Thick black school

Chapter 22
Wilson put forward the word "national self-determination", which is contradictory to his own country's position.Japan is a master of thick and dark science, and saw through Wilson's weakness, so he proposed the "racial equality" case at the peace meeting, attacking his weakness, saying "you can sing high-profile, wait for me to sing high-profile" , taller than you." This was the magic of thick black, and it really restrained Wilson.However, Wilson is naturally good at intelligence after all. He has not read the translation of the thick black study, but he actually understands the thick black philosophy. , This is the "knocking pot method" in my "two wonderful ways of doing things".Knock the crack of the pot long, and take advantage of the momentum to show off.Until the plenipotentiaries of Italy and Japan wanted to fly their flags and return to the country, he would do things carelessly. This is also the "sawing arrow method" in the "two wonderful methods of handling affairs".Wilson can tell the world: "The idea of ​​self-determination of nations cannot be implemented because I do not try my best, but the environment does not allow it! Why do Britain, France, Italy and Japan disapprove!" It is no different from a surgeon who said to people: "I only saw the shaft of the arrow but did not take the arrowhead, it was because the surgeon didn't try his best, why don't the physicians stand by and watch!" Alas, Wilson is really a sage of the black world!
There is a Chinese stereotype saying: "There are sages in the East China Sea, and there are sages in the West Sea. They have the same heart and the same principle." I invented the method of knocking pots and sawing arrows, and this is a prophetic oriental sage.Wilson practiced the method of knocking pots and sawing arrows, without thinking about it, and getting it without thinking about it. Although he wants to not be called a Western saint, he has no choice but to do so.

I was deeply suspicious that day: Wilson was an old schoolteacher and a nerd, how could he know how to knock pots and saw arrows?Later, after I investigated many ways, I realized that there was a military adviser standing behind him, Colonel House, who was a famous conspirator and was the brains of Wilson.When Wilson became president, he contributed the most. Most of Wilson's cabinet members were recommended by him. Therefore, the United States broke up diplomatic relations and joined the war, and the Shandong issue was all his idea.Wilson's belief in this man's words is equivalent to Liu Bangzhi's belief in Zhang Zifang's words. Since we recognize Liu Bang as a thick black saint, we call Wilson a thick black saint, and it is not an exaggeration.

Most people think that the Paris Peace Conference and Wilson's thick and black school failed, but they don't know that Wilson succeeded.He is the No. 20 eighth-generation president of the United States. Let me ask you: In the past, there were 27 presidents. Readers, can you remember the names of several people? I think Wilson is the third most famous besides Washington and Lincoln.No matter how anyone criticizes him, he is always a famous figure in history.Ask him how he got it, it is nothing more than making good use of the method of knocking pots and sawing arrows. If he doesn't know the science of thickness and blackness, he is just mixed among the 27 former presidents. In human eyes and ears?From this, we know: the function of thick black is great! If you succeed, you will build an incomparable prosperity through the ages, and if you fail, you will leave your name in the universe. Readers, please come to me quickly, as long as you make your face thick and your heart Get dark, jump on the international stage, and ensure that your name will be known to the world, and that you will beat imperialism to the ground and flee.

At the Paris Peace Conference, thick and black families from all over the world gathered together to fight each other.It's like a group of boxers competing in the arena. We stand in the audience and see their boxing techniques clearly. What kind of boxing techniques should be used to defeat them.When Wilson put forward the idea of ​​"national self-determination", it was greatly welcomed by weak and small nations, but was deeply disliked by Britain, France, Italy and Japan. It can be seen that the four words "national self-determination" can hit the heart of the big powers.Later, when Japan proposed the "racial equality" case, Wilson was speechless, and the "national self-determination" case was invisible. It can be seen that the word "racial equality" can hit the heart of Europeans and Americans.If our country came out to advocate the "Union of Weak and Small Nationalities" and combined Wilson's "national self-determination" case with the Japanese's "racial equality" case, wouldn't it be enough to hit their vitals?
The United States and Japan are on the side of the oppressors. The "national self-determination" advocated by Wilson and the "racial equality" advocated by Japan are just verbal, but there is no determination to implement them. Our country is on the side of the oppressed, follow this path, say this in words and do it in practice, and do it vigorously, of course, it will achieve great results.

For example, when fighting a war, you need to spy first, and then use your troops to attack briefly, only then can you find out where the enemy is false and where is real. method.Emperor Liu Xian had a battalion of [-] li, and Lu Xun attacked the first battalion, which was disadvantageous. He said to the crowd: "I already know his truth, and I have a way to break it." So he set fire to it, and Liu Xiandi's entire army was defeated.Wilson proposed the "national self-determination" case, which shocked the whole world, and it was regarded as a spy for the weak and small ethnic groups.When Japan proposed the "racial equality" case, it held Wilson hostage, which was a slight attack on the foreign powers.These gangsters have exposed their own weaknesses to the fullest, and we will attack this weakness. Of course, their imperialism can be destroyed in one fell swoop.

The failure of Emperor Liu Xiandi was due to the fact that the battalion was [-] miles away, and the battle line was too wide. Lu Xun ordered the sergeants to hold a fire each, and burn another battalion apart from each other. The army was defeated.The colony of the great powers is too wide, as if Emperor Liu Xian had a camp of seven hundred miles.Our country engages with the world's weak and small nations and acts at the same time, which is equivalent to Lu Xun burning the camp, the ground is full of fire, and the big powers cannot look after each other. They are imperialists and they will naturally be defeated.Britain boasts: Wherever the sun shines, there is a British flag. We have organized the "League of Nations", and we can say: Wherever the sun shines, the British deserve to be beaten.

Emperor Liu Xian had experienced many battles and was extremely arrogant. He thought Lu Xun was a young man and ignored him. He didn't know that Lu Xun could endure humiliation and was a rising star in the thick and dark world. It was a complete defeat.The imperialists look down on us and are extremely arrogant. Our country has been bullied, made concessions in everything, and endured humiliation. It has reached 12 points.

Originally published in Chengdu's "West China Daily" from January to February [-]
Re-study on Thick Black Studies
I am a student of the stereotyped school. Chinese stereotypes are broad and profound. It is really the beauty of the ancestral temple and the wealth of hundreds of officials. I have been in debt for decades.I have two secrets for writing stereotyped essays: one is to plagiarize ancient texts, and the other is to make reverse texts.The gentleman came up with a question, found a similar question, changed the numbers slightly, and wrote it with respect to the book, which means plagiarizing an ancient book.I advocate the alliance of weak and small nationalities, which is a plagiarism of the ancient books of Guan Zhong, Su Qin and Zhuge Liang.People say that wax gourds can’t be made into steamers, but I said: “Winter melons can be made into steamers, and the steamers made from winter melons are better than any steamer in the world. Why?”Of the zengzi in the world, only the steamed stuff inside can be eaten, not the zengzi.Only the steamer made of wax gourd, even the steamer can be eaten as a meal. This kind of statement is the so-called reverse text.I said: Thick black can save the country, which is equivalent to saying that winter melon can be made into a steamer, so my theory, the most practical, can be eaten as a meal.

Investigation and statement, for the taboo of composition, Bismarck sang an iron-blooded play, the audience applauded, Kaiser Wilhelm II, repeat it again, a crushing defeat, the Japanese will perform it again, and will be a crushing defeat in the future. If you don’t believe it, please wait and see thereafter.

Plagiarism from ancient books will always be brilliant. Zhuge Wuhou learned from Shen Han in governing the country, and Su Qin in diplomacy. He is obviously a master of miscellaneous tyrants. Later generations say that he has the atmosphere of Confucianism. It is the talent of Wang Zuo, who can be regarded as a master of plagiarizing ancient books.

Those who write probing texts like to survey and write essays for the pilot test, but they don't know that they should write down the papers. The four characters "iron and blood" are also the essays of Bismarck's pilot test. I must not suppress them. The word "national self-determination" is Wilson's test paper, and the word "racial equality" is Japan's test paper. If Mu Shou Jing Shu comes out, he must take the high school entrance examination.Instead of resorting to the League of Nations, the United Kingdom and the United States for things like September [-], it is better to resort to the barbarians in Africa and Australia, or to the subjugated nationals of Koryo and Annan in India. On the surface, it seems to be a reversal of the verdict!In fact, it is plagiarizing Wilson's falling papers and Japan's falling papers.

Before the roads were built in Sichuan Province, every time I walked, I saw people pushing carts, carrying sedan chairs, and carrying loads coming and going, like ants, passing through the wide and wide places safely, and when I got to the narrow roads, they would meet each other. Curse, you blame me for walking wrong, I blame you for walking wrong, I thought to myself: Is it wrong to walk, it is nothing more than the narrow road.Our country's organization and government are concentrated on it, no matter what kind of ambition you have, you can't display it unless you hold power.So you say I am wrong, and I say you are wrong, but in fact it is not wrong. The political stage has limited status and cannot accommodate many people. It is like walking into a narrow road.

In terms of diplomacy, we should open up a very broad road. We cannot assign the responsibility to a few people in the authorities. How broad is it?Putting forward the idea of ​​organizing an alliance of weak and small nationalities, this way is extremely wide, and the stage is extremely large, and any number of people can be accommodated.Businessmen, overseas students, and travelers abroad can directly campaign for weak nations; those in the country, regardless of whether they are in the government or in opposition, can take on various jobs regardless of the world.The goal of [-] million people is concentrated on one point of the alliance of weak and small nationalities, rooted in the line of strength, no conflict, no cooperation, and cooperation is free.This kind of broad road can be followed, the political stage is only a small part, there is no need to gain power, and the work of saving the country can also be manifested, and the ruling party does not need to make noise.

The people of the democratic country are the emperors, but there are [-] million people in our country who don't want to be wise emperors. Everyone thinks of themselves as fools and hopes that there will be a Zhuge Liang who will bring down Japan and imperialism.I couldn't help shouting: Your Majesty made a mistake. Adou is the king of the subjugated country. If there is a Dou, there will be Huang Hao. Zhuge Liang will not come out once in a thousand years, and he will only come out after three visits. Huang Hao is everywhere and comes uninvited.The reason why our country is on the verge of death is because the people of the whole country regard themselves as fools.I had no choice but to copy a teacher's list and said: "Your Majesty should not underestimate yourself." Why don't we just be Zhuge Liang and Liu Xiandi ourselves.I, the leader of the thick black sect, don't take the liberty to pretend to be Zhuge Liang myself.The Houhei Conghua I wrote is my "Longzhong Dui".I hope that readers, all of you, will act as Zhuge Liang, and each of you will put forward a proposition. There will be [-] million "Longzhong Duties" for [-] million people.At the same time, we transformed into Liu Xiandi, became [-] Liu Xiandi, and selected [-] "Longzhong Duels".If Li Houhei's "Alliance of Weak and Small Nationalities" is selected, our [-] million Liu Xiandi will personally move the holy driver to do the work of uniting Wu and Wei.Think of all kinds of ways to unite the barbaric countries in Africa, Australia, and the subjugated people in Koryo, India, Annan, and attack imperialism.

If we want the independence of our country, we must first seek the independence of [-] million people, and the [-] million lines of force should stand upright, and the lines of force should be directed at the imperialists.Desiring that the country is not independent is not a last resort.Question: How can the [-]-force line be independent?Said: First seek independence of mind, if you can be independent, you can cooperate. The [-] million people in our country cannot cooperate. Because the [-] million people cannot be independent, if you are not independent, you will be slaves.What a cooperation!
Ambitious people do things, take over and control them, and regard everyone as slaves. The so-called anti-Japanese people lead slaves to fight against Japan.There is neither the ability to be independent, but the ability to resist.Therefore, if we want to resist Japan and the imperialists, we must cultivate the independence of the people and not aggravate their slavery.I wrote this thick black conghua, thousands of words, nothing more than teaching people to think independently.Therefore, the diplomacy of the Black Country is independent diplomacy, and the policy of the Black Country is a policy of joint efforts. The Black experts from all walks of life in the military, business, politics, and science directly use their usual skills to Japan, which is called the Black Country to save the country.

Confucius said to Zi Xia, "You are a Confucian for a gentleman, and you are a Confucian for a small man." My disciples said: "You are a big and thick black, and Wuwei is a small and thick black." May I ask how to distinguish between big and small thick and black?Zhang Yi instigated the six kingdoms to attack each other, it was Xiao Houhei, Sun Quan and Liu Bei competed with each other for Jingzhou, it was Xiao Houhei, Guan Zhong and Su Qin's method was the big thick black.Japan occupies the four northeastern provinces, and then wants to annex China. It is a small thick black. The European and American powers plundered colonies.Mencius said: "The small solid can't fight the big." Our big thick black succeeded, and the small thick black of Japan and the imperialists, of course, failed.

As long as our country clearly defines the alliance of weak and small nationalities as a foreign policy, the government and the people will become one, the whole country will be mobilized to do this work in unison, and the national attention will be injected into foreign countries.If we become a joint line of force in the same direction, we will not only eliminate internal strife, but also resist Japan and the imperialists.It's a pity that Zhuge Wuhou is dead, and I can't wait to discuss with him in detail.

I talked about thick black learning, divided into three steps, you guys want to remember: the first step, thick as a city wall, black as coal; the second step, thick and hard, black and bright; the third step, thick and invisible, black And colorless.Japan treats my country in the way of thieves and thieves by force, sometimes in the style of prostitutes, talking about goodwill, the poison of wolves, and the charm of foxes. And hard, it was done, but he never dreamed of the time of being black and bright.Cao Cao is a well-known black-hearted son, but the signboard is transparent. Heroes from all over the world gather in his family, knowing that he is a peerless traitor, but they find him cute and admirable everywhere.In Japan, the heart is as black as the signboard, and has become the world's public enemy, like a snake and a scorpion. Anyone who sees it will shout "Fight! Fight!" Therefore, the better the Japanese thick black theory is taught, the more it will fail in the future. Why?It is black but not bright.He only understands the lower multiplication method of Houheixue, but not the upper multiplication method. When he fights against people who don't understand Houheixue, he will naturally win everywhere. If he meets a famous person, of course he will be defeated.

We organized alliances of weak and small nationalities to attack imperialism. We originally used black-letter tactics, but this method was copied from Wilson's four words "national self-determination", which is welcomed by the whole world. It is called black and bright.Those who hear it will rise up and argue: "Wilsonian doctrine is the blessing of peace and the foundation of Datongism. How can it be done by thick-faced and black-hearted people? Can the practice of this kind of doctrine be called thick and dark?" Crazy Li sighed after hearing this, and said, "That's true! That's true! It's thick but invisible, black and colorless."

When I talk about thick black studies, don't there be methods of sawing arrows and knocking pots?After we organized the alliance of weak and small nationalities, we applied the method of knocking the pot, holding a hammer in hand, and said to the countries: "Believe it or not, I will knock this hammer down, and your pot will burst immediately, and you will never be able to repair it even if you try to repair it." " He said this in his mouth, and the hammer in his hand wanted to knock it down, and if he didn't knock it down, there were infinite magical effects. If the big powers ignored it, they would just knock it a little bit to make the crack on the pot grow a little bit, and if they didn't pay attention, knock it again .If Japan and the big powers want to go against the grain and slaughter the weak and small nations for their desires, we will go down with one hammer, increase the rift to infinity, unite the oppressed people all over the world, and act together, 12 million oppressed people, Fight against the 5000 oppressors, and Mr. Sun Yat-sen's proposition is almost implemented.But at the beginning of our work, we are organizing the alliance of weak and small nationalities, organizing the weak association well, and then with the hammer in hand, we can manipulate freely, and only then can equality and freedom be achieved in the international arena.

There must be art in knocking a pot, neither light nor heavy: it is useless if the cracks on the pot cannot grow if it is knocked lightly; if it is knocked hard, the cracks will be too long and cannot be mended.If you want to have the right weight, you have to study thick and black.In the drama, once the "replenishing the vat" comes out, the vat is smashed with a hammer. This kind of knocking method is not very wise.In the international arena, if we do this, is it enough to say that black learning?
When I talked about thick and black studies, I once said: "Guan Zhong persuaded Duke Huan of Qi to attack Chu, and he knocked the pot to make up for it." His knocking method is artistic.When it comes to Chu's crimes, there are two items: one is Zhou Tianzi, who dared to be king, and the other is Hanyang concubines, who Chu has done everything.Guan Zhong, Duke Huan's envoy, said to him: "Ergong does not enter Baomao, and the king's sacrifice is not shared. There is no way to shrink the wine. The widow is a levy." But to question this extremely unimportant matter, wouldn't it be a big joke in the world?Zhao Wang crossed the Han River and died in a shipwreck. It has nothing to do with Chu. Besides, it happened hundreds of years later. There is no reason. Guan Zi is the best in the world.He is a master of thick and black, and at the beginning of using the method of knocking pots, he has left behind the method of sawing and arrows. If he pretends to announce the real crimes of Chu State, and asks him to cut off the title of the king and withdraw the place of Hanyang Zhuji, how can Chu State Don't you fight desperately with Qi?You think about the Battle of Long Spoon, Qi State could not even fight against a weak country like Lu State, would he dare to fight hard against Chu State?I had no choice but to use the signboard of Emperor Zhou to tap Chu State lightly.

Chu is a great country, Guan Zhong did not dare to hurt his face, accused King Zhao of not repeating the matter, and deliberately gave the state of Chu a room for defense. The King of Chu could say to his ministers: "He accused two things, one thing, I will turn it around with him. The scolding made him speechless, such things as reeds by the Mao River, Tianzi Zhou is my old boss, just cut a few bundles and send them to him." This is also Guan Zhong's wonderful use.There is no basis for verbal abuse, but Gongbaomao has real performance.Duke Huan of Qi carried Baomao on his back and went to Emperor Zhou as a proof of Chu's submission.When the emperor of Zhou offered sacrifices to the important event of the ancient country, he displayed the baomao and put a red paper sign on it, saying: "This is the baomao tribute from the state of Chu." !The state of Chu has surrendered. Do the small states dare to object?

The battle of Zhaoling began with the method of knocking on the pot and ended with the method of sawing and arrows. Its magical effect is like this. Our weak and small national alliance, once organized, will lightly tap him on the pot of the great powers with a hammer. Saw the arrow shaft.At a certain period of time, knock again, and a section of the arrow shaft comes out, and another section is sawed. Keep knocking and sawing like this. At the end, the arrow comes out, and it is lightly picked up by hand, so the arrow is sawed. The law ended, and the pot was mended.

In diplomacy, the sawing arrow method and the pot-knocking method are used interchangeably, like the two wheels of a cart and the two wings of a bird, which cannot be neglected.The root cause of the failure of our country's diplomacy lies in the special method of sawing and arrows.Since the five-port trade agreement, all diplomacy has been nothing more than sawing the shaft of the arrow. After September [-], it is especially obvious that a method of knocking the pot should be added to the diplomatic method. We organize the alliance of weak and small nations by using the method of knocking the pot Theories, produced.

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