genius evil

Chapter 371 She Really Likes Me Too Much
At Haitian Square in Yilan City, around ten o'clock in the morning, Jiang Chen was standing there waiting for someone, the chick Ding Lingling.

Before waiting for a few minutes, Jiang Chen heard a familiar voice.

"Don't run!"

Turning his head, Jiang Chen followed the sound and saw Ding Lingling running fast on a pair of high-heeled shoes, and the one in front ran even faster, holding a lady's bag in his hand, and the slightly wretched guy was chasing wildly.

"What kind of trouble is this?" Jiang Chen couldn't help but groaned, and stretched out his hand to rest his forehead.

Early this morning, he was sleeping with Lan Xiu in his arms, when he received a call from Ding Lingling, asking him to go shopping with him, which caused Lan Xiu to look at him strangely.

But what about shopping?What the hell is going on?

"Little girl, you have already chased me for a block, stop for me." The thief said out of breath as he ran away.

"If you run again, I'll chase you for ten blocks." Ding Lingling said loudly, her arrogance leaking out.

"I didn't steal anything from you. If you chase me again, be careful that I'm rude to you?" the thief said angrily.

"I'm a policeman." Ding Lingling said coldly.

"The police...the police are amazing." The thief shuddered, and finally understood why the woman had been chasing him so closely, so the speed of his escape instantly accelerated.

"Hey, you are so good at running, why don't you go to the Olympics." But at this time, a joking voice sounded.

A figure stretched out its hands, and stopped in front of the thief carelessly, trying to block the thief's way.

"Go away." The thief broke open and cursed.

"You want me to get lost, right? It's very simple, just step on my dead body." The man said indifferently.

"Very good, young master, I will turn you into a corpse." The thief's eyes flashed fiercely, he stretched out his hand, took out a dagger from his pocket, and stabbed at the man viciously.

"Ah, help." The guy pretended to be like that, and became timid in a second at the critical moment, screaming and running away.

"boom!"

As soon as Jiang Chen's figure moved, he kicked the running thief away.

"Brother, Foshan Wuying Leg is amazing." That guy galloped over, stretched out his thumb towards Jiang Chen and flattered him.

"So-so." Jiang Chen smiled lightly.

"It can't be considered average, it should be considered quite good. Of course, compared with my 72-way Tan legs, there is still a little gap. If you practice hard for another ten years, you will almost have my current level." That guy He exhaled loudly, raised his foot, and kicked the thief who fell on the ground and howled.

"Tear!"

It is obviously very reasonable to stride too far and easily tear the egg. Although this guy did not pull the egg, it is not far behind. Instead of kicking, he just exploded his crotch.

"The 72nd road Tan leg really lives up to its reputation." Jiang Chen praised.

"Thank you, thank you." The guy clasped his fists at Jiang Chen, smiled humbly, not ashamed but proud, and said with a smile: "Brother, I am Tong Zhi, I see you are very interesting, how about making friends?"

"Comrade?" Jiang Chen looked at the guy who claimed to be gay strangely.

"It's not comrades, it's Tong Zhi." Tong Zhi tried to correct him.

"Is there any difference?" Jiang Chen asked.

"The biggest difference is that I don't like men, I only like women. For example, I really like that little policewoman." Tong Zhi pointed at Ding Lingling who ran over.

"Then you still like men." Jiang Chen said lightly.

"This policewoman is very feminine, isn't she? She's not a tomboy, brother, your aesthetic level needs to be improved." Tong Zhi said.

"Oh, what I mean is, if I turn you into a eunuch, you probably only like men." Jiang Chen said lazily.

"Brother, do you like this policewoman too?" Tong Zhi reacted and asked gossipingly.

"She likes me." Jiang Chen said solemnly.

"Brother, I just like your shameless style, no wonder I think you are very compatible." Tong Zhi said.

Ding Lingling ran over and happily said to Jiang Chen, "Jiang Chen, I haven't waited long, I thought you haven't come yet."

"Just waited for a few minutes." Jiang Chen smiled.

"Waiting for women is a good habit, and this good habit must be maintained." Ding Lingling said, while speaking, she took Jiang Chen's arm and said, "Let's go."

"That thief doesn't care?" Jiang Chen asked suspiciously.

"Yes... I forgot all of a sudden." Ding Lingling patted his forehead and said belatedly.Then quickly pick up the phone to make a call and notify other people to come and bring them.

"Tong Zhi, see, she really likes me." Jiang Chen said to Tong Zhi.

"How do you say that?" Tong Zhi asked wonderingly, why didn't he see it.

"If she didn't like me so much, how could she even forget about the thief? This clearly shows that she only has me in her heart." Jiang Chen explained.

"Forehead--"

Although he felt Jiang Chen's words were unreasonable, but Tong Zhi had no way to refute.

There were patrolling police nearby, and they quickly took the thief away, while Ding Lingling dragged Jiang Chen to go shopping.

"Jiang Chen, tell yourself, how long have you been looking for me?" Ding Lingling complained while pulling Jiang Chen away.

"Didn't I call you and you said you were busy?" Jiang Chen said.

"I'm busy. It's my business. Whether you can find me or not is your business. First of all, this attitude is your fault." Ding Lingling said coquettishly.

"You are so busy, what should I do with you?" Jiang Chen said speechlessly.

"For example, talk to me, for example, treat me to dinner, for example, give me a gift, it doesn't need to be too expensive, just send me flowers, I like roses... By the way, you have never given any Is it a rose?" Ding Lingling snapped her fingers and said.

"Brother...Brother...three roses for ten yuan, special price." Just as Ding Lingling finished speaking, a childish voice sounded.

A little flower seller, holding a bucket of roses in her hand, shouted at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen laughed, casually handed over ten yuan, took three roses, handed them to Ding Lingling, and said, "The roses you like."

"Jiang Chen, can you be more perfunctory?" Ding Lingling was a little unhappy.

"If you don't want it, I'll throw it away." Jiang Chen said.

"Who said I don't want it anymore? What I mean is that three roses are too few, at least nine hundred and ninety-nine roses are needed." Ding Lingling snatched the roses and complained.

"Little girl, do you have any friends who sell roses?" Jiang Chen stopped the little flower seller.

"Big brother, do you want to buy a lot of roses?" the little girl said happily.

"Buy as much as you have." Jiang Chen said affirmatively.

A few minutes later, Ding Lingling was holding a large handful of roses in her hands. Ding Lingling felt like laughing and crying at the same time.

I wanted to laugh because this was Jiang Chen's first time sending her roses, and I wanted to cry because this way of sending flowers was too weird.

In particular, these roses come one by one, so they are packaged, otherwise how could she hold them with both hands?Moreover, so many roses are really heavy.

"Jiang Chen, these flowers are for you, I don't want them anymore." After walking for a while, Ding Lingling felt a little angry and stuffed all the roses to Jiang Chen.

"Really don't want it?" Jiang Chen asked.

"I really don't want it anymore." Ding Lingling said.

"That's what you said. Next time, don't say that I never gave you roses. I did, but you didn't want them." Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"I don't care about it." Ding Lingling insisted.

"Selling roses, ten yuan each, everyone passing by, come and have a look, the fresh roses just picked." Almost as soon as Ding Lingling finished speaking, Jiang Chen suddenly raised his throat and roared loudly up.

"Jiang Chen, what are you doing?" Ding Lingling was confused.

"Selling flowers, since you don't want these flowers, you can't throw them in the trash can, that would be too wasteful, right? Just sell them." Jiang Chen said as a matter of course.

"Okay, you sell flowers, but you bought three flowers for ten yuan, how dare you sell them for ten yuan each? Can you sell them?" Ding Lingling cursed.

"You don't understand this. I bought three roses for ten yuan, which is good, but I have already bought all the roses around. According to market economics, this is called a monopoly...Of course I can sell them. Get a higher price." Jiang Chen said.

"A profiteer." Ding Lingling gritted her teeth, wondering whether Jiang Chen had such an idea long ago when he bought all the roses.

This all made Ding Lingling feel a little regretful, if she knew earlier that even if she threw the flowers into the trash can, she shouldn't have returned them to Jiang Chen, what was all this about.

"Isn't this the policewoman who just chased the thief? Why did she come here to sell roses?"

"Is it a charity event?"

"He is good-looking and has a good heart. Everyone, come and take care of the business."

……

What I have to say is that beauty economics is too accurate. Ding Lingling's existence is a living gold-lettered signboard, especially with her courageous pursuit of thieves, which has won the good impression of many people.

Under such circumstances, even though Jiang Chen's flowers are really expensive to sell, but there is a preconceived premise of doing public welfare, there are still many people flocking to them, and within half an hour, all the roses are sold. It's over.

"Are you happy?" Ding Lingling said unhappily watching Jiang Chen counting the money with a smile that looked like dried orange peel.

"Of course I'm happy. I gave you roses and made money again. I really admire myself. I'm really a business genius." Jiang Chen bragged to himself shamelessly.

"Hmph!" Ding Lingling snorted coldly, and stretched out a hand.

"What?" Jiang Chen asked in astonishment.

"Fen the money." Gritting her teeth, Ding Lingling said in a melodious manner.

"I paid the money for the flowers. I sold the flowers one by one. You want to share the money with me? How can you divide the money? You are clearly stealing money." Jiang Chen He yelled, his face full of displeasure.

"Do you want to divide or not?" Ding Lingling said angrily.

"It doesn't matter." Jiang Chen shook his head without thinking.

"Jiang Chen, you are going to die. If it weren't for me, would you have sold your roses? At least half of them should be given to me, otherwise I will never end with you." Ding Lingling also said loudly.

(End of this chapter)