expression, her words were full of deep resentment.

"No, you misunderstood, I just think it's such a cold day, I can't bear to let you, a weak woman, run around." Li Dacheng explained.

"I think you just don't want to see me." The corners of Liu Rumeng's mouth dropped, showing a sad look.

Li Dacheng was depressed, why couldn't this woman understand what he said?It was obviously out of good intentions and caring, but in the heart of the other party, it became another meaning. Is it really so difficult to be a good man?
Seeing Liu Rumeng's pitiful appearance, without the enchanting and arrogance of the past, Li Dacheng unconsciously thought of what happened in the mall, it seemed that the other party thought he was angry.He raised his hand, grabbed Liu Rumeng's shoulder, and said seriously, "I know what you're thinking, but what I want to tell you is that I, Li Dacheng, am not such a stingy person, and it's not your fault. On the contrary, you are the victim and the one worthy of sympathy. It's all the fault of that little boy. It's his ingratitude and his lack of vision. If I had a girlfriend as good as you, I would never go abroad and throw you away Just a few years. So, you don't need to explain to me at all, and you don't need to blame yourself, because you are not wrong."

"Is what you said true?"

"of course it's true."

Liu Rumeng raised her head to look at Li Dacheng, her originally dim gaze shone brightly again, the haze in her heart dissipated, and a bright smile appeared on her face.

It's just that when I think of my previous actions, I can't help but feel shy. When did I become so impulsive?Moreover, why do I have to explain to this man?He is not who he is.Could it be...

Liu Rumeng glanced at Li Dacheng secretly, seeing him staring at her intently, she panicked, and quickly lowered her head, two red clouds appeared uncontrollably on her face, which was really pretty.

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(End of this chapter)