Thick black school

Chapter 3 Thick black science (3)
That is, the meaning of free time can be divided into two types: one refers to the affairs, the person who seeks an official must put everything down, no work, no business, no farming, no business, no reading, no learning, no teaching, single-minded, dedicated Ask for an official.As far as time is concerned, those who seek an official position must be patient and not be in a hurry. If it does not take effect today, it will come again tomorrow. If it does not take effect this year, it will come again next year.

Two, tribute
The word tribute is borrowed from a common saying in Sichuan, and its meaning is equal to that of the Chinese word for drilling camp, "drilling in, drilling out", which can be said to be "tribute in, tribute out".Everyone knows that you need to drill for an official, but the definition is not easy. Some people said: "The definition of the word tribute is that there must be a hole." I said: "That's wrong! It's only half of it. Drilling, what is there for those without holes?" My definition is: "If there is a hole, it must be drilled, and if there is no hole, it must be drilled. If there is a hole, it will be enlarged; if there is no hole, take out the drill and open a new hole."

Three, rush
The so-called "boasting" in Sichuan dialect is "push the hat shell". There are two kinds of kung fu: one is oral, and the other is written; It is divided into newspapers and magazines and said posts.

Four, hold
It's just a word of praise. Wei Gong came out on the stage, and Hua Xin's behavior was an excellent example.

Five, fear
It means to intimidate, and it is a transitive verb. The meaning of this word is very profound, so I might as well say a few more words.Officials are things, so precious, how can they be given to others easily?Some people have achieved 12 points of "boom" and it still doesn't take effect. This is the skill of reducing fear: everyone who is in charge has a weakness, as long as you find his vital point and tap him lightly, he will panic. Scared, immediately send the official.Notes to scholars: The word fear and the word praise are used for each other. Those who are good at fear have fear in the praise. For the bystanders, seeing what he said in front of Shangfeng, every sentence is flattery, but in fact it is a secret attack. Shangfeng listened, sweating profusely.Those who are good at applauding will be applauded out of fear. The onlookers will see him being arrogant and scolding Shangfeng with every sentence. In fact, the recipients are full of joy and their joints are crisp. "The gods are clear, and it depends on the person", "A great craftsman can make people and rules, and can't make people clever", this is the careful understanding of those who are seeking officials. If it is too much, the adults will become angry from embarrassment, and if they fight against each other, wouldn't it be contrary to the purpose of seeking an official?Why bother, unless you have no choice but to use the word fear not lightly.

Six, send

That is to send things, there are two kinds of big and small: large gifts, take bags of silver dollar banknotes to send; small gifts, such as spring tea, fire elbows, and restaurants.There are two kinds of people: one is those who use the power of equanimity; the other is those who can help me without using the power of equanimity.

These six words have been done, and it is guaranteed that every word will have a miraculous effect. The grown-up man, living alone in deep thought, said to himself: Someone wants to be an official, and he has been talking about it for a long time (this is the effect of empty words), and he has a certain relationship with me. (This is the function of tribute), someone is very intelligent (this is the function of punching characters), and he is very good to me (this is the function of holding characters), but this person is a bit crooked, if it is not arranged, it may not cause trouble (This is the effect of fear words), thinking of this, looking back at the black piles on the table, or a lot of bright white piles (this is the effect of sending words), there is nothing to say, hang out the cards, A certain vacancy is welcomed by a certain person.It can be said that the meritorious deeds have been completed.So he took office and practiced the six-character mantra of being an official.

Six-character mantra for being an official
The six-character mantra for being an official: "empty, respectful, stretched, fierce, deaf, and nonchalant".These six characters are all flat, and their meanings are as follows:
One, empty
The meaning of empty is empty. First, it is written: all the criticisms and announcements are empty. Second, when it comes to doing business, whatever you do, it’s all about swaying, you can go east or west, sometimes you do it vigorously, but in fact there is a hidden way of retreat. If you see that the situation is not good, you can withdraw from that way If you leave, you will never tie yourself down.

Second, Christine
There are two types: direct and indirect, direct refers to the boss, and indirect refers to the relatives and friends of the boss and concubine and so on.

Three, stretch
That is, the so-called tension in the common saying is the opposite of Gong.For subordinates and ordinary people, there are two types: one is appearance, which is impressive and powerful, and the second is speech, which seems to have economics and great talent.For the location of Fanzhengzi, the word Gong does not necessarily mean superior; for the location of non-fanzhengzi, the word Peng does not necessarily mean subordinates and ordinary people.Sometimes the power of Zengzi does not belong to the boss, so it is better to be generous to the boss; sometimes the power of Zengzi is to exercise subordinates or ordinary people, and it should be changed to respectful.My way is originally lively and vigorous, and the wonderful use of it is stored in one heart.

Four, fierce
It can only achieve my goal, and others don’t have to worry about prostitution, but there is one layer that should be noted, the word fierce must be covered with a layer of benevolence, righteousness and morality.

[-]. Deaf
It is deafness: laughing and scolding let him laugh and scold, and I am a good official for myself.However, "deaf" contains the meaning of "blind man", the verbal slander, closing one's eyes and not seeing.

Six, get
That is, making money, the common saying is pronounced in a flat tone.Qianli Lailong, the hole is formed here, and the first eleven characters are all set up for this character.Nongzi is contrasted with sending characters for seeking officials.The most important thing to pay attention to in this word is to be able to pass in official affairs before you can succeed. Sometimes you can’t pass it, just put some money in your own pocket, it’s okay; .

I have only studied the outline of the above twelve characters, and many of the essence have not been developed. Those who are interested in being an official can study it by themselves according to the method.

Two ways to do things

[-]. Saw arrow method
Someone got hit by an arrow and asked a surgeon to treat him. The doctor sawed off the shaft of the arrow and asked him why he didn’t pull out the arrow. He said, “That’s a matter of internal medicine. It is a story passed down from generation to generation.

Now agencies at all levels use this method when they do family affairs with their husbands.For example, the criticism statement: "According to XX and other conditions, it is extremely inconsistent. I look forward to ordering the county magistrate to find out and deal with it strictly." It's internal medicine.Or "Looking up and forwarding to Shangfeng Nuclear Affairs Office", then "Shangfeng" is internal medicine.Another example is that someone asked me to do something, and I said: "I agree with this matter, but I still need to discuss it with someone."Or say: "I will do a certain part first, and the rest will be done later." "Do it first" is sawing arrow shafts, and "later" is internal medicine.In addition, there were those who only sawed the shaft of the arrow and did not order them to seek internal medicine, and there were those who did not even saw the shaft of the arrow but ordered them to seek internal medicine.

Second, the pot method
The cooking pot leaked, so I asked a tinker to fix it. While scraping the soot from the bottom of the pot with an iron sheet, the tinker said to the master, "Please light the fire and I will burn the smoke." He took the time when the master turned his back. , I tapped the pot with a hammer a few times, and the crack grew a lot. When the owner turned around, he pointed it out to him and said, "Your pot has a long crack. The top is greasy, so you can't see it. I scraped away the smoke from the pot, and it came out, so I have to fix a few more nails." The owner looked down and said in surprise, "Not bad! Not bad! If I don't meet you today, I'm afraid this pot won't work." When it was time to mend it, the master and the tinker parted happily.

Zheng Zhuanggong connived at Gong Shuduan and caused him to do many injustices, so he raised his troops to punish him. This is the way to fix the pot.There are many such things in history.Someone said: "In China's reform, there are many places where good meat is cut off for medical treatment." This is the method of mending the pot used by the reformers.In the early years of the Republic of China, the two methods of sawing arrows and mending pots were used interchangeably.

The above two magic methods are common rules for doing things. Whether ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, those who conform to this common rule will succeed, and those who violate this common rule will fail.Guan Zhong is a great statesman in China. He used these two methods to deal with affairs. The people of Di attacked Wei, and the state of Qi stood still. The method of mending the pot; in the battle of Zhaoling, Chu is not responsible for arrogating the title of king, but only for Baomao and not paying tribute. This is the method of sawing arrows.At that time, the strength of Chu State was far superior to that of Qi State. Guan Zhong dared to persuade Duke Huan of Qi to send troops to attack Chu, so it can be said that he broke the pot to make up for it.When Chu State showed a rebellious attitude, he immediately saw the arrow and finished the matter.The battle of Zhaoling began with the method of mending the pot and ended with the method of sawing and arrows.Guan Zhong was able to repair a pot if it was broken, so he was called a genius in the world.

The military officials of the Ming Dynasty surrounded the bandits and let him out on purpose.This is the method of mending the pot.Later, he couldn't control him until the country was destroyed and the king died.He broke the pot and couldn't make it up, so he was called "a mediocre minister who wronged the country".Yue Fei wanted to restore the Central Plains and welcome back the second emperor. He had just thought of taking the arrow, but he was killed. Ming Yingzong was also arrested. Yu Qian brought him back. He took out the arrow, but he was still killed. .Why?Violation of common law.

The king of the Jin Dynasty was the prime minister, and there was a traitor. He didn't go to punish him. Tao Kan blamed him. It's just a 'Zunyang time thief'." Wang Dao "Zunyang time thief" waited for Tao Kan, that is, he kept the arrow to wait for internal medicine.All the celebrities were weeping in Xinting, Wang Dao changed his face and said: "When he is working hard to conquer the royal family and restore China, how can he be a prisoner of Chu and weep at each other." Say a few beautiful words and it's over; miss the second emperor, stuck in the north, never return, never take out the arrow.Wang Dao’s behavior is a bit like Guan Zhong, so he was called "Jiang Zuo Yiwu" in history. If readers can follow the method I said, it is guaranteed that he will become the number one politician after Guan Zi.

in conclusion
I have finished talking about thick black theory, and I will tell readers a secret. When using thick black, there must be a layer of benevolence, righteousness and morality on the surface, and it cannot be displayed nakedly. Wang Mang's failure is due to the reason of exposure .If you don't reveal it all your life, I'm afraid there will still be a "previous Confucian Wang Mang position" in the Confucian Temple to eat his cold pork.

In Han Fei's "Shuo Difficult", there is a saying: "Yin praises his words, but shows his body." All my students must understand this method.If someone asks you: "Do you know Li Zongwu?" You can put on the most solemn face and say: "This man is very bad. He teaches thick and black studies. I can't recognize him." Respectfully, for a "Dacheng most holy teacher Li Zongwu's position".If you can do this, you are guaranteed to make many earth-shattering miracles and be admired by the whole world, and you will go to the Confucius Temple to eat cold pork after you die.So whenever I heard someone scolding me, I was very happy and said: "My way is very good."

There is another layer, I said: "On top of the thick black, there must be a layer of benevolence, righteousness and morality." This refers to meeting a Taoist teacher. If you meet a friend who talks about sex, you also talk about benevolence, righteousness and morality with him, isn't it just asking for trouble? ?At this time, you should paste the words "love is sacred".Doesn't he call you gay?In short, what should be confused with face depends on the time and place of the scholar, and the god knows it, and the two characters of "thick and black" in Shizi are inseparable. If you are an aspiring scholar, you should understand it carefully!

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